Officers contacted the home's owner, who lives out of state, and she requested police press charges against Southwick and asked that she be required to reimburse the costs of water and electricity. (Source)

Winner

Failures

A 57-year-old Bronx man dusted off his karate skills Tuesday and turned the tables on three would-be robbers decades younger than him, police and the victim said. Diogenes Angeles was walking to a pharmacy near his home in Morrisania about noon when the young men marked him as an easy target. "They see that I am kind of old and figured they can just come and rob me," said the grandfather of six. Eugene Sanchez, 19, Rakeem Johnson, 23, and Jason Lopez, 25, taunted and then attacked Angeles, police said. That's when Angeles, who studied karate when he was 14, tapped the fountain of youth and snapped a punch into one of the men - and a streak of fear into the hapless thieves. "Once they saw I could defend myself, they ran away," Angeles, a retired sign painter, said in Spanish. "I hope they learn from this and don't attack other people." (source)

Hang Mioku, now 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28; hooked from the beginning she moved to Japan where she had further operations - mostly to her face.

Following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful.

Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder. (read more)

She even got to the point where she resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face. SMH. You gotta read the story.

Oh...by the way, this is what she use to look like:

FAIL #3:

Coolio and his son. (*sigh*) Good luck getting through the whole video.

ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. (AP) — A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl's birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.

"I don't think she believes me yet," he told the Kingsport Times-News. "It's going to take some more convincing."

Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to "get the word out" about the campaign.

"I took one for the cause," he said. "I can't give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little." (source).

Jesus be a crayola, and color me pissed. Are you absolutely serious? I can't give a financial donation, but I can give a child? (*selah*) This fool "secretly" named the child this. SECRETLY! As in...eff the momma's opinion. Not to mention that McCain/Palin FAILED about a week ago. This girl is gonna grow up and eff her parent's up. Lawd...I can't continue this post...

“I’m a dead man!” the disgraced gridiron great declared when he phoned pals shortly after his conviction. Even as he sat in his dank Las Vegas jail cell just hours after jurors found him guilty of armed robbery and kidnapping, guards worried he would be marked for death. For his own safety, he was put in an isolation cell dubbed “the hole” by prisoners.

“He’s scared to death - so much so that he won’t eat, and he has been given medication for depression,” disclosed a source. Simpson has plummeted to such depths of despair, revealed an insider, “he was put on suicide watch. Someone is watching him nearly every minute in case he tries to strangle himself with whatever he can find in his cell.”“O.J. has two major things working against him as he heads to prison - he killed two white people and he’s a celebrity,” a Nevada prison system insider told the Enquirer. “He’s a target for the Aryan Warriors, a very powerful and deadly prison gang whose members want to finally deliver O.J. fatal justice. They’re waiting for him to arrive - it’s going to be like tossing meat to the wolves. He’ll be dead within weeks.” (source)

FOUNTAIN, Colorado (AP) -- A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.

Nikita Lee Weis, 18, was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, said Fountain Deputy Police Chief Mike Barnett.

Weis' mother, Hyun Weis, was attacked Thursday with a small wooden baseball bat at her home but escaped, authorities said. She was released Friday from a hospital.

His girlfriend, Sophia Nicole Alsept, and two men police said he hired, Juan Antonio Velez Gonzalez, 18, and Brandon Michael Soroka, 19, were also arrested on the charge of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder.

Barnett said Weis wanted to sell his mother's car and use money in her bank accounts to pay for breast implants for Alsept, 21.

Barnett also said the suspects discussed wrapping Hyun Weis' body in plastic and dumping it in the desert in New Mexico or Arizona.

All were being held on $50,000 bail. Officials did not know whether they had attorneys and said they couldn't get messages to them. [SOURCE]

Ok...WHAT? All of this for your flat-chested hoe girlfriend? How do you balance that thought in your head? Kill mom = new boobs for my girlfriend (who could break up with me). They keep this up, Jesus gonna come back to an empty world, between all of these senseless murders and me beating the hell out of these idiots. My question is...how much did he pay these other idiots to kill his mom? Killin ain't cheap. Why not save the money you was gonna use to kill your mom towards the implants? Cot damn, atleast stuff tissue in your trainning bra for the time being. She must got that good good for all of this to take place. Her snatch must come with central air, and handmaids tucked to the side, set on autoclean. SMH.

Police arrested Henry Earl for alcohol intoxication, a charge he’s faced hundreds of times before.

Earl is a pseudo-celebrity because of his extensive record. He’s been featured on late night talk shows and has several websites dedicated to tracking his arrest record.

Earl’s 1,000th arrest happened late Monday night on South Limestone. He’ll be in court Tuesday afternoon to answer to this latest charge.

If you’re wondering what 1,000 arrests equals, here’s a look at Henry Earl’s history.

In all, he’s spent 4,123 days in jail.

35 of his 1000 arrests have been this year alone, landing him behind bars 189 days in 2008.

On average, Earl is out of jail about two days before he lands back behind bars, although this time he was out for four days before his latest arrest. [source]