Now...disclaimer. This is JT's list, so if stans have hatred, please put "ATTENTION: NOBODY" on your lil comments or emails. Now...without further delay...

10. Lisa Raye

Ok...she barely made it on the list, but what puts her at number 10 is her associations (and the fact that she's kin to Da Brat). From Benzino and that Slimy ex-husband Michael Misick to her recent affair with Ginuwine, she deserves to take a breif sit down before things get worse. It's bad enough she plays similar roles in everything she's in. Seriously. I can never get lost in her role. Seriously...look at her filmology. Not ONE movie that includes white people. She can sit on the bleachers for now.

9. Gabrielle Union

*sigh* You know...Out of all of the girls listed in the top 10, atleast she's trying. And I think I've given her the most chances. But...damnit! I CAN.NOT any longer. I must be honest and say that she looks awkward. She either looks like a muskrat, that she has Fire Marshall Bill lips, or that she gets her mustache waxed daily. Don't misread me. She is a beautiful woman, but I personally can't do it. And maybe she isn't a fake person, but her smile doesn't support the first part of my sentence. Now...her acting skills are improving, but if we can get her atleast ONE role where she tones down her "I'm independent, so I don't need a man. You gonna have to try harder than that to get with me" swag down, then she would be ok. Gabby, there's still hope, but until then...ushers, please escort her to her seat.

8. Kelly Rowland

Man...this one hurts me a lil bit. I didn't want to TREAT her, but damnit Kelly. The only way she'll constantly see success is if she puts a bookmark in the s section of the dictionary. I'ma give her the new nickname "Catch 22." She is a walking "lose, lose" situation. I've never seen this much slavery in music since the Jacksons were on 2300 Jackson St. She has been the constant field slave of Destiny's Child, and now that she's free, she can't get NOTHING started on her own. Whenever Solange can sell more than you, it's bad (not taking anything away from Solange). Hell, I think Michelle Williams sold more than Kelly's last album. She is just unnoticed. Even her breast implants did NOTHING for her image. Here boo boo...I'll bring your seat to you.

7. Karrine Stephens

The human garbage disposal. How do you live up to the fact that your moniker is SUPERHEAD? Better yet, how do you build a profession or a legacy off the name SUPERHEAD? Here I am, teaching my niece to work hard and go to college, while Karrine sucked her way to the top. SUCKING isn't a hard thing to do. Babies come out the womb with the concept of sucking. How did she become so famous? Shouldn't she have cancer of the mouth or throat cancer by now? Then that whole Darius McCray (aka Eddie Winslow) relationship...bwhahahaha. Jeebus! She wrote a book on how she sucked the industry dry (literally). Who's holding the stopwatch? I'm sure her 15 minutes should be up by now. Here's a lawn chair.

6. Megan Good

God...where do I start? First of all...just a few posts down, you can see why she's ranked where she is. Her acting is as entertaining as John McCain telling stories of his military career during a debate. She plays the SAME ASS ROLE EVERY EFFIN MOVIE! If the movie is remotely sleezy, Megan's agent is steadily on the phone, tryna secure her a spot on the cast. If Megan Good just left your store, you might as well settle for vaseline, because she probably bought all the lip gloss and applied it to her lips already. Who told her that lips and cleveage is the formula to success? Chair please!

5. Angel Lola Luv

If I lit a match in her presence, something on her body would shrink up like plastic. I was one of many lustful fools who was drawn in by her detachable body parts. She almost didn't make it in the Top 10 list, but what made her secure a spot on the list was/is her recent stint of a rap career. How can we take her seriously as a rapper when she was a video vixen? That's like a cameraman saying "eff this" and suddenly decides to be an anchorman on 60 minutes. Bish please. Here's 2 chairs. One for you, and one for your detachable body parts.

4. Christina Milian

You ever had that girl in your class who was cute, but didn't have the swag, and she knew it, but then tried to be something that she's not, and despite her cuteness, it just didn't seem to work? Waa-laa. Christina reminds of an accessory. Cute with something (or someone) but otherwise irrelevant. Her acting sucks ass. Her music sucks every other body part besides the ass. Tell the truth and shame the devil...her "Dip It Low" song only got attention because she was in her video half naked. If I'm lying, sing 2 lines from that song...*waiting* Why eff for tracks if you're not gonna sell 100 copies? Now, this recent bafoonery caused me to completely give up on her. A GOLD LACEFRONT? Seriously. Here is a wooden chair. Use it.

