New Music: Day 26-Since You've Been Gone

Posted In: Day 26 , Diddy , New music , Video . By A. Red

Diddy finally got off his tail and shot a video for Day 26 2nd single. This is my jam! These boys can really sing. They've proven it time and time again, but they really need to work on their live performances. They're just not ready to dance and sing yet. Simple at that.

The video didn't exactly live up to my expectations. It was so cliche`, especially Dawn being Q's girl. Like we didn't see that coming a mile away. And seriously, someone needs to work on Robert's facial expressions. He always look like he's taking a dump instead of singing a song.

I can't even front though...I love this group. This cd is a classic. Even if it features the little rodent aka Brian lame ass.

New Music: T.I. - No Matter What

Posted In: New music , T.I. , Video . By A. Red

This song is just okay to me. Lyrically, I see where he's coming from, but the beat just don't pull me in. I am mad at him for even paying any mind to Shawty Lo. He shouldn't even be stunting him.

Of course you don't

Posted In: 50 cent , Boy Stop , Magazines , STFU . By A. Red

50 cent claims he don't partake of the groupies goodies in the latest issue of Vibe magazine.

"I’ve been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet - naked,” the New York City native told ‘Vibe,’ adding that he never partakes: “Hell, no! Are you kidding me?”

I believe you 50. I wouldn't either if I knew Lloyd Banks would show up later in a French maid outfit, with Yayo following in his kneepads. I ain't mad at ya.

Seen at STRAIGHT OUTTA NYC

Take this chick OUT!

Posted In: Amy Crackhouse , Crack is wack , Jay Z . By A. Red

I personally would have slapped fire from Amy Crackhouse. This chick has serious issues, which is why I can't believe people are still booking her to perform.

She gave the usual corner crackhead shucking and jiving performance. And she had the nerve to stick her boney arm into the audience and hit someone more than once. I would have swung her ass around the room by her beehive.

This was video was taken at the Glastonbury festival where Jay Z was the headliner.

This was big for the hip hip world because the Glastonbury festival is usually for rock and alternative music. Jay-Z killed the performance despite all the hate. Hi Haters! Big ups to him.

Seen at Bossip

Bit in the ass because of your past

Posted In: Diddy , J.Lo , Lawsuit . By A. Red

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J. Lo can't shake Diddy to save her life. She was served a subpoena last week to testify about the infamous shooting that left Shyne in jail. Natania Reuben, the victim who was shot in the face, is suing for $130 million .

Natania might as well start making her Christmas list because she's going to get a large sum of money. I wouldn't doubt if she gets half of what she's asking.

And Jennifer is somewhere cursing in every language known to man, while Mark Anthony is giving her the "well you f*cked him" look. " Puffy probably don't even care about the lawsuit, he's just happy he's going to be in the same room as J.Lo.; court or not.

Serves her right...she thought she could just hit it and quit it after he helped her make it. The jokes on you J. Lo or Jennifer Lopez as you now prefer.

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Let's Get Emmm'

Posted In: A mess , Candid Shots , clown , Disrespectful , Do Not Want , I ain't gon be able ta do it , Over the top , WTF? , Your too old for this . By A. Red

I ran across these two pictures at Concrete Loop and I just had to comment on them. People make it waaaaaaaaaaay to easy for us...

Jada and Keisha Whittaker should NEVER in life take another picture together. This looks like the cover for a children's fairy tale book named "The Midget and Anorexic." You know you need a year pass to a all-you-can-eat joint when you make Jada look thicka than a snicka. SMH

Frankie needs to STOP! Are those JORDANS?! ROFL Give up the young ghost Frankie. When you have to wear false teeth, your ass should be in Dr. Scholls, not J's. I can see her ghetto ass knocking down high school kids trying to get through the Foot Locker doors to get the last size 6. And I want Keyshia to stop subjecting us to wack performances and her dysfunctional family. "HOLLLLLA!"

Baby Momma: The new American Idol Prerequiste

Posted In: A mess , Wack Parenting , WTF? . By A. Red

Paris Bennett, contestant on American Idol Season 39378738947893 is soon to be a mom. I guess getting pregnant is the new "in" thing for the show. I wonder how Simon feels about that?

Paris is only 19, but her family is ecstatic that she pregnant. When asked about the baby's father and her pregnancy her mom Jamecia *sighs* responded, "He chooses not to be in the public eye. I respect that...I’m proud of how she did it. I was 16 when I got pregnant. (source)

*SEOD* Really. Call me old fashion, but is that really something to be proud of? I would be more understanding if she was just like "I'm ready to be a grandmother" or "Paris will make a great mother." But please tell me what the hell is there to be proud of when your unmarried 19-year-old is pregnant?

It's not like Paris is balling out of control. Did her album even come out? Doubt it. And if it did it must have sold 100 copies because I never heard anything about it. Parents need to watch the examples their setting for their kids.

I mean is it really that hard NOT to get pregnant...I'm just saying.

