Rollingout.com is wrong as all get out for putting this video out! BWHAHAHAHAHA Nivea was acting real crackish in this interview. Word on the wire is she's pissed at them for releasing this old footage. Old or not, this mess was HIGH-LARIOUS. I was holding my mouf the entire 7 minutes in utter disbelief.
My issue is why post the video on your myspage page when it first aired, but then get salty when it resurfaces? People know they're a trip. And the Kool-Aid die job is a MESS! I hope she's done with that look.
Nadya Suleman, the broke ass Octomom, was offered 1 million big ones to star in a few pornos. They even added free medical and dental insurance for her tribe, TMZ reports.
Um...I didn't know stretch marks and walls the width of a interstate were requirements for porn. Regardless, she better channel her inner Superhead and her make co-star holla for a dolla. Her mom is already over $20,000 past due on the mortgage so her and those 14 kids will be homeless soon. She may as well do it and get it over with...it's not like she'll feel anything anyway.
Latoya Bradley, 24, was arrested for teaching four children how to do hoodrat stuff a.k.a. shoplifting. She gave them all the fundamentals and then had them practice their skills. SMH
Lazzaro Danielson, who tracks shoplifters at the Lehigh Acres store, saw Bradley come in wheeling a shopping cart that carried three children. Another girl, a 12-year-old, walked beside her.
They walked over to the infant clothing section, and Danielson said he saw Bradley show the 12-year-old how to discreetly take baby clothes off the rack and place them underneath the three children in the cart. Bradley then left the children in the section to take more clothes, but watched from afar, he said.
Danielson followed the children, and when they tried to leave the store he confronted them.
"When (Bradley) saw me take the kids, she took off," Danielson said. (Source)
So much for teaching them how to budget shop or buy prophylactics. She skipped all the nurturing tools and went straight to a ghetto trade. I hope they put her under the jail for being trifling. I swear they don't make parents the way they used too!
I can only wish the shoplifting list consisted of a eyeliner to color in her non-existent eyebrows and a Black Hair Magazine to help her get a hairstyle in the new century. ARE THOSE WATERFALLS?! *HOWLING* SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR THAT ALONE!
Maverna Theresa Turay, a recent graduate of the Al Green School of Revenge, scalds her spouse’s loins:
Authorities say Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband’s groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff’s report. The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report says Turay did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol, according to the Associated Press. (source)
Dang! This took the whole Madea grits thing to a whole new level. Apparently he didn't...WATCH HIS SETUP! Boiled water? Oh hell naw! But wait a minute...The "Al Green School of Revenge?" as in the Reverend Al Green? FTFO!
FOUNTAIN, Colorado (AP) -- A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.
Nikita Lee Weis, 18, was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, said Fountain Deputy Police Chief Mike Barnett.
Weis' mother, Hyun Weis, was attacked Thursday with a small wooden baseball bat at her home but escaped, authorities said. She was released Friday from a hospital.
His girlfriend, Sophia Nicole Alsept, and two men police said he hired, Juan Antonio Velez Gonzalez, 18, and Brandon Michael Soroka, 19, were also arrested on the charge of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder.
Barnett said Weis wanted to sell his mother's car and use money in her bank accounts to pay for breast implants for Alsept, 21.
Barnett also said the suspects discussed wrapping Hyun Weis' body in plastic and dumping it in the desert in New Mexico or Arizona.
All were being held on $50,000 bail. Officials did not know whether they had attorneys and said they couldn't get messages to them. [SOURCE]
Ok...WHAT? All of this for your flat-chested hoe girlfriend? How do you balance that thought in your head? Kill mom = new boobs for my girlfriend (who could break up with me). They keep this up, Jesus gonna come back to an empty world, between all of these senseless murders and me beating the hell out of these idiots. My question is...how much did he pay these other idiots to kill his mom? Killin ain't cheap. Why not save the money you was gonna use to kill your mom towards the implants? Cot damn, atleast stuff tissue in your trainning bra for the time being. She must got that good good for all of this to take place. Her snatch must come with central air, and handmaids tucked to the side, set on autoclean. SMH.
