FAIL #1:

Winner

Failures
Here's the story:
A 57-year-old Bronx man dusted off his karate skills Tuesday and turned the tables on three would-be robbers decades younger than him, police and the victim said. Diogenes Angeles was walking to a pharmacy near his home in Morrisania about noon when the young men marked him as an easy target. "They see that I am kind of old and figured they can just come and rob me," said the grandfather of six. Eugene Sanchez, 19, Rakeem Johnson, 23, and Jason Lopez, 25, taunted and then attacked Angeles, police said. That's when Angeles, who studied karate when he was 14, tapped the fountain of youth and snapped a punch into one of the men - and a streak of fear into the hapless thieves. "Once they saw I could defend myself, they ran away," Angeles, a retired sign painter, said in Spanish. "I hope they learn from this and don't attack other people." (source)


FAIL #2:

Yes...this is the same lady. So...what happened? Here's the story:

Hang Mioku, now 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28; hooked from the beginning she moved to Japan where she had further operations - mostly to her face.

Following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful.

Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder. (read more)

She even got to the point where she resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face. SMH. You gotta read the story.

Oh...by the way, this is what she use to look like:

FAIL #3:

Coolio and his son. (*sigh*) Good luck getting through the whole video.