I'm on vacation....

By A. Red

Hi all. There will be no more post today because I'm on vacation.

WTF you just say?

Whatever, bloggers have to have a life too Jody. Be happy you got the last two.

I will be back in full affect on Monday. Don't worry, of course I'll throw a few back for you! :-)

Have a safe weekend!

Come up off that son!

Posted In: Disrespectful , How much money you say you making? , Treated , Watch your setup , Your too old for this . By A. Red

Suge Knight sold the infamous Death Row Records to Susan Berg of Global Music group. He was ordered to auction off this estate by a judge after missing numerous court hearings. Suge filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy in April of 2006 because Death Row Records debt had accrued up to $137 million, and its assets debt up to $4.4 million.

I guess this big dummy was too busy jumping up to get beat down...

and running behind all the white girls that he forgot to pay his bills.

Clown ass! We gon' see this fool on Crenshaw Blvd. washing windows and selling loose cigarettes.

I mean damn...

Posted In: Kanye , Watch your setup , WTF? . By A. Red

Kanye is facing yet another obstacle since his mother’s passing due to complications from plastic surgery. Apparently, creditors are looking for him to pay Illinois Trust Company the $600,000 left on her mortgage. Donda West had didn’t have a will and left under $250,000 in currency. (source)

WTF? Creditors can be so heartless. The man's mother just passed a few months ago, give him time to get his self together hell. It's not like you won't be able to find him. When he acts a fool over this debacle I don't want ANYONE looking at him crazy because all of y'all would do the same thing. Assholes...

My second LOL of the day...

By A. Red

My boy from 15 minute break decided to try and get me fired right before I go on my week vacation. Ain't that a bish.

He did a parody for "A Milli" but changed the name to "A Meali."

Complete and utter foolishness. If he goes into the booth with this I will hunt him down and take his life.

Click the link to see the parody "A Meali."

Big Thangs Poppin

Posted In: Ciara , Go head girl . By A. Red

Ciara is moving up to the big leagues. She has inked a deal with Wilhelmina Modeling Agency, as well as producing a clothing line for Steve and Barry's.

"Modeling has always been one of my aspirations. But I was insecure about my height. I thought I was 5'7" but I just found out that I'm 5'8' so I'm really excited about that."

I'm happy for Ci Ci. I can see her having longevity in the industry because she continues to push the bar. She may not be able to sang, but her looks and dancing skills will take her far.

Seen at Billboard

I needed a laugh...

Posted In: Do want , Kanye , Over the top , Video . By A. Red

And who better to give me one than Kanye. My soul leaves my body every single time I view this. From Kanye words, to Mike's reactions, this shit right hurrr n*gga is priceless. Michael didn't know whether to run or stay. Nervous much?

You may hate Kanye, but you gotta love him.

Realize you're ugly and SIT DOWN!

Posted In: Go Away , Her Again? , Ho sit down , Is she for real? , Who Cares? , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

America's Mud Duck just won't leave us be. New York a.k.a. Janice from the Muppet Babies did a photo shoot dressed as Marilyn Monroe. If this isn't the worst wig I've ever seen if my life, I don't know what it. Her wig look like it's preparing for take off.

I know Marilyn is turning like spinning 24's in her grave after this foolishness. First Lindsay Lohan, now New York. Jesus be some originality please!

You can't tell me this don't look like New York...

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Something's not right...

Posted In: Jamie Fox , Plies , The Dream , Video shoot . By A. Red

I saw this photo of Plies and The Dream and I spit my sweet tea all over my keyboard. LMAO This picture was taken on the of Plies new video, "Please Excuse My Hands," featuring Jamie Fox and The Dream.

This photo is all types of wrong!

-Jamie took the song literally and his holding his d*ck like it's gonna get up and run off his body.
-Plies look like he's going to take the short yellow bus home when the shoot is over. BEEP, BEEP!
-The Dream is giving him the "nigga are you serious" look.

Watch your setup Plies cause Jamie is giving you the hungry eyes for real! If Jamie was saying "No Homo" while taking this pic he's a damn lie.

Head up to Rap-Up.com to view more pics.

I bet she don't slap him!

Posted In: A mess , Fights , Your too old for this . By A. Red

Nelson Mandela has banned Naomi Campbell from his 90th birthday bash in London on Friday Word on the street is he did it personally, he didn't even have his flunkies take the word back. Treated much?

Noami looks at Mandela like a grandfather, hence her wearing his prison numbers, 46664 on her hats, etc. However, he is putting some space between them because of her recent arrest and legal trouble. In lamest terms, the hoe don't know how to act and he refuse to award her grown ass for her trivial actions.

A source close to the event explains, “The man himself intervened and she was pulled off the list.He was disappointed with her recent arrest - particularly as she was wearing a 46664 baseball cap at the time.” (source)

Noami is only banned from the stage, not the whole event. She can sit in the grandstand with the rest of the commoners. Serves her right for thinking she can go around backhanding folks with her Amazon tail.

