Rick Ross...*sighs* Why must he make it so easy for people to just go in on him. Like WHY?! He spoke on his sunglass infatuation (dead, dead, and mo dead) and said it's so extreme he even have sex in them. SEOD

I've had sex in my shades, sometime I wear my clear ones. A lot of ladies compliment my eyelashes so I don't want people to see them, I'm shy, so I wear my shades all the time. I never that nobody that before. (Source)

Well he should have took that mess to the grave with him! Some FOOL telling him his eyelashes are cute is the equivalent of telling the parent of a ugly kid that you like their outfit. Better yet, I need someone to go through his inventory and see just how many knockoff shades he got. LOL

Am I the only one who finds it disrespectful that he wants to keep on shades during sex? Sometimes socks is pushing it so this is too extreme for muah.

Well first the Popeyes catastrophe, now Oprah and KFC have started another fiasco to send us black folks back to slavery days. It seems a KFC in NY was smoking on that shat and decided to stop honoring the coupon even though grilled chicken was visible behind them.


EPIC FAIL. l I KNEW it was coming. I'm tired of black folks being the butt of all the jokes. Giving away free damn chicken...if she was giving free books away I'm sure they'd still be wherever they were housed at. Oprah knows she cant' win for losing.

I was driving home Tuesday and it so much traffic on A MAIN STREET that I thought it was an accident. But the closer I got a saw there was a lane closure. When I went down a little further I saw the lane was closed because everybody and their mamma's were at KFC like they were giving out $500 in food stamps. I thought it was a club for a minute. I know it's a recession but most of y'all can afford that $4 meal. YES IT'S ONLY $4 REGULARLY! SMH

By the way, if you were one of thoe people who printed out 50-11 coupons, you may want to check your barcode. If it ends in 1234, you're not getting in. Thank you and goodnight.


Given the head's up at Fresh's crib.

I totally and completely quit this bish. Did they really say "...we believe we should RIDE OUT these tough times together?!" *FTFO* Nothing like a nice stiff one to relieve stress I guess. Let's' see what they'll say if it broke while you were "riding out." I wonder if Planned Parenthood or hospital billing offices will be offering stimulus packages? I know Obama told us to band together and find a way to help one another, but I don't think this is what he had in mind.

This clown went to Fredericks and went NUTS on the clearance rack. When did they start accepting EBT?! Let me stop...Frederick's wouldn't dare. She went to Family Dollar, stocked up on some garbage bags and got creative. You gotta know how to cut corners during a recession and girlfriend let her creativity flow. Lawd this is a Rihanna inspired look GONE BAD. It doesn't help she don't have the body to be rocking some mess like that. Sweating bullets smelling like a honey baked ham. SITCHOAZZDOWN!

Not that airbrushed backdrop! These people are blowing my life. SMH I give it up to the cameraman though. They had to be extremely professional to not fall out in laughter while taking this picture. I would have messed around and broke my camera playing with her. Hell, I probably would have threw it at her.


Act like y'all wouldn't be shocked if Frederick's did indeed start accepting EBT. I've seen some clothing stores that already do....even Sonic jumped on the bandwagon.

This shat is getting ridiculous! For all of you moving to Atlanta like its the place to be, please believe it's filled with fag hags GALORE. I mean these mugs are spreading like wildflower. He's killing me softly with this Romeo and Juliet, meets the 70's inspired jumpsuit. The horse nipples being showcased through that chiffon is a NO.GO. Paired with the Mr. T chains made it a travesty all together. The bad part is I've seen his tail splattered all over the internet for awhile. Thinking this mess is cute.

Don't even get me started on Pee Wee Herman in the back with the flapper pearls and Aaliyah wrap. Talking about these pictures were taken at a fashion show. This was a CIRCUS!

