OMG...ok, let me give y'all the story first:

Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald’s employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.

A police report says 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out. She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

“This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one,” Goodman told police, according to The Stuart News. “This is an emergency.”

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn’t be found. A McDonald’s spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she’s being sent a gift card for a free meal. [Source]

Ok...I'm done. Officially done. Now, I somewhat understand her because she didn't get her refund, but to call 911 over some damn McNuggets? Imagine the nearest cops getting that call...

(intercom): Someone's been shot at the corner of Elm and 5th street.
(cops): We better get on that
(intercom): There's an emergency at a local McDonalds on Crenshaw and 12th
(cops): Dang, that's right infront of us. I guess we better get this one first.

(meanwhile, the guy who got shot has died due to no cops showing up...smh)

Ignant arse people. WWOD? What would Obama do?

I blame Deadazzwrong for this. She must NOT have a 9 to 5 job. Just from the looks of her nails, I can tell that her hair and attire is just as ghetto. SMH. I just can't handle this today.

SMH



(both spotted at C+D)
I just post them and run. Thank me later.

Are you serious? I promise she went straight to Seasame Skreet and pistol whipped Big Bird for that ish right there. No ma'am! Y'all know the routine...GET EM!

Ok...to start things off...Que and Dawn were spotted at a party. Clearly not creative here. If it wasn't for the faux knife, I would've thought that Que was either a Jabbawackee or a mime praise dancer. And Dawn? Who in the hell are you suppose to be? Kelly Rowland? I give up.


Ok...Kim Kardashian is dressed up as Wonder Whore Woman. So much more I could say, but I'ma pass on it.



As drippingly lame as they seem to be, you gotta admit, they are lasting longer than expected. I know I lost money on this bet. Oh, sidenote: That's Nic's mom in the last pic. Yeah...all I can do is sigh too.

I know what you're gonna say..."aww come on JT, don't go there! Be nice!" Well, I'm going to give a compliment sandwich. What is a compliment sandwich? It's where I say something nice, then spew my thoughts, then end it with a compliment. Ok? Let's begin:

Good:
It's good to see Lauryn without the Homey-The-Clown swag. Eventho Martha Steward is so random in the pic, it's good to see that she is spending time with her kids.

Bad:
She needs more than Martha. She needs Mary, Joseph and Jesus to make her over. Despite the lack of Homey-The-Clown swag in her life, she still looks po (not poor). It's tricky because it looks like she hasn't made it yet, but yet...she's a legend. It's like she's been 'misedcuated' the effects of weed. You can tell she's been puff-puff-passin. SMH. And does her daughter have a unibrow?

Good:
Despite the unibrow, she looks just like her mommy. I bet Lauryn can still sing. I sure do miss her.

Damn! Sorry Red, but you gotta let the fellas live on this post. (*stares at screen*)

In case you're wondering, Chilli was recently featured in Upscale Magazine, and this is the...(*speechless*). I was about to send out an Amber Alert for her babyhairs tho. I was confushious (no typo) about who this was at first. I thought it was Else Neal in the first pic (for a split second).

Ok...eff this. I must speak on it. It's been said a million times, but given light of these new pics...I can only ask this one mo 'gain...WHAT IN THE CURIOUS GEORGE HELL IS WRONG WITH USHER? Yep, I bought it back up. Now don't get me wrong...Tameka and em seems to be getting along, and maybe Tameka has a better personality or is a better freak in bed.

(*pause*)

Eff that. I refuse to get a visual of that ish. Animal Planet is channel 61 down here. I can easily watch that. I'm tired of catering to stans. Usher is stupid as hell and if Tameka has a beautiful personality, then somebody needs to flip her ukly (no typo) azz inside out. The woman in these photos above is making Tameka look like...well...ah...Tameka:

A picture is worth 1000 words, and right now, I'm getting cussed out.

When I saw this...I was like, "cmon, I've seen this before" but then...all of a sudden...BOOM! I dang near spit out my McGriddle when I saw this joint.



Then it happens again! I am too through! I'ma go out and vote, because if I don't...



You gotta love Terry Tate!

Don't worry, the picture above will make sense once you see the video...

Either these kids are hustlers, or the entire news department (especially the lady) is completely retarded. I tried my best not to laugh, but this had to be the dumbest thing I've seen all day. Now you know good and well, if them boys were black, they would not have seen the light of day. They knew NO info. The "porn-like" picture on their website, along with the fact that they hold these exams in their "basement" is a skrong indication of them getting a cheap feel.

(of course, the news segment was fake, but upon looking at it, seemed real as hell).

AIG, the company who WAS JUST BAILED OUT BY THE GOVERNMENT, decided to distress by going to the spa. However, their little day of relaxation is causing a big uproar. Read below to find out why.

For some people at AIG, the insurance giant rescued last month with an $85 billion federal bailout, the good times keep rolling.

And just last week, about 70 of the company's top performers were rewarded with a week-long stay at the luxury St. Regis Resort in Monarch Beach, Calif., where they ran up a tab of $440,000.

At a House committee hearing yesterday,Rep. Henry A Waxman (D-Calif.) howed a photograph of the resort, which overlooks the Pacific Ocean, and reported expenses for AIG personnel including $200,000 for rooms, $150,000 for meals and $23,000 for the spa.

"Less than a week after the taxpayers rescued AIG, company executives could be found wining and dining at one of the most exclusive resorts in the nation," Waxman said in kicking off an angry hearing of the House Committee on Oversighy and Government Reform. "We will ask whether any of this make sense.

"They were getting their manicures, their pedicures, massage, their facials while the American people were paying their bills,' thundered Rep. Elijah E. Cummings (D-Md.). (source)

Isn't that something? American are paying tax dollars to help them out, while eating ramen noodles and having Tanesha up the block give them a kitchen hairdo and pedicure, but these fools get the star treatment!