Let's see if she'll battle her pride and attend the event or not...

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WTF Moments at the BET Awards

Posted In: Award Show . By A. Red

I.COULDN'T.TAKE.IT.

It was so much breast on stage I thought it was a strip club. MAKE IT RAIN ON THAT HOE! Plus, T-Pain costume looks like he had roaches all over it. Looking like a 2010 ghetto, ashy ass moon man.

I understand Weezy being excited and all, but did he have to bring Auntie NeNe, Pookie, cousins Pete, Ray Ray, Shoot Em' up, and all his goons from the hood on stage? It's a Viewer's Choice, not a Lifetime Achievement fool.

I wanted her to fall. She deserved to be hurt for torturing us. And why is she smiling like that? New teef does your face good eh...

photo source: BBC NEWS

Worst Performances in History!

Posted In: Award Show . By A. Red

Keyshia pissed me clean off! This performance was an insult to America. She was so off key it wasn't even funny. The floral sheet set or skirt she had on was terrible, but when she snatched it off I didn't now if she was going to sing or go slide down a pole.

This is your comeback Usher? Try again mumufooka. His was so stiff and this performance was anything but engaging. This is a first for me...I usually love his performances. He's about to let these young cats take his crown. Sucker...

Killer performances

Posted In: Award Show . By A. Red

Chris Brown and Ciara killed this performance. This is by far one of the most sexiest dance routines I've seen in awhile. Ci Ci better be careful before Rhi-Rhi come and shank her!

GIRL BAND POWER!!! SWV, ENVOGUE, and TLC on one stage! We really needed this one. They all look so gorgeous and still sound absolutely great. Well except T Boz. Her performance was lackluster at best. Oh, I guess Alicia did a good job too. lol

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BET Award Fashion Flops

Posted In: Award Show , Foxy Brown , Slap your stylist now . By A. Red

These are the people who had no business on the Red Carpet. They should have got their tails dropped off at the back door!

Trina look like she's on her way to the mall. She has nice legs and all, but that is a SHIRT honey, not a dress! And Jesus be a clutch purse for the hoodrat!

*Sighs* Soulja boy decided to hit up the neighborhood alley hustle man and buy EVERYTHING name brand he could find. He looks like a fool. How do you turn shorts into pants?

So-So Lange lost me. She had been on top of her fashion game latley but his YMCA inner-city kid mural inspired print on her is an eye sore. And what peacock did they assassinate to make her clutch purse?! Those are endangered species...

*Falls Out* OMG! Rihanna looks like a highlighter! I guess Lil' Bo Peep has lost her sheep again. Those ruffles are going to be the death of me. She looks like she's about to go to a Quinceanera. LMAO

Give Teyanna Taylor back her swag Lil Llama! She looks like a ghetto ass Strawberry Shortcake. This is the most feminine I've ever seen her look. I hope she had fun because sitting in the audience is the closest she'll ever get to an award since her album went SMOKE.

I like Keri, I really do, but this get up was atrocious. Why is the crotch of the jumpsuit baggy, but the leg is tapered? And those shoes did absolutely nothing to help. She could have went to Chernin's a got a better pair of shoes than that. The tuxedo jacket was overkill.
Ike Turner is that you?

Photos from Necole Bitchie

BET Awards Live Now!!!!!!

Posted In: Award Show . By A. Red

*There will more than likely be typos and all kind of mistakes throughout this post. It was done during the actual show, so it's all the random fuckery running through this mind of mine. Don't get on here pinpointing mistakes. Be grateful heathens!*

7:00- Usher is boring the hell out of me. He's lip synching for absolutely nothing because he's dancing like a 70-year old with arthritis. And why were his dancers bumping all into each other?! LMAO It's sad because he just basically handed the crown to Chris Brown. And that one live "Make Love" sounded like he was constipated, or maybe he just caught a glimpse of Maneka and threw up in his mouf a little. I digress...

7:07- D.L. Hughley is the host? Wamp, wamp. They should have kept Monique. He has never been funny. The only thing funny is the funeral/after-past burgundy Dobb hat on his head.

7:10- Jennifer Hudson looks like a damn statue. And why is Terrance Howard caressing his guitar like a woman? STOP! You know he's never even touched a woman like that.

Best Male R&B artist- Chris Brown
I guess he has been grinding. Taking Usher's place is hard work you know. Chris lil' high yella ass looks good. I like his new look, but it ponders me how he's able to Krump in skinny jeans when I can barely even walk in mine. Now that takes talent! Kudos Chris!

7:20- Jeezy! "I Put On" is my mofockn' song. He better bring Kan Yizzle out!
(audience glimpse)OMG, why does Rihanna look like a damn highlighter! *dies*

Kanye entered the building, but he should have left the bubble vest in the back...I stan this man though! He made this song IMO. It would have been boring without him. But this performance is not so hot. Did Ye forget his lyrics?