Our men, our men! SMH

Seen at Bossip

Wow (mind is blown, son!). Children...finish school. Atleast Elementary school! Please! I CAN'T! I SHAN'T! AND I WON'T! The hook alone made me wanna forward this to Heaven, and CC Obama. SMH for the rest of the day.

My first thought when my BFF told me about this was.....


Seriously? An OBAMA CHIA PET?! *DEAD* This is taking "paying homage" too far. A afro? Forreal? BLASPHEMY! If I see this in somebodies window, I feel it is my duty as an American citizen to bust that window and annihilate this god awful mess. What's next? A special Obama edition of Mad Dog? I GIVE UP!

JOY TO THE WORLD! LIL' FLIP HAS BEEN FOUND!!!! *CRICKETS*

I know news is slow and all, but VIBE needs to stop and cut it out. They actually went LOOKING for Lil Flip. This is what he had to say....

"For me to get treated like I'm an artist that didn't really set the bar for Houston -- after Scarface of course -- at a young age, I feel like y'all treating me like I ain't sold no records!" - Lil Flip

I know he had a few hits, but I didn't think he put on for his city like that. The only song that really stuck out to me was "Game Over." Too bad it was a foreshadowing of his career. A rumor was circulating a few years ago that he contracted that "die slow" and was hiding out. I pray that's not true.

The full interview should be dropped sometime today. Click here. Hopefully they were able to upload it. I'm thinking they had to meet him in the projects somewhere and that's what the hold up is.

For the hell of it, I'll throwback "Game Over." Man this beat was BANANAS! No Ashanti LOL

*blows hard and grabs a chair* Aight...man! *how do I even start this?* Aight...so earlier today, I got robbed. Well...not robbed, just taken advantage of by some lame high schoolers. I laughed at them as they took my iPhone because...1. it was insured. 2. Eventho they had masks, I recognized them. 3. The whole thing was just wack. So...when I laughed, they was like "Oh, so it's funny nigga?" Then I gave them the Philly SEOD, and they backed up (further causing me to chuckle more). I guess that iritated them because when I came back out later on, my car was vandalized. Not dramatically, but very noticable. Eh...that was insured too.

Surprisingly, that didn't work my nerves too much. Yeah, no iPhone and a vandalized car, but hey...I'm still optimistic. Aight...so when I entered the work place, ev-ver-ry body and their mommas wanted me to do something for them. It seemed as if everybody's arms got chopped off and I had the only two left. SMH. No "how are you this morning?" or "Hey bro!" or even a simple "Hi". It was "Hey...I need this..." and "Hey, can you do that..." I didn't make it to my office until 1:30pm (yes...I started work at 9am). The remainder of the work day...eh, it was off and on favors, and the time I had to actually work on things myself...it was so unproductive.

So...around 3:45pm (15 minutes before I clocked out), the secretary said that they (meaning the cops) caught the boys, in which my iPhone was returned. So...that was good news for all about...umm...5 seconds. I tried to make a call...FAIL! Then I realized that my SIM card was missing. So yep....that meant, a nice little trip to AT&T was coming up next. I decided to call before I went there. (good move JT). They promptly referred me to the Apple store, since they are the only ones who manufacture the phones and are the only ones who can fix it.

*now...all of that was said to prepare you for the BS that I'm about to type*


Ok...now I arrive to the Apple store, with a smile on my face. Looking at all the new devices from Apple. All I came in for was a new SIM card (which I didn't understand why AT&T couldn't give me one since it's a SIM card and not a phone part) *shrugs* Anyway, the associate said, "sure thing pal...I'll get you fixed up right away." I'm like good. It shouldn't cost me a thing. Just a SIM card replacement. While waiting, I was looking for a charger for my iPhone. Then my desire for a charger grew into a charger AND a phone case. Then eventually, I wanted a charger, phone case, and some headphones. All of that, total would've been $100. Heck...I got paid, so I felt good. (How good did you feel JT?) So good, that I looked at another iPhone and saw that it was only $199 for an upgraded price and was like, "hey...for an extra $100, I can just get another iPhone and give my current one to my wife...she'll like that." So, after 10 minutes of contemplating, I decided to do the damn thing and purchase the new iPhone.

