This shat is getting ridiculous! For all of you moving to Atlanta like its the place to be, please believe it's filled with fag hags GALORE. I mean these mugs are spreading like wildflower. He's killing me softly with this Romeo and Juliet, meets the 70's inspired jumpsuit. The horse nipples being showcased through that chiffon is a NO.GO. Paired with the Mr. T chains made it a travesty all together. The bad part is I've seen his tail splattered all over the internet for awhile. Thinking this mess is cute.

Don't even get me started on Pee Wee Herman in the back with the flapper pearls and Aaliyah wrap. Talking about these pictures were taken at a fashion show. This was a CIRCUS!

Our men, our men! SMH

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What in the Samwell "WHAT, WHAT" hell IS THIS?! This mess is going to far! Ladies and gentleman, this is Kevin Aviance a.ka. Din Da Da b.k.a. A HOT ASS MESS! I know his entire leg turned green under those bunk ass boots. LMFAO @ his pursed lips. *throws water on post to dilute all this darn sugar*

I can't deal with this new generation of men. I just CAN'T!

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You're going to have to click the above picture to enlarge it...TRUST it's a must. I was in the crib chilling on Friday night when my homies text me this fuckery and I was literally howling. Y'all don't see Pops with designs in his head! The kneegrow is totally BALD at the top, but had the audacity to put zig zag designs in the little strands around the sides. Looking like a ghetto ass Mr. Burns.
You can tell he's one of those old sugar daddies. He thinks he is too on...but I bet nobody is wiping his ass down for that mess. The two rings on his finger sealed my death. BOY STOP! Shouldn't he be somewhere playing Bingo?

Well alrighty then. Homegirl took partying like a rockstar to an entire new level. It's bad enough she came outside in her lingerie top, but the snatch sweat is ri-damn-diculous. Jesus be a Gillette razor or some Nair because only an "'afro" can retain that amount of moisture. SMH If I go to a club and the patrons look like that I'm LEAVING!

Mariah have lost her McNugget's Lovin mind! Since no one is checking for her anymore, she chose to go the "remix" route. This album will showcase remixes of 18 hit songs she had when she USED to be able to sing.

If you give a damn, unlike myself, below is the video for Hero 2009.

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Aight...for the Thanksgiving holiday, I would like to thank the Everlasting angles from heaven for the ability to endure. I would also like to thank the inventor of chairs. Without them, I couldn't command people to SIT.DOWN! Case and point...you remember T-Baby, right? It's so cooold in the D! Anyways, if you thought this batch (no typo) was going away, hahahahaha. She is serious. Partake of the following.

T-Baby @ a Radio Station:


T-Baby @ a Live Show:


The T-Baby we fell in love with:

I saw this at C&D and COULD NOT resist. WTF?! I guess she's trying to be patriotic and show her support for the veterans, but this is taking it too far. Help me comprehend why she have a toilet seat around her head. Is it because she lets any booty sit on her face?

FTFO@ at the ol' skool corner store candy jar on the table.

I can't even comment on this mess. Just read the article.

"Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London." (Source)

Talk about being hard up and pathetic. Will she get mad if "Willy" knocks up a female dolphin? Oops, I forgot. It said she doesn't care because she wants him to have lots of dolphin babies. It's written in their PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT. *calls and pre-orders a red hearse*

I will not.cannot.shall not. deal with this!

Moteur Developpment International in France have developed the first car to run on compressed air. The above is one of the two version of these new cars called MiniCATS. This three-seater Tonka toy vehicle needs to be charge up every night like you do your cellphone. The electric pump which compresses air can be plugged into a regular socket. This car has the capacity to go about 50 mph on a full tank. (Source)

Basically your gas money will now be added on your electricity bill. I understand what they're trying to do but I can't imagine this little toy car on the road. Imagine this car stuck in rush hour traffic in Chicago/New York/California.

I DARE them get in front of a Denali when the traffic finally opens up and the fastest they can drive is about 50 mph. That's a road rage accident waiting to happen. So, yeah, I think I'll pass on this one. When they make a car I can blow air in like a balloon, let me know.

This mess right here...ALMOST no words. Emphasis on the ALMOST. See, I used to treat random people trying to befriend me on networking sites, but I started being nicer because I befriend unknowns on WYSU Myspace page. However, this fuckery above is about to make me change my mind.

A party promoter befriended me on one of my pages. The above sights for sore eyes are pics from the actual party. *Neck rolling and hands on my hips* What part of that party looks like I will want to be there?! These 18+ heathens are fully clothes, committing sexual acts on a yoga mat with sateen sheets. Hell at least have the pillowcase and blanket match!

The girl in the last picture is soaking wet under her arms up to her neck. Ewww...Jesus be some Secret and Bath and Body Spray for her. I know that place smells like badussy. (R.I.P. Bernie Mac)

The killer is it's the same boy in both pics, but different girls. SMH This don't make any sense. HOODRAT STUFF in the flesh! I don't remember EVER doing this type of mess at a party/club.

