Well alrighty then. Homegirl took partying like a rockstar to an entire new level. It's bad enough she came outside in her lingerie top, but the snatch sweat is ri-damn-diculous. Jesus be a Gillette razor or some Nair because only an "'afro" can retain that amount of moisture. SMH If I go to a club and the patrons look like that I'm LEAVING!

I saw this nasty arse summabish posted all over the streets yesterday but I tried to avoid it. When my reader Lane sent it to me...I knew I had to go in on TIP.

First and foremost, what is SEXY about rubbing your sweaty balls with a t-shirt and throwing it into the crowd? If I was there and got hit in the head with it, TRUST I would have SENT IT UP. You know he's sweating bullets up under those hot lights so it had to be a darn sauna in those jeans. He's taking "Bring Em' Out" to a whole other level.

Secondly, why does his pubic hair look like the bush Moses was talking to in the mountains?! Tiny is a good one because he wouldn't smash NATHAN with a bush that thick...who knows what's hiding in that thing. I'll take LICE for $500 Alex. And boy is he digging deep. So much for just touching the tip eh. If you wanna "Get Loose" do that mess in the privacy of Tiny's pigsty his home!

More importantly, what's up with these rappers thinking their ball juice is appealing.

Is this a prequisite for bird chest rappers? Y'all know Yung Bird did the same thing and got thrown on the club on his arse like he was Superhead asking for a promise ring.


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