*sighs, and then continues to type*


So...the guy is estatic and now super eager to help. He gets the new iPhone from the back, explains the new rate plans, and then proceeds to activate it. He gets partly through the activation and an error popped up. The guy says, "Do you have a past due balance?" I'm like...oh yeah, I can handle that. So I handled it right there on the spot and waited 5-10 minutes for things to update. Now...everything is clear and I'm good to go. He retries the activation. Everything is going smoothly. We get to the part where I sign for a new contract. I've been with AT&T since 1999, so I didn't plan on going anywhere. And so I sign. We get to the next screen, and....BOOM...another error. It tells me to call AT&T.

*now...let me pause the story to give you a timeframe. I arrived to the Apple Store at 5:05pm. By the time I called AT&T, it was 5:30pm.*

So, I get a rep on the phone in 3 minutes. I explained the issue. The rep tells me that I'm not eligible for an upgrade until 2010. *sigh* Here's the problem...I JUST SIGNED A NEW CONTRACT! How can I sign a new contract and get NOTHING NEW? How did the system allow me to sign a new contract if I wasn't eligible for an upgrade? How? Somebody tell me. Anyway, my frustration grew. I just wanted a solution. The rep on the phone (from AT&T) said that the Apple Store rep would have to reverse everything. UMM...HELLO? They only sell iPhones! So after relaying messages back in forth to the Apple store rep, then to the AT&T rep, I said "eff it" and handed the Apple store rep the phone.

*eff being a middle man*

So now, the Apple store rep is getting frustrated because the lazy ass AT&T rep is acting like everything in life is impossible. So the Apple store manager comes and get on the phone. By this time, it's 6:32pm. They go back and forth before the Apple store manager ends up talking to the 1st of 5 AT&T managers. In trying to fix this EFF UP, more EFF UPS happen. Since the iPhone he scanned to activate wouldn't activate because of this stupid error, he had to cancel out the transaction and start over from scratch. Now he has a newer iPhone to scan. Meanwhile the previous new iPhone that he scanned is now back on the floor to be sold. It was literally sold 5 minutes later to another guy.

*eff up #2*

The guy who just successfully bought his new iPhone tries to make a call. (PAUSE) At the same time, I tried to call my wife to tell her that I would be late, but I realize that I have no service (PAUSE) And at the same time, the Apple store manager realizes that he can't activate the newer iPhone because the previous new iPhone is still in the system as "pending purchase". Now...all three of those intenses happened at the same exact time, so it was almost as if you heard a collective "AWWW SHYT". The guy who got the new iPhone realizes that his number isn't HIS number. It was my number. It's ok...easy fix. Just give him a new SIM card. So...what's wrong with MY phone? The "new" contract (that I wasn't suppose to have) had me on the iPhone 3G plan. (What's wrong with that?) I have a iPhone 1st generation (aka "not a 3G phone").


*Time check: 8:05pm*

The Apple store manager felt soooo bad for this EFF UP (eventho it was mainly AT&T's fault). He was like, "look...if AT&T will allow us to scan a phone, I will give you a discount. And since they are saying that you're NOT eligible for an upgrade, you normally would have to pay full price for it, which is like $399, but I'll sell it to you for $99...only if they will allow us to scan it" So now, I'm like..."Lawd, please let them scan it! PLEASE!" I guess the Lawd was on lunch break. It's now 8:37pm and the 5th AT&T manager (who wasn't a prick) suggested that we should've went to the AT&T store from the jump. So...at this point...I'm like, "man...I just want my phone working so I can go home." So, after rescanning a new SIM card (like I originally came into the store for), I finally had my phone working. I had all my contacts, and the only thing I needed was my voicemail working. I had them double check to see if my rate plan was back to normal, and it was. BUT...BUT the only thing is that it still showed that I renewed my contract with them effective TODAY. I almost don't care because I spent way too much time with them. By the time I left the store, it was 9:12pm. Right before I left, the Apple store manager was like, "hey...I still wanna atleast give you something. Go ahead and get you $100 worth of stuff." That was brilliant because the charger, phone case, and headphones came out to almost $100. So atleast I came out on top of something.