Exhibit A:

BOY STOP! Ok...to be honest....I DID.NOT finish this video. Somebody is gonna have to tell me how it ends. I can't even call this 'geigh', because that would be an insult. I'm sure the makers of NutraSweet is gonna sue him for copyright infringement. Good lawd. (a Tinkerbell poster? WOW)

Exhibit B:

This one is less saturated with sugar, but still sweet nonetheless. LMAO, they lookin like a hundred and one (101) with big boi in the middle. I swear...you give people a camera and youtube access, and ta da...this.

Some of you guys remember me talking about this dummy guy I use to date. If not catch up here. Anyway, he decided to call me again, during respectable phone hours. Which was cool. I was happy to know he was still alive an all. I'm not THAT big of a bish. So we were just shooting the breeze and then he had to take it there. He asked me why didn't we work out. I politely brought him back into remembrance of why we stopped talking. Our last conversation went like this.

[Laying in the bed watching television]

The Fool: "What you been up to? You haven't been over here in a while."

A. Red: "You know me; working, shopping, and writing. That's my life. What you been on?"

The Fool: "Man I been on the same thing. I just went out with my cousin for his birthday last week and we got eff'd up. We were drinking on a case Ciroc. You probably don't know what that is little girl." [He gave me a smug look]

A. Red: [Giving the bish please face] "You talking about the vodka Diddy pushing now? I was drinking that in college when my friend use to get it for $20. I was drinking if before Diddy was drinking it."

The Fool: [Long Pause then he gave me a evil look] See that's why I need me a bish with down syndrome. Your ass know too much. You always think you know everything.

A. Red [With the WTF face] Are you kidding me? Nigga you asked me a question and I gave you a answer. Don't ask me nothing then.

He started laughing acting like he didn't remember the conversation. It amazes me how some guys want you to dumb yourself down to make them feel better. I'm not the one. This wasn't the first time he got an attitude because I knew something he felt I shouldn't have known, but it was the first time he expressed it....and the last because I ain't gon' be able ta do it. LOL Move along pimpin', move along.

Soulja Boy a.k.a. The White Out King is back with a new dance called "The Bird Man." Iono. This may not be as big as his first dance craze. I hope he's been saving his money because I'm not sure how long is reign over bullsh*t hip hop will last. His Darrin's Dance Groove instructional videos are always worth a laugh.

Arab is a good little flunky. I hope he's getting popped off with some paper. If I see more grown people running to the dance floor to do this dance I swear fa God I will trip them!

Now, I know y'all remember the Jerry Springer era where they use to let people fight on there, right? Ahhhh....those were the days. Well, I found an epic episode. This is where he had midgets fighting on the show. Partake:

*dead* at the crowd saying "midget fight!" That taller midget was leveling my dude. Each hit sent him to the ground. Lawd hammercy. I tried watching this with a straight face...didn't make it.

This world is about to end soon and I have proof. People in the UK are basically trying to push for laws allowing TEACHERS to have sex with students over the age of 16. WTF?!

Teachers should NOT be prosecuted for having sex with pupils over 16, claim union bosses.The NASUWT says it is UNFAIR to treat teachers who have affairs with students who are over 16 as sex offenders, insisting all they are guilty of is an “error of professional judgement”.

In 2001 it became illegal for teachers to have any intimate or sexual affair with any pupil in their school under 18.

If found guilty of doing so, the teacher would face instant dismissal, be made to sign the sex offenders register and possibly face jail. But NASUWT general secretary Chris Keates told the Tonight show it’s wrong to criminalise these teachers.

She said: “This isn’t a person who is showing any tendencies for being a sex offender—this is a person who’s made a serious error of professional judgement.

“I don’t think they need to be criminalised by being put on a sex offenders register.” (source)

If I was a parent in the UK and this fuckery of a law was passed I would be homeschooling my child. There is no way in hell I'll send my child to "Ms. Jackson if you nasty" health class to learn about the human body via actual experience.

Some of the jackasses in the comments had the audacity to say "well you can't help who you fall in love with." Really? You're a sick freak if you're getting getting hot and bothered by someone who still has puberty pimples and a curfew. SMH This kind of thing WOULD NOT fly over here.

Ashanti came to Chicago last Thursday to perform at a club. I got the invite but I had to wash my hair. *rolls eyes* Did anyone go? Humor me...drop me a comment and tell me how it was. The part that had me LMAO was the fact they were giving away FREE HENNESSEY ALL NIGHT! *dies* They know you gotta be drunker than a skunk to listen to her ass caterwauling all night.

This is a pic of her actual performance.....I see she's still doing the same moves. Eff' free drinks, they would've had to give me my own personal fifth of Henny to sit through her whole set. I ain't gon' be able ta do it!