3. Rihanna

First and foremost, she only has a infant-sized spoonfull of hits. Her singing ability rivals a cat with its leg caught in a fence. Seriously. Name me 5 popular songs of hers. *waits* Even with the hits she received from Chris Brown, she still wouldn't have enough to make a Greatest Hits album. Her off-the-stage life is more interesting (and honestly, it's not all of that either). Prior to her getting her fore(teen)head dented by CBreezy's fist of fury, she was a big ass yawn. Sorry, I call a spade a spade. Here's your chair.

2. Beyonce

The most oversaturated, non-original artist in our generation. Now, before the stans write hate mail and post their comments, let me atleast acknowledge that majority of it isn't her fault (that's why she's not number one). She is highly talented and is probably the best singer, but damn it. I refuse to sit here and suck on her nipples as if she's has the best milk in the Creole world. From Etta James to Ciara, she has properly JACKED them. She has dissed Janet and married Jay-Z to solidify her spot in the limelight. Now, I can go on and on for days about Bey, but in that...I would remissed if I fail to point out her LACK OF ACTING. Goldmember? FAIL. Dreamgirls? Practically played herself...FAIL. Hip Hopera (with Mekhi Phifer) FAIL. Shall I continue? Bey...we fluffed your seat cushion.

1. Mariah Carey

Lawd. Lawd hammercy on a charmbraclet. Mariah is numbero uno on the list because she has disappointed me the most. Somewhere between the song "Emotions" to now...she must've hit her head on a bag full of glitter and fairy dust, because her ass is just looney. I really didn't pay attention to her life of FAIL until that MTV Cribs episode. Ditsy wasn't even the word. I mean...I really started to question if she had a brain. Then GLITTER happened. *blink* From there, I started noticing her antics on stage, such as pretending to hold her ear piece, to that traditional one hand in the air as she attempts to hit her traditional high note. Her recent marriage to Nicolas Cannon and their cornier-than-life media pictures solidified her spot as the reigning champ of FAIL. So with great honor, I present Mariah a bedazzled couch with fur trimming that reclines, and a bag of glitter and charmbracelets, and we collectively here at WYSU say...SATCHOASSDOWNBATCH!

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Kerry Washington - would've been in the top 10, but she's pretty, diverse, and a fair actor. If she can have at least one more "brotha" as a romantic interest in a movie, then she would be ok. And maybe tone down her "Joker-like" smile too.

Jennifer Lopez - Ooooohhh...she is sooooo luck that she is currently sitting down. Had this been 3-5 years ago, she would be number 1 on the Top 10. She is soooooo wack to me. Wack I tell you! WACK! Jenny On The Block? FAIL. The best thing recently she did was sit down.

Solange - if she didn't have a good album, she would be in the list. Her attitude, her "I don't give a eff approach to life", her attire, and her nose size needs to come down just a tad. Other than that, she has potential to get out of the shadows of her sister and NOT be known as "the OTHER Knowles child."

Vivica A. Fox - the fact that she is currently sitting down is great. The fact that she is probably sitting down with a surgeon hovering over her isn't great. I'm so glad that SOMEBODY told her to sit down after that whole 50 Cent thing. Her smart judgment has caused her NOT to be in the top 10.

Nicole Ari Parker - I've never been a fan of her acting, and for the longest time, I thought she had an Adam's apple, but maybe it's just me who thinks she looks like Grant Hill or her husband's brother with a wig on. Other than that, I don't have enough beef with her to put her in the list.

Wow...Beyonce (I mean Sasha) must be hella busy because she is pumpin out these videos. I wonder what song she's making a video for.....wait a minute...that's not BEYONCE/SASHA! Maybe it's a parody...like a SNL skit. Right? Or maybe Beyonce is staring in a movie and this is her stunt double. No? Hell naw...this is Teiarra Marie (who) Teiarra Marie ol irrelevant arse. The only reason I posted these pics is so you can see a real live swagger jack move in the making. Somebody GET HER AZZ!

Jim Jones is about to get his Sound of Music on. Yes, he's about to star in his own musical called the "Jim Jones Project". FTFO

"Its a new different Way that Jim is showcasing his music. He's taking his upcoming album and telling his story via the album and the actors acting it out as a play to release his album. The upcoming album is the soundtrack to the play. We have two nights. (Source)

I think I'll pass. The only interesting thing about JJ is seeing how unkempt he can look before he finally take a shower and shave. I would like him to explain what kind of "thug" allows himself to become a member of a group named "DIPSET" where the leader wear pink. No Yes Homo!

