You know times are hard when people are out here spending thousands of dollars to MAKE the perfect spouse. This story is too unbelievable.

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he’s spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.”She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast,” Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail. Not only that, but Aiko speaks — in both English and, for some reason, Japanese. (Le Trung has a Vietnamese name.) She can also read.


“Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty,” Le Trung tells the Sun of London. “Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.” “Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her,” he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she “has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there.” (Source)

FTFO. I bet Le Trung was still a virgin before he invented this thing. He could afford a $20,000 screwable mannequin but he was still living with his parents in Canada. Talk about going out the world ass backwards. The second picture KILT me. They way he got the robot propped up in her "sexy pose" is all types of wrong.

"Wonderful Disposition?" *Blank stare* Does that mean she doesn't tell him he's a lame ass freakazoid like most women would inform him?

Damn! Sorry Red, but you gotta let the fellas live on this post. (*stares at screen*)

In case you're wondering, Chilli was recently featured in Upscale Magazine, and this is the...(*speechless*). I was about to send out an Amber Alert for her babyhairs tho. I was confushious (no typo) about who this was at first. I thought it was Else Neal in the first pic (for a split second).

Ok...eff this. I must speak on it. It's been said a million times, but given light of these new pics...I can only ask this one mo 'gain...WHAT IN THE CURIOUS GEORGE HELL IS WRONG WITH USHER? Yep, I bought it back up. Now don't get me wrong...Tameka and em seems to be getting along, and maybe Tameka has a better personality or is a better freak in bed.

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Eff that. I refuse to get a visual of that ish. Animal Planet is channel 61 down here. I can easily watch that. I'm tired of catering to stans. Usher is stupid as hell and if Tameka has a beautiful personality, then somebody needs to flip her ukly (no typo) azz inside out. The woman in these photos above is making Tameka look like...well...ah...Tameka:

A picture is worth 1000 words, and right now, I'm getting cussed out.