New York natives, PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!!!! I was looking at some pics from your parties and I saw wayyyyy too much hood booty; literally. I'm not sure if the cameraman asked to see their ovaries, but they sure obliged. I guess the second harlot thought putting her hand over her snatch was "classy." SEOD
I can't take it. I'd rather be in my house with some Flaming Hots and a Lifetime movie. I refuse to pay my $20 for the CLUB and get there and find out it's been turned into The Vagina Monologues.
What? I oughta bust her in the head with my laptop. All of that for Plies? Plies? She said she spent $600 to see Plies (who was nowhere near the main headliner). She also said...(and yes, I caught this)...that she just moved to the "apartment" but she still got to get the rest of her stuff from her "house." Downgrade? Or did we use mortgage payments to see Plies (once again...who was nowhere near the main headliner). Seriously...Plies was probably so close to the front of the show, that he was probably doing soundcheck. She said she got God and Plies. Odd couple, but hey. I can "somewhat" work with it if she said she jumped for both, but Plies only? All of this for Plies? Did I miss something? Why Plies?
No Homo, but I can see if dis nicca was Denzel or Will Smith, but Plies? GTFO!
BREAKING NEWS: I just caught wind that she actually WON! (atleast she claims that she won) Go f*ckin figure. I wish I could gather some Pharisees and Saducees up so we can all stone her stupid azz for setting us black people back 250 years. Plies ain't jumping in no lake, puddle, tub, shower, etc. for you, but yo dumb azz did what? SMDH. *sigh* Obama better win, that's all I'm saying.
UPDATE: Someone in a forum made up a great point for this epic foolery:
"You'll jump off the bridge for a nigga that calls you a bitch and hoe in damn near every song he makes, but I bet you wouldn't jump off a bridge for a good man that really gives a f*ck about you."
Amen!
Update #2: :"Busted Baby" must have tracked her video down to us. The video is now set to private and you have to become her friend to view it. She's not that important for us to go through all of that. Trust, you guys aren't missing anything. Justin Time write up will save you the trouble.
Ah...NO. That is not Tracee Ellis Ross. Here's the scoop on this chick...(SMH in advance):
Amanda Jane Darling Harris, 21, allegedly chased the children, aged 9 to 15, with an 18-inch samurai sword because they were playing in a parking lot of the Villa apartments, according to a police report. Harris was arrested in her third-floor apartment on suspicion of menacing — use of a deadly weapon, misdemeanor third-degree assault with a weapon, ethnic intimidation and harassment. Harris is employed by Pooh Corner Preschool in Minturn, Colo., according to the arrest report. A spokeswoman for the preschool said she couldn’t comment on Harris’ current employment status. [Source]
What in the....ok, where in the hell did she get a samurai sword from? Walmart? (cus you know they got everything). And this is a preschool teacher! Jesus be a home school for the youth. Don't make no damn sense!
Jesus be a middle aged midget man who make kids famous. This is so so def.initely not a good look for the...ah...what the hell ever. Somebody give this dude a moist towelette and wipe me down, while ya at it. Is there a raffle you have to enter? Is this considered a door prize at her concerts? Did homie come with his girl? (if he did, he sure didn't leave with her) So many questions? Now had she done this at the halftime show in that superbowl, then popped out her tittay, would it be considered a soft porn performance? At any rate...had it been 30 years ago, Joe Jackson would murk her on the spot (and Jermaine Dupri would've finished growing).
....isn't exactly a good thing in this case. Lisa and Zoe look like two bums. The only things they're missing is a cup of change and a pint of Wild Irish Rose in a brown paper bag. And it looks like Lisa might be expecting again.
Ice-T and his cave bitch Coco make me sick! He makes money off degrading her and she acts like its okay. He's worried about Soulja Boy messing up hip hop, but he's making black men in general look like pigs. I want to give a big.......
I was over at Necole Bitchie and seen that Erykah Badu wrote a post for the "haters" who had negative things to say about being pregnant. It still didn't change my opinion about it. I'll highlight a few of the things she said..