LexAve a fool for this one! LOL

The idiot coon pictured above recently spewed his opinion to a reporter. Let's partake in his baffoonery for a brief moment:

Last week in Atlanta, in a interview with Soulja Boy Tell Em. A reporter asked him, “What historical figure do you most hate?” He was stumped. I said, “Others have said Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters…” He said, “Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa.”
“We wouldn’t be here,” he continued, to get this ice and tattoos.” (source)

(*in my John McCain voice*) My friends, this is unacceptable my friends. Many kids (our future) are looking up to this idiot. Somebody please go to Home Depot for me and buy me a lawn chair, so this dumbazz can sit his azz down outside.

Yesterday, Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) sat for an interview with KUSA, an NBC affiliate in Colorado. In response to a question sent to the network by a third grader at a local elementary school about what the Vice President does, Palin erroneously argued that the Vice President is “in charge of the United States Senate“:

Q: Brandon Garcia wants to know, “What does the Vice President do?”

PALIN: That’s something that Piper would ask me! … [T]hey’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom.

Watch it:

Indeed, while Palin suggests that questions about what the Vice President does is something only her daughter Piper would ask, Palin herself asked this very question on national television in July. Apparently, she still hasn’t learned the correct answer.

Article I of the Constitution establishes an exceptionally limited role for the Vice President — giving the office holder a vote only when the Senate is “equally divided”:

The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no vote, unless they be equally divided.

Moreover, the U.S. Senate website explains that the modern role of Vice Presidents has been to preside over the Senate “only on ceremonial occasions.” ThinkProgress contacted Senior Assistant Paliamentarian Peter Robinson, who also disputed Palin’s characterization of the Vice President’s role:

In modern practice the Vice President doesn’t really control the Senate. … If anyone has a responsibility to try to govern the Senate, it’s the responsibility of the two leaders.

The Result:


The Setup:
One camera, 4 below average lookin girls, 4 pairs of unnecessary pumps, BET Video accessories, lame hook & verses, Amerie hand-me-down beat, lame rapper, contradicting message (i.e. "I'm a golddigger, pay me, ...I don't kiss on the first date, I'm a classy girl"), bootleg storebrand niccas in the back, monoply money being tossed around, and last, but not least, the name of the group (Butta Creme), and the name of the song (Sugar Daddy).

The Verdit:
Do.Not.Want! This is the only time I can agree with McCain voters, Bill O'Reily and Fox News by saying, "what are these niccas doing?" They all need to Ctrl+V their azz to a seat asap!

I'm not sure what Obama and Palin have to do with her showing her ass and getting kicked out the group, but she keeps bringing up politics.

"Id rather be hated for who I am, then loved for someone I'm not." A crock of ish. Don't try to play the "victim" role now. I've heard some people saying she was just keeping it real. Really? I dare you keep it real with your boss the way she did with Diddy. You'll be up the next day at 5 a.m. looking through the classified ads in the newspaper.

She was paid to represent a brand and she became a very bad look. Ee all saw the videos and magazine with her in it. She was smelling herself and she consequently got TREATED. I don't feel bad for her...there are thousands of people who would love to have that dream. I just hate D. Woods started dumbing herself down for the company she kept. A waste...

A scuffle at a gas station ended with a man being charged. The scuffle was started over CHEESE. *FTFO*

Charging an extra $3 to pour cheese topping into a bag of Fritos recently led to a scuffle at a Tinley Park gas station.

At about 6:16 a.m. Friday, Darryl Lust Jr., 25, 15145 S. Honore Ave., Harvey, was waiting in line at Speedway, 7201 W. 183rd St., to buy a can of ice tea and bag of Fritos oozing with cheese.

When the manager told him he'd have to pay a few more bucks for the topping, Lust wouldn't say whether he was willing to foot the extra cash, according to a police report. The manager then threw Lust's creation in the garbage.

That's when Lust knocked over the can of ice tea toward the manager, who came around the counter toward Lust to calm him down, police said.

The manager told police Lust pushed him to the ground and got on top of him. Another man at Speedway subdued Lust by using the wrestling move called a half Nelson until police arrived.

Lust told police he never had to pay extra money for cheese at other gas stations and thought the manager was singling him out.