7:23- Scary Spice aka Mouf of the South looks nice. "I'm in it to win it." We all know you are honey.

Best Male Athlete- Kobe Bryant
He couldn't make it because he's giving a press conference on how Shaq's ass taste.

7:26- Keyshia's family is embarrassing. Neffe chesticle almost popped out and her mom is screaming "HOLLA." SMH

7:30- Keyshia Cole. *crosses finger* Please don't dance. *sighs* She's off key and her makeup looks like she got it done at Marshall's instead of Marshall Fields. She keeps embarrassing herself. Looking like a ghetto ass Cinderella. Lil' Kim was about the best thing in this performance. She looks nice SO Y'ALL DON'T GO BOTHERING HER DAMMIT! All in all I could have done without this mess.

7:37- Best Female Hip-Hop Artist- Missy Elliot
Eve and Kid Sister had NO reason being in this category. Actually, this category sucked period. Missy was the only one that could have won.

7:45- Neyo. He's about to.get.it. with his Temptation shuffle. At least the Jabbewokke's (sp) came out to assist him in his wack moves. He should have let them kill it more.

7:47 - Ashanti still has that big dumbass tidal wave on her head! A mess....

Best New Artist - The Dream
I'm glad he won because his cd is the ish, believe it or not. But why isn't he there? It's your first award show where you're not coming as Nivea's weed carrier or Jazzy Phae's human lunch bag.

7:55- Alica the Home Wrecker. She looks great and sounds the same. I gotta give it to her. But she's disrespectful for digging up Cleopatra to steal her wig.

SWV- YES, YES, YES. CoCo, better show these folks up on the vocals. I was so happy to see them!!

Envogue-I AM IN 90'S GIRL BAND HEAVEN! They still sound so good. And they haven't aged a bit. Wow...I can rest happy.

TLC- Blah. T-Boz sounds a mess and they both need to give Goldie "The Mack" back his pants. At least Chili didn't bring her weak ass, Walgreen swagga jacking bags.

8:03- Who is Niecy Nash? And why is she clothed in Forever 21?

Best Male Hip Hop Artist- Kanye
Chi-Town stand up!!! And I'm so happy he took Lil Wayne up there because they both have been hustling hard this year. Did Wayne trip?! That syrup will make a fool of you err time. LMAO

8:11- T-"Pain me to watch" looks like a crispy Willy Wonka. But the set for his performance is on point because HE'S A DAMN CLOWN! I'm not "tired of the wack ish" I'M TIRED OF YOU!

Flo-RIDE-OUT hairline is shaped like a "U" so I can't even do this one.

Rick Ross- *waving $5* Shawty got the biggest TIG OL' BIDDIES I've ever seen. Real Talk. LMAOROFL That liquid bravery is a bish.

DJ Khaled- STFU with all that hollering.

Big Boi- He killed this verse, but I'd be damned if I got up there with T-Pain dressed in a comforter.

Luda-Exuse me...I'm having a moment...THIS MAN IS FINE AS EVER!

8:18- Best Video Of The Year- UGK and Outkast
R.I.P. Pimp C. His wife looks like Shawnna. This song is definitely a classic.

8:28- D.L. has on this crushed velvet cardigan and bright red belt. I REFUSE to keep playing with him!

Marvin Sapp is singing this thang! Excuse me while I repent for roasting everyone above because God don't like ugly. Well, if that's true, how is it that T-Pain has been so successful?

8:35- Best Gospel Album-Marvin Sapp

8:44- Chris Breezy. Not really a fan of this song. *looks for Usher whose somewhere tucking his balls* Lawd! I just noticed the Pee Wee Herman bow tie. LMAO Is that Ci Ci? They work well together. Rihanna gon' "beat deh ass" like ol' girl on the Marta train.

8:45- Solange looks like a bunk ass Barbie doll with Beyonce left over tracks. And Cassie ass can't sing, or speak. Her snatch as GOT to be what's up because she has nothing else to offer.

Best Collaboration- Kaney feat. T-Pain
We knew T-Pain was going to win a award because he was on almost every nomination. Rack em' up Yeezy. I just want beat the hell out of T-Pain lame 2008 moon man looking ass. Kanye says,"I'm one of the King's in the game and my opinion count." *hangs head* He was doing so well...

8:57- John Legend is gay. Sorry, but he is. Dead @ Rev. Al Green. STOP! Don Juan has opened up the gates for this tomfoolery.

Jill Scott. I'm about to have me a drink and chill out with her. This is sure to be a treat. Especially, since she's happily engaged. You know a sister who gets some good thang, thang, on a regular will put her BEST foot forward. LOL. However, she could have left the MU MU in her dressing room. She looks like a hot air balloon.

Anthony Hamilton is killing this. They picked the right people to pay honor to Al Grits. Anthony cleans up nice don't he?! Go head with your David Ruffin pants.

