Now...disclaimer. This is JT's list, so if stans have hatred, please put "ATTENTION: NOBODY" on your lil comments or emails. Now...without further delay...

10. Lisa Raye

Ok...she barely made it on the list, but what puts her at number 10 is her associations (and the fact that she's kin to Da Brat). From Benzino and that Slimy ex-husband Michael Misick to her recent affair with Ginuwine, she deserves to take a breif sit down before things get worse. It's bad enough she plays similar roles in everything she's in. Seriously. I can never get lost in her role. Seriously...look at her filmology. Not ONE movie that includes white people. She can sit on the bleachers for now.

9. Gabrielle Union

*sigh* You know...Out of all of the girls listed in the top 10, atleast she's trying. And I think I've given her the most chances. But...damnit! I CAN.NOT any longer. I must be honest and say that she looks awkward. She either looks like a muskrat, that she has Fire Marshall Bill lips, or that she gets her mustache waxed daily. Don't misread me. She is a beautiful woman, but I personally can't do it. And maybe she isn't a fake person, but her smile doesn't support the first part of my sentence. Now...her acting skills are improving, but if we can get her atleast ONE role where she tones down her "I'm independent, so I don't need a man. You gonna have to try harder than that to get with me" swag down, then she would be ok. Gabby, there's still hope, but until then...ushers, please escort her to her seat.

8. Kelly Rowland

Man...this one hurts me a lil bit. I didn't want to TREAT her, but damnit Kelly. The only way she'll constantly see success is if she puts a bookmark in the s section of the dictionary. I'ma give her the new nickname "Catch 22." She is a walking "lose, lose" situation. I've never seen this much slavery in music since the Jacksons were on 2300 Jackson St. She has been the constant field slave of Destiny's Child, and now that she's free, she can't get NOTHING started on her own. Whenever Solange can sell more than you, it's bad (not taking anything away from Solange). Hell, I think Michelle Williams sold more than Kelly's last album. She is just unnoticed. Even her breast implants did NOTHING for her image. Here boo boo...I'll bring your seat to you.

7. Karrine Stephens

The human garbage disposal. How do you live up to the fact that your moniker is SUPERHEAD? Better yet, how do you build a profession or a legacy off the name SUPERHEAD? Here I am, teaching my niece to work hard and go to college, while Karrine sucked her way to the top. SUCKING isn't a hard thing to do. Babies come out the womb with the concept of sucking. How did she become so famous? Shouldn't she have cancer of the mouth or throat cancer by now? Then that whole Darius McCray (aka Eddie Winslow) relationship...bwhahahaha. Jeebus! She wrote a book on how she sucked the industry dry (literally). Who's holding the stopwatch? I'm sure her 15 minutes should be up by now. Here's a lawn chair.

6. Megan Good

God...where do I start? First of all...just a few posts down, you can see why she's ranked where she is. Her acting is as entertaining as John McCain telling stories of his military career during a debate. She plays the SAME ASS ROLE EVERY EFFIN MOVIE! If the movie is remotely sleezy, Megan's agent is steadily on the phone, tryna secure her a spot on the cast. If Megan Good just left your store, you might as well settle for vaseline, because she probably bought all the lip gloss and applied it to her lips already. Who told her that lips and cleveage is the formula to success? Chair please!

5. Angel Lola Luv

If I lit a match in her presence, something on her body would shrink up like plastic. I was one of many lustful fools who was drawn in by her detachable body parts. She almost didn't make it in the Top 10 list, but what made her secure a spot on the list was/is her recent stint of a rap career. How can we take her seriously as a rapper when she was a video vixen? That's like a cameraman saying "eff this" and suddenly decides to be an anchorman on 60 minutes. Bish please. Here's 2 chairs. One for you, and one for your detachable body parts.

