GLawd Hammercy!
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By Jay Curtis™
Wow...I'm sure DMX got posters in hisPolice arrested Henry Earl for alcohol intoxication, a charge he’s faced hundreds of times before.
Earl is a pseudo-celebrity because of his extensive record. He’s been featured on late night talk shows and has several websites dedicated to tracking his arrest record.
Earl’s 1,000th arrest happened late Monday night on South Limestone. He’ll be in court Tuesday afternoon to answer to this latest charge.
If you’re wondering what 1,000 arrests equals, here’s a look at Henry Earl’s history.
In all, he’s spent 4,123 days in jail.
35 of his 1000 arrests have been this year alone, landing him behind bars 189 days in 2008.
On average, Earl is out of jail about two days before he lands back behind bars, although this time he was out for four days before his latest arrest. [source]
*reads application*
*gets to criminal felony portion*
*reads "if yes, please explain"*
*pulls out 12 booklets*
*turns in application with booklets*
*person in HR dept says, "I quit this b*tch!"*
SMDH! WOW!
3 Responses to GLawd Hammercy!
looking like the corpse of nipsey russell...
i can't.
I am too through with him smiling like he's at Olan Mills taking a pics for a portfolio. A waste of breathing.
he looks like the creeper from jeepers creepers. i lie to u not.
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