Maxwell *faints*. This is a sexy beast. He's aging, but his voice is still smooth like butter and will make any woman legs spread like no other. PLEASE BELIEVE ME. "Can I take off your dress?" *looks around* Who me? LMAO

I am so proud Al Green cut his Soul Glo locks off. He looks really good for his age. Hopefully he'll get up there and give these youngin's some schooling on what REAL MUSIC IS. Dead @ them showing Diddy when he said "I might as well show yall my eyes!" LMBAO

Al Green, "I want to thank the Academy of BET?" *falls out*

Al is singing "Let's Stay Together" and killing.it.seriously. His falsetto is nothing to play with.

"Love and Happiness," let's get down Al! The raw emotion, and intricate attention to the way he hits these notes is making me wake up my neighbors. You can FEEL him when he sings. Yes! Al is getting on the good foot. LOL. He's a fool for this. He's genuinely having fun up there and I'm enjoying watching him enjoy himself.

9:27- Mad as hell the Ultimate Fan is always GROWN AS HELL! The fuck you doing watching 106 and Park and you're over 20? Just Cuz called Rocsi a "yamp" *falls out*

Viewers Choice- Lil Wayne
Yes! I'm happy Soulja Boy didn't get this award. I must say the BET Awards is on their A game with these winners. Kanye is all on Wayne's nuts. Give him 50 feet son.

9:32-Rihanna. Her dress is a mess. She look like she's on her way to a funeral in the early 1900's. Chris Brown needs to stop stunting and fronting. He's bored just like the rest of us, but singing with her acting like he's enjoying this. *snores* And is that a dog collar on her neck? WOO HA, CB got his hoes in check.

9:40- Deborah Lee always seems scared to be up there. Her voice is shaking and it sounds like she's going to cry right about.....NOW. She is a stunning older woman though.

Humanitarian Award- Quincy Jones
79 Grammy nomination and 27 Grammy's. That is quite an accomplishment. And he's one of my people so I'm extremely proud. I'm just happy that he took his blessings and blessed the less fortunate.

Queen Latifah is shitting on these hoes! I am loving her new look! Classy and elegant...two words most of these women don't know nathan about.

9:45- Nelly and Anti-Gravity Boys...Whoever they are.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Nelly CAN.GET.GET.GET.IT. But this song is 10 shades of terrible. Do.not.want.

Ciara NO! That wig is awful and refuse to take this. She is too good to be wasting her time on this bs song.

Fergie is confusing me...she has on a Tina Turner cocktail dress with a Tiffany Evans bomber jacket. Another victim of wearing all your favorite items at once. SMMFH

9:55- Best Female R&B Artist- Alicia Keys
She has blown my life with that artillery belt of clams across that nice dress! She could mess up a wet dream! And she thanked everyone except George Bush. EXIT STAGE LEFT!

10:09-Lil Wayne. I am not feeling this performance. WAIT....A MILLI! *dancing all over my room* Shittt, he killed this part. I can't front. This was a great way to end the show.

Old School Joint: H-Town - They Like it Slow

Posted In: Old School Joint , Video , Where has all the real music gone . By A. Red

This was a REAL BOY BAND. R.I.P. to Dino who died in a hit and run accident not too long ago.

I will die of laughter if I saw somebody doing this roll in the club. That dance is not hot! ROFL I can't believe we use to hit move during recess like it was the bidness. A mess...

Trey Songz new look

Posted In: All Grown Up , Not.On.Duty. , Why? . By A. Red

Trey songz cut off all his hair for the ladies, or fella's that actually care. I'm not too sure how I feel about this one. He's giving me Dorian from College Hill and Neyo. Trust me, that's not a good look whatsoever.

What's really killing me is the hefty trash bag skinny leg slacks. Not.on.duty. It was only about 98 degrees so you know his beans and franks were boiling. I understand trying to get your grown and sexy on, but let's not go from 20 to 48.

Head over to Necole Bitchie for more photos of Trey Songz and others at the BET nomimation party.

Randomness...

Posted In: Danity Kane . By A. Red

LMAO @ Danity Kane being on Nashville Star singing their same single "Damaged।" Nashville Star? Random fuckery as usual. I guess Soulja Boy with go perform on Bobby Jones Gospel show and The Stella Awards next.

ganked from A Hot Mess blog

New Music: R. Kelly- Playas Get Lonely

Posted In: New music , R. Kelly . By A. Red

R. Kelly- Playas Get Lonely

We all new it was coming. Songs are beginning to leak off R. Kelly's new album 12 play: 4th Quarter.

"Playas Get Lonely Too" is a smooth lil' cut and a smart move on his part. People are going to be very skeptical about him and his music after his trial. However, this song will be a good introduction back into the public because it lacks his usual sexual tone, but still touches on a subject people can relate too.

R. Kelly shows a more vulnerable side with this song; is it his real feelings or a publicity stunt, I don't know. I do know that I'm feeling it. Leave to R. Kelly to make you have a LOVE/HATE relationship with him.