4. Christina Milian

You ever had that girl in your class who was cute, but didn't have the swag, and she knew it, but then tried to be something that she's not, and despite her cuteness, it just didn't seem to work? Waa-laa. Christina reminds of an accessory. Cute with something (or someone) but otherwise irrelevant. Her acting sucks ass. Her music sucks every other body part besides the ass. Tell the truth and shame the devil...her "Dip It Low" song only got attention because she was in her video half naked. If I'm lying, sing 2 lines from that song...*waiting* Why eff for tracks if you're not gonna sell 100 copies? Now, this recent bafoonery caused me to completely give up on her. A GOLD LACEFRONT? Seriously. Here is a wooden chair. Use it.

3. Rihanna

First and foremost, she only has a infant-sized spoonfull of hits. Her singing ability rivals a cat with its leg caught in a fence. Seriously. Name me 5 popular songs of hers. *waits* Even with the hits she received from Chris Brown, she still wouldn't have enough to make a Greatest Hits album. Her off-the-stage life is more interesting (and honestly, it's not all of that either). Prior to her getting her fore(teen)head dented by CBreezy's fist of fury, she was a big ass yawn. Sorry, I call a spade a spade. Here's your chair.

2. Beyonce

The most oversaturated, non-original artist in our generation. Now, before the stans write hate mail and post their comments, let me atleast acknowledge that majority of it isn't her fault (that's why she's not number one). She is highly talented and is probably the best singer, but damn it. I refuse to sit here and suck on her nipples as if she's has the best milk in the Creole world. From Etta James to Ciara, she has properly JACKED them. She has dissed Janet and married Jay-Z to solidify her spot in the limelight. Now, I can go on and on for days about Bey, but in that...I would remissed if I fail to point out her LACK OF ACTING. Goldmember? FAIL. Dreamgirls? Practically played herself...FAIL. Hip Hopera (with Mekhi Phifer) FAIL. Shall I continue? Bey...we fluffed your seat cushion.

1. Mariah Carey

Lawd. Lawd hammercy on a charmbraclet. Mariah is numbero uno on the list because she has disappointed me the most. Somewhere between the song "Emotions" to now...she must've hit her head on a bag full of glitter and fairy dust, because her ass is just looney. I really didn't pay attention to her life of FAIL until that MTV Cribs episode. Ditsy wasn't even the word. I mean...I really started to question if she had a brain. Then GLITTER happened. *blink* From there, I started noticing her antics on stage, such as pretending to hold her ear piece, to that traditional one hand in the air as she attempts to hit her traditional high note. Her recent marriage to Nicolas Cannon and their cornier-than-life media pictures solidified her spot as the reigning champ of FAIL. So with great honor, I present Mariah a bedazzled couch with fur trimming that reclines, and a bag of glitter and charmbracelets, and we collectively here at WYSU say...SATCHOASSDOWNBATCH!

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Kerry Washington - would've been in the top 10, but she's pretty, diverse, and a fair actor. If she can have at least one more "brotha" as a romantic interest in a movie, then she would be ok. And maybe tone down her "Joker-like" smile too.

Jennifer Lopez - Ooooohhh...she is sooooo luck that she is currently sitting down. Had this been 3-5 years ago, she would be number 1 on the Top 10. She is soooooo wack to me. Wack I tell you! WACK! Jenny On The Block? FAIL. The best thing recently she did was sit down.

Solange - if she didn't have a good album, she would be in the list. Her attitude, her "I don't give a eff approach to life", her attire, and her nose size needs to come down just a tad. Other than that, she has potential to get out of the shadows of her sister and NOT be known as "the OTHER Knowles child."

Vivica A. Fox - the fact that she is currently sitting down is great. The fact that she is probably sitting down with a surgeon hovering over her isn't great. I'm so glad that SOMEBODY told her to sit down after that whole 50 Cent thing. Her smart judgment has caused her NOT to be in the top 10.

Nicole Ari Parker - I've never been a fan of her acting, and for the longest time, I thought she had an Adam's apple, but maybe it's just me who thinks she looks like Grant Hill or her husband's brother with a wig on. Other than that, I don't have enough beef with her to put her in the list.

OMG...ok, let me give y'all the story first:

Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald’s employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.