He did push the manager to the ground, but the manager pulled Lust down with him, Lust told police. Police charged him with battery and disorderly conduct. (source)

He's got to feel like the biggest idiot in the world. How's he gonna look telling HIS hardcore jail mates what he's in for? LMAO I understand being upset because you feel like someone's trying to play you, but beating them up is going too far.

I would be mad if Habeeb tried to charge me a extra buck for mixing my different slushie flavors together, but I'm not FIGHTING him for it.

This Priest took "kicking the devil outta here" to another level. When the holy water didn't help, he dug back into his sinful past and presumed to kick.her.ass! LMAO The baptismal turned into an all out slap boxing match.

If this was a black church all hell would have broke loose! The Pastors' wife would have snatched off her 4 ft. hat and dived into that women, while the mother's of the church would have took turns hitting her with their fans.

Ganked from Collegegirl

ROFLMAO! I don't feel sorry for that heffa one bit. That black news reporter looked like she wanted to laugh her azz off. I bet you that the accused lady was dressing for a male judge and kept getting this female judge. If you scroll a couple of posts down, Trina should be arrested for the same thing. Hell...if you got pictures of people who should be arrested for wearing dumb stuff, email us at: watchyoursetup@yahoo.com.

This futhamucka di-rec-ka-ly above....(*sigh*) read first:

State Representative John LaBruzzo of Metairie, Louisiana said many of his constituents are tired of paying for children from poor families and that is why he is considering proposing legislation that would pay women on government assistance $1,000 if they choose to be sterilized.

"You have these people who are just fed up with working their buns off to try to provide for their own family and being forced by the government to provide for others’ families who just want to have unlimited kids," he said.

LaBruzzo said he is studying voluntary sterilization for women whose sole financial support comes from the government in the form of welfare or other public assistance. His idea would be to give the women $1,000 if they had their tubes tied.

[Feel free to continue this bogus ass story]

It also speaks of men having vasectomies for the same price. Now, I can see the problem of having 8 kids without the means to provide for them, but come the f*ck on. We're not f*ckin dumb. Let's neuter these porch monkeys? Let's throw money to these spear-throwing apes? That's what the f*ck he's telling us! Yeah, blacks aren't the only ones that are poor, but damnit...Metairie, Louisiana (18 minutes from New Orleans) is as black as they come. And how are you gonna propose to give "poor" people $1,000, when "poor" people aren't good stewards over money? That's like saying, "Hey fat girl...if you get a gastric bypass, I'll let you live in McDonalds."

I'm done...y'all vent now.

I've completely had it with television. And these following shows are the reason why....


MTV's Paris BFF. *blank stare* What in the low self-esteem hell is this? I think this show wins for the DUMBEST show of all times. You're living in a house with a thousand folks, having stupid arguments, all for the sake of being someone's crony? Just pathetic. Pathetic like Paris acting skills. She can't even "act normal" to save her life.

MTV's Top Flop Pop Group is a complete and utter waste of a television slot. Jesus be some talent for the talentless. I've been more entertained by the crack heads dancing and singing for change around my way. Mario Lopez better quit playing and stick with the dancing show. This show will take him back to the bottom of the barrel where he came from before Wayne can get to the bottom of that purp in his Styrofoam cup.

"Man and Wife" is a certified DO.NOT.WANT. I can't believe MTV actually entertained this foolishness. Just thinking of what they do in bed is enough to make my stomach turn. Sorry, but if you need to take advice from Fatman Scoop, you don't deserve to be in a relationship in the first damn place. And the content is seriously OFF THE CHAIN. You will NOT show this mess during prime time television. At least wait until the kids are sleep. SMH Then they want to know why kids are out here effin' like jackrabbits.

Real Chance of Love is coming to television November 3rd. I mean wtf?! Since when do you need television to find love? That mess is not even remotely entertaining anymore. The only think I'll be looking forward to is seeing what products Real use in that pretty hair of his and what concoction of a hairstyle their 3rd sister brother of theirs will have.

Ashanti came to Chicago last Thursday to perform at a club. I got the invite but I had to wash my hair. *rolls eyes* Did anyone go? Humor me...drop me a comment and tell me how it was. The part that had me LMAO was the fact they were giving away FREE HENNESSEY ALL NIGHT! *dies* They know you gotta be drunker than a skunk to listen to her ass caterwauling all night.