GET ON YOUR JOB DIDDY!

Posted In: Award Show , Day 26 , Diddy . By A. Red

Day 26 performed "Got Me Going" for the Pre-BET Awards show. The performance was just okay. They need to work on being about to dance and still sing strong. They were really out of breathe, so they couldn't showcase their true singing ability.

They sang "Since You've Been Gone" acapella at the end of the performance. This song is rumored to be their next single.

My sister and I were just taking about Diddy and his weak ass marketing skills. Since the show has been over, you've heard nothing else about them or Danity Kane. They're still out here singing their FIRST single from their ONLY video and the album has been out for MONTHS. Something is wrong with this picture. Diddy need to spend less time talking about having smooth balls and promote his artist.

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It's going down tonight for The BET Awards

Posted In: Award Show , Roasting Session , Treated . By A. Red

Yes folks...tune in to THE RED REPORT during The Bet Awards show 08' to experience a true roasting special on the ones who look a mess, whose performances were a mess, and the ones who all out kill the show.

Just a few pics from previous BET Award shows so you'll be ready to let it ride on these fools...

Yessir, It's going down tonight! Let's Get Emmm'!

When will this end?

Posted In: Beyonce , Do Not Want , Ho sit down , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

Beyonce just won't get enough until I hunt her down, tie her up in the basement and MAKE HER SAT HER ASS DOWN! ENOUGH ALREADY!

Beyonce is starring in yet another movie. *slow claps* The movie, Obsession is set to come out 2009. She will play the wife of Idris Elba, a businessman who find his life upside down and threatened by the temp turned stalker from his job.

Why? Huh? Why must she continue to TRY to be an actress? She can't speak let alone act. We've all seen "Goldmember" and "Dreamgirls." And let's not forget, "Are your ready? To be.......EN-TO-TAINED!" Not.at.all

Peeped at: Concrete Loop

Not Again

Posted In: A mess , Grow up , Ho sit down , Not.On.Duty. , Over the top , Who Cares? , WTF? , Your too old for this . By A. Red

Shaq put Kobe on blast in a freestyle in NYC. The rap was pretty funny because he joked about Kobe losing the championship saying, "Kobe you couldn't do without me."But he went to far with the "Tell me how my ass taste" and claiming Kobe is the reason he got divorced.

I'm a little concerned that one man is asking another man how his ass taste. In no shape or form is this okay.And stop trying to blame Kobe for messing up your marriage, below is what messed up your marriage!

This is the bs that kill me. He jacked up his relationship with Shaunie for a transvestite who looks like the manly version of her. Men kill me when they have a dime piece at home cooking, cleaning, taking care of the kids, but up in the street kicking up carpet with these mud duck ass, threw face hoes. *End of rant*

Video source: Myspace Videos
Photo source: AHotMessBlog

Solange Baby Daddy speaks

Posted In: Not.On.Duty. , Solange , Video , Watch your setup , Who Cares? , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

Solange baby dizzle, Daniel Smith is speaking out on his relationship with Solange and all that good stuff. I think it's to promote his album. Yes, he's a rapper too. I guess he couldn't let Rocco have all the fun. His stage name is Young Sosa and he's labeling himself "The Nas of the South." *side eye*

Below is the single he dedicated to Solange:

This bullish won't go cotton. BET wouldn't even play this and you know they play anything. SMH Men are getting worse than women these day on some "tryna come up." Women please WATCH YOUR SETUP!

Source: Straight from the "A"

For once, I have absolutely NOTHING to say..

Posted In: Bitchassness , shut up , STFU . By A. Red

I will not, can not, and shall not keep fucking around with Ice-T and this foolishness. That is all!

Seen at: Straight Outta NYC

Lil Wayne Live on Kimmel, 50 still hating

Posted In: Lil Wayne , STFU , Video . By A. Red

Weazie performed lived on Jimmy Kimmel. You can't deny his hustle after selling A Milli albums in a week. I guess jumping on everybody remix from Usher to Kermit the Frog actually paid off.

50 hating ass as usual had something smart to say about Wayne's sales. He went on Angie Martinez show and showed his estrogen levels again. "I’m really confused... Usher [for example] had a number one record, a number one across the board. And then Wayne comes and does those [album sales] numbers, and it’s phenomenal I don’t understand what the connection is. What audience is going to purchase that? [But] somebody went out and go ‘em.” (source)

*sighs* Does he not know how dumb he sounds?

Video source: Rap-Up.com

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!

By A. Red

Tyra Banks won an Emmy for her talk show. WTF? This can't be serious...Tyra seriously has THE WORST talk show in history. Where the hell is Sally Jesse Raphael when you need her?

I've NEVER been able to sit through a whole show of hers. Her questions are so elementary and her topics are lame. Maybe I'm missing something...I guess I should be happy that another black woman is being honored, but I keep in 100% real and I just don't see how.