They're trying to get off the hook by saying this was a a reward for life insurance agents. WTF? The reward should be still having a job! Let's not forget a few weeks ago they were about to be stampeding the unemployment office. This is an example of giving folks a inch and them taking a mile. The government bailout need to come with supervision. They need someone watching the allotted funds like R. Kelly watches little girls. NOTHING should be getting passed them.

Well...according to Soundscan, Michelle only sold about 14,000 copies of her album. Ok, let me say that again (*in my Joe Biden voice*). According to Soundscan, Michelle only sold about 14,000 copies of her album. That's a one, four, and 3 zeros (not 4 zeros). Just to put things in perspective...Kelly Rowland's last album Miss Kelly which was considered a flop sold 82,500 units. OUCH! Another statistic...Solange sold about 45,000 (more than 3x than Michelle) in her first week. DAMN!

DC without Beyonce = less than 100,000 TOTAL
DC with Solange and without Beyonce = less than 150,000 TOTAL
DC with Beyonce...hell...Beyonce alone (in one week) = better than all three.

(*channeling Florida Evans*) Damn, damn, damn...

First of all...ROFLMAO at the 'Killer Ice-grill' pic. Bossip is wrong for that. Aight here's the story:

“I’m a dead man!” the disgraced gridiron great declared when he phoned pals shortly after his conviction. Even as he sat in his dank Las Vegas jail cell just hours after jurors found him guilty of armed robbery and kidnapping, guards worried he would be marked for death. For his own safety, he was put in an isolation cell dubbed “the hole” by prisoners.

“He’s scared to death - so much so that he won’t eat, and he has been given medication for depression,” disclosed a source. Simpson has plummeted to such depths of despair, revealed an insider, “he was put on suicide watch. Someone is watching him nearly every minute in case he tries to strangle himself with whatever he can find in his cell.”“O.J. has two major things working against him as he heads to prison - he killed two white people and he’s a celebrity,” a Nevada prison system insider told the Enquirer. “He’s a target for the Aryan Warriors, a very powerful and deadly prison gang whose members want to finally deliver O.J. fatal justice. They’re waiting for him to arrive - it’s going to be like tossing meat to the wolves. He’ll be dead within weeks.” (source)

Man...I know both JCs (J. Christ and Johnny Cochran) are both shakin their heads from on high. Nevada's system? No sir...they don't cater to celebs like Cali! No Judge Lance Ito for you pal. Even if Obama makes it in, you will NOT get a pardon. Homie is azzed out on this one. I almost feel sorry for the dude. SMH.

Maverna Theresa Turay, a recent graduate of the Al Green School of Revenge, scalds her spouse’s loins:

Authorities say Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband’s groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff’s report. The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report says Turay did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol, according to the Associated Press. (source)

Dang! This took the whole Madea grits thing to a whole new level. Apparently he didn't...WATCH HIS SETUP! Boiled water? Oh hell naw! But wait a minute...The "Al Green School of Revenge?" as in the Reverend Al Green? FTFO!

Tina said:

“Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one [only Queen] … that's how queens are.”

Here is Aretha’s response (USA Today):

"…with respect to her statement concerning my ego (in saying,) clearly she was talking about herself as she described herself as the 'Queen of Rock' and saying 'that's what Queens do' — particularly since she does not have a clue as to who I am in view of the fact that we have never met. I never figured her to resort to tacky press just to sell a few tickets.”

WOW! Are they about to drop albums or something? I'm just saying. If I hear a diss record...I will FTFO! Imagine the backlash...Tina getting at Aretha's weight, Aretha threatening to slap Tina like Ike did. It could get messy.

A 14-year-old boy was due to appear in court Monday on a murder charge for allegedly shooting a man after the pair got involved in a tussle over a packet of custard and jelly.

Late last Monday night, Shaun Fabing, 25, of Hanover Park, was walking with his brother and two friends to Athburg Walk.

Police said that when they had reached their destination, Fabing had apparently told his companions he would wait on a corner on the outskirts as he didn't want to go further. According to witness statements, he had been robbed there before.

Fabing and one friend stayed behind. A short while later, a group of five people walked past.

Police said one suspect tried to grab packets of custard and jelly from Fabing, but according to a witness, he wouldn't let go. In the tussle, the packet of custard broke.

The suspect is then said to have pointed his gun at Fabing, who apparently knocked it out of the teenager's hand.

Fabing tried to run away, but it is alleged the suspect shot Fabing once, hitting him in the neck.
He died at the scene. When police arrived, they noticed the spilt custard, but the jelly was missing.

The suspect was arrested on Saturday and detained in the juvenile section of the Philippi police holding cells. He is set to appear in the Wynberg magistrates' court on Monday on a charge of murder. The suspect is said to be linked to a small gang in Hanover Park. (source)

This makes absolutely no sense! Another senseless murder. These young boys are trying to make a name for themselves off of somebody's life. Stories like this aren't even funny, it's just sad.

"Hell naw playa...not me" is what 50 was thinkin. You know...this whole "chain snatch" epidemic in hiphop has gotten out of hand. Who in the recession hell is gonna pay rent money to go to a show, just to take a chain? Is it premeditated? Do you layout your clothes the night before like..."yeah son, I can't wait for this concert tommorrow. I'ma wear my dark clothes too, so he don't see me go for the chain." Chances are, if you got tickets that close to the performer, then you got ok money.

Ok...for those who are not familiar with Kimbo Slice, click here. Now...in it's entirety...the latest Kimbo Slice fight (all 32 seconds):

I know CBS and the MMA is pissed!