I got home at 9:52pm. The End

*big sigh*

SMMFH. He deserved to bust his ass with all that jumping and bumping around. He tried to play it off by running but the machine treated his life. I was literally ROFL when his shoes flew off.

Matter of fact, I'm more concerned with them not having a chair at this desk. Why is he on HIS KNEES using the computer?! *DEAD* Hood Booty at it's finest.

A Florida women was accused of continously breaking into a vacant house....to wash and dry her clothes. *dies*

Mary Angela Southwick, 49, was arrested Friday on burglary charge burglary charge after she was caught inside a vacant rental home, the report said.

Bradenton police received a complaint about someone breaking into the vacant home, and responding officers found wet clothes in the washer and dryer. Southwick, police said, was found hiding in a closet in the home.

Officers contacted the home's owner, who lives out of state, and she requested police press charges against Southwick and asked that she be required to reimburse the costs of water and electricity. (Source)

Wow...times are THIS hard? I know she had some penny banks around her crib somewhere. She could have busted one open and went to the nearest laundromat. I would have fell out to see her grown ass hiding in the closet like a kid who stole some cookies. She too old for that mess! Now her bond cost more then it would have took to wash the clothes. Dummy....

*blank stare* (should I or shouldn't I?)....(I should)...BISH SAT.DOWN! Nobody is checkin for your arse like that. Go eat a sammich or something and prevent yourself from making your next album go double aluminum. We as bloggers have the right to say whatever the eff we like. If we see a spade...got damn it...we gonna call it. It ain't personal, it's just what we see. So to all celebs...PLEASE don't respond to a mass majority with a video blog. I have no sympathy in 09. And Michelle...until you sell more records than Solange...you should remain out of the cameras! *pulls out chair and and points to the cushion*

I cannot and will not be able to make it today after seeing this. Oh lawd, be a blanket for my stiff soul. They were stuntin on yall hoes out there. They was like eff a beat, we gonna spit at our own tempo. This is too much too early in the morning for this. I blame bossip.

Ladies and gents, this is 2009. Why? Why? SMH. I spotted this cube of sugar at C+D and couldn't resist. But wait...there's more!


Ok...this is a reality show by Rupaul. *pause* What do you expect? sHIMs will be tuckin their sacs to become a drag model. I only say this because it's true...REALITY SHOWS have ruined television. Other than the House of Payne, name 3 family sitcoms currently. Now, once you realize that you can't answer that, go back about 15 years and name all of the family sitcoms vs. reality shows. SMH...a dayum shame.

Lawd, I came across this, and immediately said "WTF?" How do you put Obama in the company of stoopid (yes...with the "o's") bafoons? Presidential Swagg? Are you serious? SMH. We got to do better. Obama shouldn't be on a parental advisory mixtape. I swear...we make it so far and life, and negros somehow take us 40 years back. Thoughts?

Wowwwwwww. This is pathetic, yet true. I saw this video and was literally in tears. It's 2009 heiffa, you should be jumping when you're alone in the elevator with ANYONE, not just black men. Eff' what you heard, I see two young white boys in trench coats bets believe I'm hitting the deck!! I love how he's so calm and collect but treating the hell out of her at the same time.

The cheap ass purse she was clutching like it was a Jimmy Choo=$15.99

An asthma pump for the black man induced asthma attack on the elevator= $35 with insurance

"The thug" hollering out "boo" and almost making her piss on herself=PRICELESS