A police report says 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out. She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

“This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one,” Goodman told police, according to The Stuart News. “This is an emergency.”

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn’t be found. A McDonald’s spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she’s being sent a gift card for a free meal. [Source]

Ok...I'm done. Officially done. Now, I somewhat understand her because she didn't get her refund, but to call 911 over some damn McNuggets? Imagine the nearest cops getting that call...

(intercom): Someone's been shot at the corner of Elm and 5th street.
(cops): We better get on that
(intercom): There's an emergency at a local McDonalds on Crenshaw and 12th
(cops): Dang, that's right infront of us. I guess we better get this one first.

(meanwhile, the guy who got shot has died due to no cops showing up...smh)

Ignant arse people. WWOD? What would Obama do?

I've tried to roll with David Banner. I really did. But he has gone way too far with his latest rampage. According to him, black women perming their hair is an example of "Black-on-black crime." SEOD

"This is what I mean when I say black women don't love themselves," Banner said. "Perming your hair is a clear example of 'black-on-black crime' and media control. Black-on-black crime is not just a black person committing a violent act against another black person." (Source)

I don't know what high horse his ass rode in on, but he needs to get real. Until he's ready to help me tackle this thick, unmanageable mane on my dome he can kick rocks. I'll perm my hair from now until he makes another hit record. Rightttttttttt.

He's the perfect example of people talking out the side of their necks. I could see if he was talking about plastic surgery or something....but PERM? Baby bye. *rolls eyes* I'm all for him wanting to be seen as an activist but he needs to attack issues of importance. This was a waste of time and whoever set in that Q&A session with him should have treated his life.

*blank stare* (should I or shouldn't I?)....(I should)...BISH SAT.DOWN! Nobody is checkin for your arse like that. Go eat a sammich or something and prevent yourself from making your next album go double aluminum. We as bloggers have the right to say whatever the eff we like. If we see a spade...got damn it...we gonna call it. It ain't personal, it's just what we see. So to all celebs...PLEASE don't respond to a mass majority with a video blog. I have no sympathy in 09. And Michelle...until you sell more records than Solange...you should remain out of the cameras! *pulls out chair and and points to the cushion*

I hope whoever took time to build this got frostbitten. Imagine my disdain when I got a text message and was greeted by this grade A fuckery. If this was my car I would've been all types of pissed I had to be late for work because I had to take a extra 15 minutes to get a snowman this doggy style act off my car. Jesus be some snatch for the horny. Whomever did this haven't had any in ages. Clown!

This HAVE GOT to be the funniest story ever. Jim Jones turned himself in yesterday to answer questions about an physical altercation between his boy TY-TY and NE-YO. *dies*

"The details of the event are sketchy at this point: Police believe Jones and/or members of his crew were involved in a physical altercation with Ne-Yo and/or one or more of his entourage at the Louis Vuitton store on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. According to several blog reports, members of Jones' entourage fought with an associate of Jay Z's who works for Ne-Yo. That associate is said to be the brother of longtime Jay-Z friend and business colleague Tyran "Ty Ty" Smith. (source)

You know what, Ty-Ty and Ne-Yo need to locked up for their wack ass stripper names alone, and Jim Jones need be locked up for not showering. What could they possibly have been fighting over? The last size 10 LV monogram stiletto? I give up!

SITCHOAZZDOWN!



Roflmao...dude must feel real dumb.

Ladies and gents, I present not 1, but 2 frauds today!!!
Fraud #1:


Boooooooooooo! SITCHOAZZDOWN! As A.Red reported earlier:

Adrienne Bailon from the Cheetah girls/3LW have fallen victim to having her computer hacked and pictures stolen. *nigga please face* Rumor is the culprit is shopping these nude pictures all over trying to sell them to the highest bidder.

Me personally, I think she's trying to steal the spotlight from Naturi and her newfound Lil' Kim swag, but that's me. lol

A.Red...my friend...YOU ARE RIGHT! She is trying to steal the fact that she looks like a spotlight. Here's the updated story to this lame fraud:

Us magazine confirms what we suspected all along - the scandal was just a PR stunt. The laptop theory was very very very THIN unlike Adrienne’s body. Anyway, they wanted to “juice" things up in her career. The guy that helped her said, "What better way to [juice things up] than to say that nude pictures could have been stolen from her laptop?"