In that case Alexyss Taylor should have got one too! At least she's entertaining.

VIDEO NSFW

Peeped at Bossip
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Kanye side with Soulja Boy

Posted In: Beef , Kanye , Soulja Boy , Who Cares . By A. Red

Kanye has decided to takes sides on the Soulja Boy and Ice-T beef for whatever reason. This is what he had to say:

"Soulja boy is fresh ass hell and is actually the true meaning of what hip hop is sposed to be. He came from the hood, made his own beats, made up a new saying, new sound and a new dance with one song. He had all of America rapping this summer. If that ain't Hip Hop then what is? A bunch of wannabe keep it real rappers that ain't even relevant, recycling samples trying to act like it's 96 again and all they do is hate on new shit? Niggas always talk about the golden age but for a 13 year old kid, this is the golden age!!! That song was so dope cause everything he said had a hidden meaning... that's Nas level shit... he just put it over some steel drums which is also some Nas shit if you had the 2nd album cassette with the bonus track "Silent Murder" on it. In closing... new niggas get ya money$$$$$$$$$$ Keep this shit fresh and original.... ain't no fuckin' rules to this shit and that's what real hip hop is to me." (source)

I feel where he's coming from, but Soulja Boy is garbage. Yeah he had ONE song, let's see where he'll be in 5 years. Don't forget the "White Tee" craze a few summer back. They came out with a new sound, a dance to go along with it, and where are they now? Exactly...hell Chingy is even battling to stay relevant. "Right Thurr" only took him so far.

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New Bullshit: Pretty Ricky Feat. Butta Cream - Cuddle Up

Posted In: I ain't gon be able ta do it , New music , Video . By A. Red

Where is Pleasure when you need him?

The Rickey's (I REFUSE TO CALL THESE FACIALLY CHALLENGED MOFO'S PRETTY) have unleashed new nignancy on the airwaves. They collaborated with some chicks named Butta Cream to further enhance the madness. And why does their new member look like a smooth face Rocko?

I love the concept of the video, but the song, and faces on BOTH groups make it intolerable. And whoever is screeching "WOO AH" in the background ALL over the song needs her mic privileges revoked!That shit sounds awful!

I feel sorry for this generation because their music suuuuuuuuuuuuucks. When they get older and start reminiscing about music they will have Pretty Ricky, Soulja Boy, V.I.C., and Hurricane Chris *shudders*. Not one of them is worth remembering.

In the words of Martin, " I ain't gon' be able ta do it!"

Free at last, Free at last

Posted In: Omarion , Upgrade . By A. Red

Omarion was dropped from Columbia Records not too long ago, but he has signed with Timbaland's record label Mosley Music Group/Interscope Records. Timberland will produce majority of his album.

"I am really excited about the project. Timbaland is like family to me, so it's always great to work with family and I think this is going to be my best album yet. I'm happy to call Mosley Music Group my new home." (source)

Omarion does have talent and his collaboration with Timbaland on "Ice Box" was sick. I think he and Timberland work well together. However, how many talented people have we seen Timb produce one album for and then they're never seen again?

I wonder if Omarion is going to finally step away from the "loving" arms of Chris Strokes and finally handle is own affairs. Chris might not want to unhand him though.

*I HAD to use this pic again LMAO*

The Game Enters Young Buck and 50 Beef

Posted In: Beef , Disrespectful , The Game , Young Buck . By A. Red

Whoa! The Game came H.A.R.D. on this track. I thought he didn't have anymore beef with Girly Unit, but I guess he didn't like 50 going at Buck so bogus.

"I told Buck in 05/I could never stay loyal/to a homo snitch nigga/thats weaker than tin foil"

Damn Game, tell em' how you feel son!

But on the real, Buck pockets are hurting. A homey of mine in Nashville said he's having a rough time. If you're a part of my crew, and my pockets are straight, you'll never be hurting for nothing. 50 out of order.

This is about to get very interesting....

You're better off two stepping...

Posted In: A mess , keyshia cole , Video . By A. Red

Keyshia Cole...I really wanted to like this, I really did. "Heaven Sent" is my jam. It's one of my favorite songs from Keyshia. So when I wandered on That Grape Juice and saw a video for her performing it live on David Letterman I was geeked up.

And it turned out to be a hot mess. She looks great, but the performance was all over the place. I've seen better routines at a high school talent show. Her vocals are kinda choppy and the "there's a piece of me" roll is just wack. When he picked her up and twirled around I hit stop because I refuse to let this performance spoil my likings for the song.

Everyone was saying she needs to choreograph her routines instead of two stepping all the time, but I can say I would rather see her with her drink and two step from now on. Who choreographed the dance? Neffe?

I've heard it all

Posted In: Is she for real? , Lawsuit . By A. Red

This story wast too much not to post. A 52-year-old woman is suing Victoria Secrets over an eye injury.

