JACKSON, Ohio – Police say an angry 4-year-old Ohio boy grabbed a gun from a closet and shot his baby sitter. Nathan Beavers, 18, was hospitalized Sunday with minor wounds to his arm and side after the shotgun attack. Police say another teen was also injured.

Witnesses told police the child was angry because Beavers accidentally stepped on his foot. Beavers was watching the child at a mobile home in Jackson with several other teenagers and several other children.

Jackson County Sheriff John Shashteen says authorities are investigating. The child has not been charged. (source)

Winner

Failures

A 57-year-old Bronx man dusted off his karate skills Tuesday and turned the tables on three would-be robbers decades younger than him, police and the victim said. Diogenes Angeles was walking to a pharmacy near his home in Morrisania about noon when the young men marked him as an easy target. "They see that I am kind of old and figured they can just come and rob me," said the grandfather of six. Eugene Sanchez, 19, Rakeem Johnson, 23, and Jason Lopez, 25, taunted and then attacked Angeles, police said. That's when Angeles, who studied karate when he was 14, tapped the fountain of youth and snapped a punch into one of the men - and a streak of fear into the hapless thieves. "Once they saw I could defend myself, they ran away," Angeles, a retired sign painter, said in Spanish. "I hope they learn from this and don't attack other people." (source)

Hang Mioku, now 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28; hooked from the beginning she moved to Japan where she had further operations - mostly to her face.

Following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful.

Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder. (read more)

She even got to the point where she resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face. SMH. You gotta read the story.

Oh...by the way, this is what she use to look like:

FAIL #3:

Coolio and his son. (*sigh*) Good luck getting through the whole video.

ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. (AP) — A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl's birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.

"I don't think she believes me yet," he told the Kingsport Times-News. "It's going to take some more convincing."

Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to "get the word out" about the campaign.

"I took one for the cause," he said. "I can't give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little." (source).

Jesus be a crayola, and color me pissed. Are you absolutely serious? I can't give a financial donation, but I can give a child? (*selah*) This fool "secretly" named the child this. SECRETLY! As in...eff the momma's opinion. Not to mention that McCain/Palin FAILED about a week ago. This girl is gonna grow up and eff her parent's up. Lawd...I can't continue this post...