"i am an excellent mother and resent all of the negative comments and insults on my character.
I PUT MUCH TIME AND THOUGHT INTO HAVING AND RAISING MY CHILDREN. IVE HAD THE HONORS OF HAVING 2 HOME BIRTHS AND 2 WONDERFUL PARTNERS BY MY SIDE.
every relationship i have been in was because i loved the person DEARLY and was dedicated to us “exclusively” FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS.
the fathers of my children are my brothers and friends . we have a great deal of respect for one another and always will. WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN TO NO END. we took our own “vows” and CONTINUE TO UPHOLD THEM. AND THAT IS WHAT THAT IS ...I LOVE CHILDREN AND I WILL HAVE AS MANY AS GOD WILL GIVE ME .
I AM VERY HEALTHY AND RESPONSIBLE AND SO ARE ALL OF MY PARTNERS
I CHOSE THEM WISELY AND SOBERLY .
ALL GOOD BROTHERS .
your opinions lack experience and are not only careless but also very uninformed and immature.
nothing is sacred here . and i see why.
if i loose you as a fan because i want to continue to have children then F*CK OFF… WHO NEEDS YOU ….CERTAINLY NOT ME … KICK ROCKS … CALL TYRONE … PACK LIGHT …. BITE ME"
*Raises the church finger* That really bothers me. Folks are grown and can do whatever the hell they want to do, but who keeps "planning and choosing" to have kids with different men. Just because you're in a relationship with someone for "a number of years" doesn't mean you should have kids with this indivudual. Especially if, after the fact, you can look back and know you made the mistake of having one of your kids too soon. Come on y'all, this is a grown ass women talking, not a teenager. If we shake our heads at Antonitha up the street with 3 kids, 3 different daddies, what makes her so different? Because she's rich and a celebrity? Please, I call a spade a spade. And I don't appreciate her sending the message to the impressionable youth that its okay to have numerous kids with numerous daddies as long as you have a "deep bond for a number a years."
Heres a thought: why don't you wait until the relationship is secure and you're married to have kids. If the marriage fails, at least you tried. But don't try to act like most marriages are doomed, so it's no need to be married. I wouldn't be so hard on her if it was her first child, but this is third people. I'm tired of these celebrities getting on the airwaves with their gripes about marriage and they've never even experienced it. I am only 27-years-old and I know countless of HAPPILY married people. Both young and old, so I'm sick of people saying that shit.
I was reading through comments on the message board and it baffled me that people thought it was okay to do this because she has money. WTF? Money will not be a shield when her kids see different men coming and going who they once considered their father. What about her first child? Her son has seen 2 previous dads pass through his life...even if they stick around to take him to the store or play soccer, it's still a big difference. And what about her daughter? Don't you think she will question her moms decisions when she able to fully comprehend?
Erykah is a unique and eccentric women who chooses to do things outside of the box. I'm fine with that, but I'm not okay with her thinking that she's above being criticized when she does things that some people will consider morally wrong. If she don't like the negative attention oh freaking well. This is one of the drawbacks of being an artist; everything you do is in the spotlight. So...yeah...I guess I fall into the category of people who can "Kiss her placenta." *shrugs*
And on that note, I dedicate this old school joint to Erykah.
Khia is like a fly. No matter how much you try to stop it from buzzing around, irritating the heck out of you, you can never quite make it happen without taken them COMPLETELY OUT.
I fell out when I saw this messitivity. These are some stills from her new video shoot (shot via Samsung camera phone) "Be Your Lady" which is a song dedicated to none other than Weezy. Talk about being named the ugliest couple in history if that was to ever happen.
The Hanes His Way wife beater and the matching granny panties and matching earrings did me in! This is unacceptable and disrespectful! This bish is salmonella; she has the ability to make everybody who comes into contact with her sick.
Tell me if I'm wrong ladies, but didn't those type of shoes go out of a style a few years ago? I had a few pair but they're all at the Salvation Army now. And you got to be a fool to eat anything Khia prepares. She many just add her special ingredient of panty pudding and that aint whatchu want!
