The Result:
The Setup (recent comments from his interview with Blender Mag):“My wife and I download pornos together,” he says.
“She goes with me to strip clubs. She’ll be tipping bitches and everything.”(followed by)“I love reading my daughter to sleep—she loves this one book called Ducks in Muck.”(followed by)“I’ll be at a club, just surrounded by ho’s, and I’ll literally call my wife, like, ‘I’m so, so happy I married you.’”(the interview continues)His marriage helps him to put the surreal life into perspective, and it helps him to keep sight of Faheem Najm when he’s recording as T-Pain. Even if it isn’t the sexiest topic, he enjoys mining aspects of matrimony for material. One of the funniest moments on Thr33 Ringz comes on the song “Therapy,” where a narrator tells an unloving woman, “I don’t need your sex, I’ll masturbate.”
“See, that line comes straight out of my life!” he says.
“I’m married, and I jerk off all the time. Some R&B singers act like they getting sex every night. T-Pain is here to tell you: Ain’t no one getting sex every night!”
(oh, here's one for the road)
Many rap horn-dogs talk about the inspiration they get out of strip clubs. When he was 15, T-Pain got a life-changing experience. “In Tallahassee, dudes would hire girls at their house and charge admission,” he recalls. “I remember f*cking one girl on a couch in the living room, in front of everyone. She kept her skirt on so it looked like a real intense lap dance. I loooved that!”
(here's the source if you don't believe us: click here)The Verdict:
quickly! Why further commentate on this bafoonery? He beats off, goes to strip clubs and still has time to read a story to his daughter before she goes to bed. (*hands him a gold star*) (*sigh*)...
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Michael Bell, one of the Jena 6, attempted to commit suicide by shooting himself in the chest yesterday. Speculations report he did it because of the media surrounding his recent arrest for shoplifting. He didn't succeed and the bullet was removed from his chest. 
This mess right here...ALMOST no words. Emphasis on the ALMOST. See, I used to treat random people trying to befriend me on networking sites, but I started being nicer because I befriend unknowns on WYSU Myspace page. However, this fuckery above is about to make me change my mind.
quickly! Why further commentate on this bafoonery? He beats off, goes to strip clubs and still has time to read a story to his daughter before she goes to bed. (*hands him a gold star*) (*sigh*)...
