Yes...that is none other than Iron Mike Tyson. Homie has fallen off the deep end. He got that Sherman Klump swag going on. SMH. I don't know if he can still fight, but I know he'll beat the hell out of some steak and eggs. Makes no damn sense.

Dumb and Dumber The Ying Yang Twins are coming out with a Holiday Album.

I'm not even gonna commentate on this. I'll wait. Meanwhile...GET HER!

These parents seriously PISS ME OFF sitting their crying because their kids are natural born fuck ups! I don't feel sorry for them because they allowed their kids to become that way. If I was a parent I wouldn't have these kind of problems because after the first smart comment I would have stuck my stiletto so far up their ass it would have came out of their mouf!

The first girl had a habit of beating up her disabled brother. That heifer would have been out on the street or in someone's shelter! Dressed like a hoodrat on the way to club at only 15! SMH

But the Dreianna chick (8:02) TRULY pissed me off. Her mom set her up for failure by naming her DREIANNA in the first place, but I lost all control when she said "Obama is president so I can do whatever I want to!" YOU LITTLE NIGLECT! This is the ignant type of ish I was hoping wouldn't happen. What does Obama have to do with your stripping and having a "Open 24 hours'" sign on your legs?

I'm tired of people even going on Maury's show. He's became a star making fools out of folks. Amazing.

Reports are poppin up left and right (but hasn't hit the mainstream...so don't believe it yet) that according to the National Inquirer (another reason not to believe it yet) is reporting that Cindy McCain was caught being a bust-it-baby with some other dude. Here's the pic:


and here's the story:

"I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!"

That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles "a washed-up '80s rock musician."

Sources told The ENQUIRER investigative team the pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events acting very lovey-dovey.

The amazing spy photos were snapped April 1, 2006 when Cindy and her companion attended the Tempe Music Festival says the person who took them. The photos are somewhat grainy, but the insider says they depict Senator John McCain's wife, who was greeted by pals at the event as "Cindy."

"To my amazement, Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips," the photog told THE ENQUIRER.

A second witness spotted Cindy and her "mystery man" at a Moody Blues concert "passionately kissing and hugging."

"I couldn't believe it. I remember thinking, 'Go get a room!'

"They kissed and cuddled. While other concertgoers stood up to cheer and sing, Cindy and the guy remained entwined in their seats," the eyewitness said.

[*clears throat*]
This is John McCain
How you doing John McCain
What the hell is going on?
What you mean what's going on?

LMAO! I hope this isn't true. There's only so much failure a person can handle in one month. Although karma doesn't have no respect of time. I'm sure his first wife is like...Yes! Payback is a bitch Cindy McCain!

This is a story from a couple of weeks back. I wanted to post on it, but I was too speechless. Aight, before I give you the dumbest story of a lifetime, let's do basic math:

+ + = this story:

(I gots to post the entire story...it's too stupid):

ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. (AP) — A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl's birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.

"I don't think she believes me yet," he told the Kingsport Times-News. "It's going to take some more convincing."

Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to "get the word out" about the campaign.

"I took one for the cause," he said. "I can't give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little." (source).

Jesus be a crayola, and color me pissed. Are you absolutely serious? I can't give a financial donation, but I can give a child? (*selah*) This fool "secretly" named the child this. SECRETLY! As in...eff the momma's opinion. Not to mention that McCain/Palin FAILED about a week ago. This girl is gonna grow up and eff her parent's up. Lawd...I can't continue this post...

I see you Usher getting your Ne Yo swag performance on! Too bad it's going to take more then almost putting his hand in the dancers snatch to make a comeback. I know Tameka was backstage fussing to thinking to herself, "this nucca don't jingle my bells like that."

He needs to make sure he and his mother NEVER part ways again. That was the worst career move in history. That's like Superhead shutting down her throat and expecting to still be wanted by men in the industry. I.M.P.O.S.S.I.B.L.E.

Nicca this ish right here....nicca this ish right here... I hope that they just stopped on the way to the...ok...wait, that don't make no damn sense. Why would you stop on your way to the reception? Ok...if you couldn't tell, this baffoonerous event is a reception. Yeah...a wedding reception. I don't care what you say...it's a reception. What in the McHell is this? Are you serious? Bish please. Where's the honeymoon gonna be at? Walmart? SMDH. I guess all you need is love (and a monoply piece). I know it's a recession, but damn. Atleast go to Golden Corral. I would give shoutouts to Bossip, but they snatched this from our homies YouKnowYouDeadAzzWrong.

I know what you're gonna say..."aww come on JT, don't go there! Be nice!" Well, I'm going to give a compliment sandwich. What is a compliment sandwich? It's where I say something nice, then spew my thoughts, then end it with a compliment. Ok? Let's begin:

Good:
It's good to see Lauryn without the Homey-The-Clown swag. Eventho Martha Steward is so random in the pic, it's good to see that she is spending time with her kids.

Bad:
She needs more than Martha. She needs Mary, Joseph and Jesus to make her over. Despite the lack of Homey-The-Clown swag in her life, she still looks po (not poor). It's tricky because it looks like she hasn't made it yet, but yet...she's a legend. It's like she's been 'misedcuated' the effects of weed. You can tell she's been puff-puff-passin. SMH. And does her daughter have a unibrow?

Good:
Despite the unibrow, she looks just like her mommy. I bet Lauryn can still sing. I sure do miss her.