America's Mud Duck just won't leave us be. New York a.k.a. Janice from the Muppet Babies did a photo shoot dressed as Marilyn Monroe. If this isn't the worst wig I've ever seen if my life, I don't know what it. Her wig look like it's preparing for take off.
I know Marilyn is turning like spinning 24's in her grave after this foolishness. First Lindsay Lohan, now New York. Jesus be some originality please!
You can't tell me this don't look like New York... Peeped at Bossip
This story wast too much not to post. A 52-year-old woman is suing Victoria Secrets over an eye injury.
Macrida Patterson *SEOD at name*, a traffic cop, is suing Victoria Secrets because a thong fastener snapped and popped her in they eye, and scratched her cornea. She was off work for two weeks and she wants Vicky Secrets to compensate her.
"I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret, and the metal popped into my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That’s what happened."
I will try to be nice about this. I know that had to hurt like hell, but this is what happens when you try to put on panties that's too small. She had to stretch the elastic past the point of no return for it to boomerang like that. This is fuckery at its best! She's too busy trying to look cute and sexy that she can barely talk.
"I've only worn it once or twice...I have a lot of underwear of Victoria Secret." *dies* Women, be serious, do you really know how many times you've worn a certain piece of underwear unless it's a lingerie set? SMH
If I hear one more story about Mel B I will lose it. I promise. You are not the first single mother and you won't be the last! If you will make better decisions about who you lay with, maybe you wouldn't be in this position.
Mel B has a diss record in the works. Aimed at Eddie Murphy, this record will be called "Beverly Hills C*ck." How original. *insert sarcasm here*
She told Britain's New! magazine: "The working title on my new song is Beverly Hills Cock because that is what he is. He never bothers with his daughter. I mean, what kind of man is that?"(source)
My issue is this. If Eddie isn't seeing his daughter, he's wrong. However, keeping your business in the media is NOT going to make him change. IMO, Mel B is a prime example of woman who have a male friend with benefits, then catch feeling cause he laying the pipe right. You knew what the deal was beforehand. Sexing someone is not going to make him want to be with you, or make your f*ck buddy status turn into a beautiful, loving relationship because you're pregnant.
A 10th year senior (she has to be at least 27) decided to model her prom dress after Beyonce and The Little Mermaid.
First off, all the Jo-Anne's and Walmart fabric sections in the world and she came out with black and white plaid. And the weave wrap looks like it was done by her home girl thats still in hair school, but practicing out of her parents kitchen.
The boys at her school must be hella smart because they refused to be seen with this shipwreck. Hence her date being her cousin "Tanaka" dressed in their grandmas valance from the front room picture window. The youth...
There goes my lunch appetite. The level of confidence in the world boggles my mind. This chick must have threw back a fifth of bravery and a pint 0f courage to go IN PUBLIC like that.
Her thigh looks about 6 months pregnant and her butt has demolished those boys short. *dies* Dude face is a clear indication of how I, and you, should feel after viewing this.
No woman with that much cellulite, hell body period, should be in the club with that juvenile "3rd grade class pictures" ponytail. SMH
For once I agree with Mike Jones, "DROP AND GIMME 50!"
Lil Llama, the walking fashion disaster has struck yet again. She appeared on the set of DJ Khaled's video shoot (I don't even care what song it's for) looking like some kids used her as an art project. The "Crayola Sidewalk Chalk" look is not cute in any shape or form.
Where is her stylist? She couldn't possibly have one! She has to be dressing herself. No one with a title of "stylist" would keep sending her outside like that. And don't give me that "she's young" bs. I know a lot of teenagers who refuse to look like extras from a Kid n Play video.
But leave it to my girl Mary to come and put the fashion world on their toes! I am a certified Mary stan so she can do no wrong anyway. She was spotted out and about this weekend at in London rocking an unbelievable olive green sheath dress. Her hair was on point and she had just the right accessories to make her dress POP! Mary know she's aging like fine wine. And if ANYONE has anything bad to say about Mary I WILL SHANK YOU! LOL
Read more...
