A Florida women was accused of continously breaking into a vacant house....to wash and dry her clothes. *dies*

Mary Angela Southwick, 49, was arrested Friday on burglary charge burglary charge after she was caught inside a vacant rental home, the report said.

Bradenton police received a complaint about someone breaking into the vacant home, and responding officers found wet clothes in the washer and dryer. Southwick, police said, was found hiding in a closet in the home.

Officers contacted the home's owner, who lives out of state, and she requested police press charges against Southwick and asked that she be required to reimburse the costs of water and electricity. (Source)

Wow...times are THIS hard? I know she had some penny banks around her crib somewhere. She could have busted one open and went to the nearest laundromat. I would have fell out to see her grown ass hiding in the closet like a kid who stole some cookies. She too old for that mess! Now her bond cost more then it would have took to wash the clothes. Dummy....

I saw this nasty arse summabish posted all over the streets yesterday but I tried to avoid it. When my reader Lane sent it to me...I knew I had to go in on TIP.

First and foremost, what is SEXY about rubbing your sweaty balls with a t-shirt and throwing it into the crowd? If I was there and got hit in the head with it, TRUST I would have SENT IT UP. You know he's sweating bullets up under those hot lights so it had to be a darn sauna in those jeans. He's taking "Bring Em' Out" to a whole other level.

Secondly, why does his pubic hair look like the bush Moses was talking to in the mountains?! Tiny is a good one because he wouldn't smash NATHAN with a bush that thick...who knows what's hiding in that thing. I'll take LICE for $500 Alex. And boy is he digging deep. So much for just touching the tip eh. If you wanna "Get Loose" do that mess in the privacy of Tiny's pigsty his home!

More importantly, what's up with these rappers thinking their ball juice is appealing.

Is this a prequisite for bird chest rappers? Y'all know Yung Bird did the same thing and got thrown on the club on his arse like he was Superhead asking for a promise ring.


Seen via The Fury

Who knew Bow Wow's song "Big Girls" would make such a impact. This is her ish! *DIES* Forget Monique, she needs to be dancing at the next BET Awards.

2:30-I was ROFL. What is that dance called? She really did turn it up. She almost renovated her own home because that wall looked like it was about to come down any second.

3:10-FTFO. She looked like she was about to pass out. All that gyrated and bouncing almost sent her into cardiac arrest. Did you see her grabbing for the chair like her life depended on it? LMFAO Then had the nerve to take a swig of a Starbuck's drink like he was Evian. No wonder she's square at the bottom and round at the top.