My campaign is Friends Don't Let Friends Look A Mess. After going out to the clubs and browsing the internet I had to do this.
If you are caught with someone in your crew looking tore up from the floor up there are only 2 reasons: 1. You want them looking a fool to make you look better or 2. You're not their real friend. Simple as that.
If you or your friends bear any similarities to the photos below you need to be on the board of my campaign!
SMMFH @ Titty City. Her wig and skirt were bad enough on their own. But adding the zebra belt, bra (straps look they're 2 secs from popping), and clutch sent her straight to fashion hell. The itty bitty heart chain just added insult to injury.
Your butt hanging out of your short is NEVER a good idea; especially if the shorts are so tight it's smashing your butt in. The girls in the corner look like they were roasting her.
I swear this is the pink version of Julia Roberts Pretty Woman prostitute outfit. LMAO I think it's fair to say Julia looked 10x better.
She had to make this crochet atrocity herself. This spiderman meets strip club attire is horrendous.
Seriously, she couldn't afford a shirt to wear to the club? This is a good example of when being different goes wrong. Dead @ the belt holding her hair or should I say "titty sling".
Let this be a lesson to all you RED REPORTERS. You've got to watch your setup and your friends! If you're out and see something similar to the above PLEASE take the picture and email it to me. We're gonna put a stop to this foolishness; one roast at a time!
Well alrighty then. Homegirl took partying like a rockstar to an entire new level. It's bad enough she came outside in her lingerie top, but the snatch sweat is ri-damn-diculous. Jesus be a Gillette razor or some Nair because only an "'afro" can retain that amount of moisture. SMH If I go to a club and the patrons look like that I'm LEAVING!
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