FAILED!

Fraud #2:
The fraud is not the fact that this is her album cover. The fraud is the fact that this is her! I present to you Exhibit A:
FTFO! Summa ma...They just said, "eff Naomi! We'll just paste Ctrl+V Whitney's face over it. DO.NOT.WANT!!!

I quit this bish! I have completely destroyed all of my brain cells listening to this baffonery. He is a complete embarrassment. Seriously. I'm just pissed. If I ever see this wack azz nicca in public, I will seriously move a heavy object towards his direction. Wack azz nicca. Low expectation havin, no goal settin, no mission statement in life, lame store brand lookin nicca.

Yesterday, Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) sat for an interview with KUSA, an NBC affiliate in Colorado. In response to a question sent to the network by a third grader at a local elementary school about what the Vice President does, Palin erroneously argued that the Vice President is “in charge of the United States Senate“:

Q: Brandon Garcia wants to know, “What does the Vice President do?”

PALIN: That’s something that Piper would ask me! … [T]hey’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom.

Watch it:

Indeed, while Palin suggests that questions about what the Vice President does is something only her daughter Piper would ask, Palin herself asked this very question on national television in July. Apparently, she still hasn’t learned the correct answer.

Article I of the Constitution establishes an exceptionally limited role for the Vice President — giving the office holder a vote only when the Senate is “equally divided”:

The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no vote, unless they be equally divided.

Moreover, the U.S. Senate website explains that the modern role of Vice Presidents has been to preside over the Senate “only on ceremonial occasions.” ThinkProgress contacted Senior Assistant Paliamentarian Peter Robinson, who also disputed Palin’s characterization of the Vice President’s role:

In modern practice the Vice President doesn’t really control the Senate. … If anyone has a responsibility to try to govern the Senate, it’s the responsibility of the two leaders.

(*collective sigh*)...
Nicca please...go 'thataway' (*points to exit sign*). Ja Rule? Still talking about the same ol ish? Now...I'm not a 50 cent stan in the least bit, but Ja Rule? Still talking? The incident he base his rap life off of was an incident that happened in March of 2000! This dude is reaching for fans now. Dude is as relevant as Ellen Degenres at a Million Man March. I completely forgot about dude until I saw this crap. (*sigh*) What a coon!

I co-sign with the MILLIONS who were there. BOOOOOO...not even the hockey fans are feeling the hockey mom.

And now...here's a video that needs no other praise. I wasn't gonna post this, but this is just my case and point that there will be a riot (win, lose or draw) on Nov. 4th:

Between this ish, and McCain with this "No...honestly, he's a good guy!" talk, I think it's time to wave the flag homie! By looking at this video, it seems to me that he has finally given up the ghost on this election. It's not even fun anymore. Even his supporters are like..."wigga...man up!" That lady at the end tho..."I can't trust Obama. I read about him. He's an Arab." Bish please. Inhale an afghan! You and millions of other idiots will be pissed in about 3 weeks. So before that time hits...go to your nearest furniture store, test out all of the nice sofas and lazyboy chairs. Get the best one in the store. Take your social security money, and make that purchase. Then have the delivery people ship it and place it in your home. And before you get all cozy, fix you a nice, tall glass of "shutchodumbazzup" and proceed to SITCHAOLDAZZDOWN!!!

This dude was making them sound stupid(er):

"How long have you know about Sarah Palin?"
a few months
"How long have you known about Obama?"
2 years
"So...you're saying that you know Palin better than Obama?"
(*stupid look*)

And last, but not least:

(*blank stare*) You gots to be kidding me. She thought her brain was leaking? (*sigh*) Should I feel sympathy for her? Hell naw...bish sitchoazzdown! You couldn't smell the dough? Dumb azz. You gots to love the last sentence tho. My question is...why did this make news? SMH.