Amy Winehouse have been officially charged with assault. For those of you that don't follow the "Crackhead Chronicles," Amy punched a fan in the grill at a charity ball last year. Consequently, this will be the first time she's ever been charged for her antic. ABOUT TIME!!!

"Amy Winehouse has been charged with common assault after allegedly punching… dancer Sherene Flash, who had asked if she could take a photograph of her.This is believed to be the first time Winehouse, 25, has been charged with an offense.She has been arrested and investigated after incidents including drugs and assault claims, but police have dropped the cases." (Source)

Sherene is a damn fool because I wish I WOULD let a bag of bones fire off me and let it ride. Amy wouldn't have been spiting out rotten teeth playing with me. But you already know it's not fazing Amy. She's somewhere getting her drug dazed shimmy on....

....and that's a shame. Her camp need to put a stop to this foolishness.

James Atkins, a high school coach, is accused with withdrawing money from a school account to go and find him a tip drill at the strip club. ROFL

Assistant District Attorney Edward Beagan said the alleged thefts include "the withdrawal of $500 from an ATM right next door to the Squire men's club at 1 in the morning." (source)

He also used the uniform funds to buy airplane tickets and to cover his recreational activities. He stole over $10,000 and is being indicted on about 10 counts larceny.

What an example. SMH These poor kids thought their coach had their best interest in mind but he was taking their allotted funds paying to see scattered ass all over Lavern's Tittay Tavern. If he say he was there looking for ideas I'll pop him with a sock full of nickels.

The strippers probably had gun shots and stab wounds so he's a $500 fool! Disrespectful....

They are so ridiculous. They know good and well that wasn't a "mistake." Talking about "give us a break it's busy back here today." IT SHOULD BE DUMMY! ALL NEWSROOMS ARE! I can't wait until Nov.4th!

Thanks Fashionably Late

Wow...this has to be bout the dumbest thing ever:

LINCOLN, Neb. - A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served, because of his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor. (source)

He also goes on to say, "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience. Therefore, since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."

(*dies*)
(*goes to Heaven specifically to see Noah*)
(*asks Noah to build him a chair, just like he did the ark*)
(*waits*)
(*receives custom chair from Noah*)
(*leaves Heaven with chair*)
(*comes back to life with mysterious chair from Noah*)
(*finds this Senator*)
(*adds super glue to chair*)
(*firmly tells Senator to SITCHOAZZDOWN!*)

This world is about to end soon and I have proof. People in the UK are basically trying to push for laws allowing TEACHERS to have sex with students over the age of 16. WTF?!

Teachers should NOT be prosecuted for having sex with pupils over 16, claim union bosses.The NASUWT says it is UNFAIR to treat teachers who have affairs with students who are over 16 as sex offenders, insisting all they are guilty of is an “error of professional judgement”.

In 2001 it became illegal for teachers to have any intimate or sexual affair with any pupil in their school under 18.

If found guilty of doing so, the teacher would face instant dismissal, be made to sign the sex offenders register and possibly face jail. But NASUWT general secretary Chris Keates told the Tonight show it’s wrong to criminalise these teachers.

She said: “This isn’t a person who is showing any tendencies for being a sex offender—this is a person who’s made a serious error of professional judgement.

“I don’t think they need to be criminalised by being put on a sex offenders register.” (source)

If I was a parent in the UK and this fuckery of a law was passed I would be homeschooling my child. There is no way in hell I'll send my child to "Ms. Jackson if you nasty" health class to learn about the human body via actual experience.

Some of the jackasses in the comments had the audacity to say "well you can't help who you fall in love with." Really? You're a sick freak if you're getting getting hot and bothered by someone who still has puberty pimples and a curfew. SMH This kind of thing WOULD NOT fly over here.

Kanye West will not be charged with a felony for checking the paparazzi at the LAX airport. I know he's somewhere doing his "Jesus Walks" dance on you haters!

Los Angeles County prosecutors have decided not to file felony charges against Kanye West and his manager in regard to a recent arrest at LAX in which a paparazzo's camera was broken.

According to the Associated Press, prosecutors have yet to decide whether or not they will charge West with a misdemeanor.

West was arrested on September 11 after he and his manager became involved in an altercation with a paparazzo, resulting in the rapper struggling with the photog before smashing the flash to his camera on the floor. (source)

Serves them right! I'm not saying beating the breaks off the paparazzi is politically correct, but sometimes they get out of line and invade peoples privacy. Furthermore, it can get deadly. Remember what happened to Princess Diana? A law needs to passed to prohibit them from crossing the line.

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What? I oughta bust her in the head with my laptop. All of that for Plies? Plies? She said she spent $600 to see Plies (who was nowhere near the main headliner). She also said...(and yes, I caught this)...that she just moved to the "apartment" but she still got to get the rest of her stuff from her "house." Downgrade? Or did we use mortgage payments to see Plies (once again...who was nowhere near the main headliner). Seriously...Plies was probably so close to the front of the show, that he was probably doing soundcheck.

She said she got God and Plies. Odd couple, but hey. I can "somewhat" work with it if she said she jumped for both, but Plies only? All of this for Plies? Did I miss something? Why Plies?

No Homo, but I can see if dis nicca was Denzel or Will Smith, but Plies? GTFO!

BREAKING NEWS: I just caught wind that she actually WON! (atleast she claims that she won) Go f*ckin figure. I wish I could gather some Pharisees and Saducees up so we can all stone her stupid azz for setting us black people back 250 years. Plies ain't jumping in no lake, puddle, tub, shower, etc. for you, but yo dumb azz did what? SMDH. *sigh* Obama better win, that's all I'm saying.

UPDATE: Someone in a forum made up a great point for this epic foolery:

"You'll jump off the bridge for a nigga that calls you a bitch and hoe in damn near every song he makes, but I bet you wouldn't jump off a bridge for a good man that really gives a f*ck about you."

Amen!

Update #2: :"Busted Baby" must have tracked her video down to us. The video is now set to private and you have to become her friend to view it. She's not that important for us to go through all of that. Trust, you guys aren't missing anything. Justin Time write up will save you the trouble.

~A. Red