This is a pic of her actual performance.....I see she's still doing the same moves. Eff' free drinks, they would've had to give me my own personal fifth of Henny to sit through her whole set. I ain't gon' be able ta do it!

Ok...for the sake of politics (and the fact that A.Red bought it up), I want to shed light on why in the hell it's time for CHANGE.

Exhibit A: Sarah "this is my 2nd or 3rd interview ever" Palin. Watch how Katie Couric OWNS Sarah Palin (especially during the end).

Bag of rocks > Sarah Palin. “I’ll try to find some and I’ll bring ‘em to ya!” was her reply. She couldn't answer a question if Question was her mama's name. So really...do I want to vote for a decrepit John McLame only for him to pass away (or suspend his term just like he suspended his campain) and leave the reigns to her? Speaking of McLame and suspending things...

Exhibit B: David Letterman ETHERS Johnny Boy! Man...it seems long, but it's worth looking at. Dave bought forth GREAT points. McLame was suppose to be on Dave's show too, but canceled at the last minute, which probably gave reason for the ethering. Dave was professional about it, but pissed at the same time. (especially around the 5 minute mark)


My favorite quotes from this:
"You don't suspend your campaign. This doesn't smell right. This isn't the way a tested hero behaves."

"I think someone's putting something in his Metamucil."

"He can't run the campaign because the economy is cratering? Fine, put in your second-string quarterback, Sarah Palin. Where is she?"

"What are you going to do if you're elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We've got a guy like that now!"

Barack is straight chillin during this shenanigans. And while he's chillin, he's climbing the polls. Slightly over a month away. VOTE or DIE (Literally!)

Ok...raise your hand if you can do one of the following:

1. Say something nice.
2. Stare at the picture with a straight face.
3. Go to the mall and purchase one of those outfits for yourself.

...(*waits*)...

Me either. Chance, Real (from I Love New York/Money/any future spinoffs) and their sans-masculine brother Love hit up the red carpet for the 2008 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. You gotta admire their tough-guy look. They look about as "hard" as a handkerchief in Terrance Howard's manpurse. DO.NOT.WANT. (*points to Exit sign*)

Today Show former flunky, Ed McMahon decided to become a rapper. *deep sigh* This 85-year-old delusional fool will be dropping lyrics inspired by his financial woes for Freecreditreport.com .

The videos feature McMahon wearing a tracksuit, being chauffeured around Los Angeles in a Cadillac Escalade golf cart and waxing lyrical about his very public financial troubles.

"I knew I could sing the blues, but I didn't know I could rap," McMahon said Wednesday.

"When I retired, I was famous," McMahon raps in the video. "I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."

After being joined by two scantily clad women, McMahon continues: "Got a bump from the media chumps, but that was temporary/Wife with bad credit was scary, so I got wise/I may have fallen, but I got back up/Now I'm back on the attack, like a ninja swinging nunchucks/I told the haters, 'Go on, take a hike'/It's my show now, and I can do what I like."(source)

I have a serious problem with this! Why does he have to be a broke down, ghettofied rapper, but when he comes into cash he turns into a respectable businessman in suit? Furthermore, why are they even making us the initial target like "the others" don't have monetary issues? FULL BLOWN FUCKERY AT IT'S BEST!

They call it "humorous spots" but I call is Blackface 2008. When they shoot a video with him toothless, in a flannel and drawls, scratching his balls in front of his trailer park, I'll call it humorous.

Obama was in the middle of speaking about the economic crisis when a roar rippled across the crowd of supporters. When the cameras turned away, they caught a glimpse several black protesters holding up signs against the Democratic presidential candidate.

The “Black Against Obama” group of about 10 protesters held up several signs, such as one that stated that Obama was for gay marriage and abortion, and another that said his candidacy was “endorsed by the KKK.” Another sign said, “Jesse Jackson hates Obama.”

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“It’s like a civil war going on with black people and there’s two sides There’s black people, and there’s niggas. The niggas have got to go. Every time black people want to have a good time, ignorant ass niggas f*ck it up. Can’t do nothing without niggas f*cking it up” - Chris Rock!

Wait...you mean Obama isn't Jesus? [*end of sarcasm*]. The sad part about it is that 95% of their posters were based of rumors and misinformed info, but of course, they will never hear the truth cus they too damn busy holding up signs, like Obama is gonna run off the stage with a wet wipe. GTFO! Man...I love my black people, but I can't stand niggas!