Macrida Patterson *SEOD at name*, a traffic cop, is suing Victoria Secrets because a thong fastener snapped and popped her in they eye, and scratched her cornea. She was off work for two weeks and she wants Vicky Secrets to compensate her.

"I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret, and the metal popped into my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That’s what happened."

I will try to be nice about this. I know that had to hurt like hell, but this is what happens when you try to put on panties that's too small. She had to stretch the elastic past the point of no return for it to boomerang like that. This is fuckery at its best! She's too busy trying to look cute and sexy that she can barely talk.

"I've only worn it once or twice...I have a lot of underwear of Victoria Secret." *dies* Women, be serious, do you really know how many times you've worn a certain piece of underwear unless it's a lingerie set? SMH

LMAO @ offending thong! Meridith is a fool!

New Video: JC - Nobody Gotta Know ft. Gorilla Zoe

Posted In: Video , video hoes . By A. Red

I posted this song a while back. JC has finally dropped a video for this banger. I've been beating this in the ride for a few weeks now.

It is SOOOO many Z- list celebrities in here...

- The video chick is Serious from Flavor of Love and Charm School.Her acting skills are as bad as Soulja Boy rhymes. That was the worst "Get em' on" cd I've ever seen.

-Dorian from College Hill a.k.a. the bunk Real World.I am not about to play with him! Jesus be some shampoo to alleviate some of that Prostyle gel.

-Chingy fresh off his album going gold plated. Not sure how I feel about his mohawk...

-Jody Breeze; where is his cd? He drops a single here and there. I bet he's wishing he can go back to the Boys N Da Hood days. Jeezy and Gorilla Zoe have blown up, him not so much.

Are you feeling the song/video?

Do You Care? I Don't....

Posted In: Bitchassness , shut up , Where has all the real music gone , Your too old for this . By A. Red

Ice-T is beefing with Soulja Boy. He did some interview and said "Fuck Soulja boy. Soulja can eat a d*ck... He single-handedly killed hip hop."

Now Soulja boy has a video responding to Ice-T with his flunkies laughing like little girls behind him. Lame.

Both of these fool need a nice tall glass of STFU. I can't stomach neither one of them. They both destroyed hip-hop. Soulja Boy felt attacked so he lashed out, but I think he's about to open up a can he will wish he hadn't.

You know what, I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE STRENGTH TO TALK ABOUT THIS DUMB MESS. Fast forward the video below to 1:30 and let him speak for me. This is what I have to say to Soulja Boy and Ice- T:

FIERCE!

Posted In: Do want , Go head girl , Rihanna . By A. Red

Rihanna is a BAD BISH on the fashion tip. She may have some bad days but when her days are good, they are GOOD!

Do you see the shoes?! Who in the "Shaka Zulu" hell created these masterpieces? I am about to set up a paypal account right now. All of you RED REPORT readers need to deposit some change in there cause I need those. She looks so sexy , yet sophisticated dressed in all black. I can't tell if it's a dress or shorts, but I do know it's hot!

I love her hair. I've been surfing thru blogland and people aren't really feeling the new hairdo. What's wrong with them?

If only she singing game was on point like her fashion. Maybe I would be able to listen to more than 1 minute of her songs.

Don't Drink and Text

Posted In: clown , Personal blog , WTF? . By A. Red

Okay this is a personal blog people. But it is a very necessary public service announcement to make sure you DON'T DRINK AND TEXT!

It was about 12 a.m. this morning and I was prying myself off the computer; The Urban Blogger is addictive. Anyway, I left my phone in my bedroom. I go to prepare myself for bed and I notice my phone is lit up. I have 2 missed calls from a guy I use to talk too. I talk to to him every blue moon.

Before I could even wrap my mind around what he could possible want, RING, my phone goes off again. WTF? My first thought is he better be in somebodies hospital or experiencing a death in the family. I was told ain't nothing open past 12 but legs, and they damnnnnn sure weren't going to be mine. I pick up and The Fool is freaking plastered:

A. Red-"Hello"
The Fool-" Wha' Down"
A. Red- "Just got off the computer getting ready for bed."
The Fool- "Ahh. So what's been up with ya?"
A. Red- "Same ol, same ol."
The Fool-"So uh, I mean, you going to work in the morning?"
A. Red- " Yep. Why?"
The Fool- "I'm just sayin' you should come spend da night and go to work from here."
A. Red- "For what?! I'm good where I'm at"
The Fool-"I'm just sayin', I mean,: *long pause*
A. Red - "Dude what are you saying?"
The Fool- "I just wanted your company, but I'll let you go to sleep."
A. Red - "Thanks. Talk to ya when I talk to ya."

I hang up right....1 minute, 60 freaking seconds later I get this text

"Im just msn u. U need 2b n my bed. I got luv 4 ya."

Really?! He should have watched his set up! That last double shot of bravery and courage cocktail at the bar was not what he needed. It set his goofy arse up for failure. How lame and random? You don't wait til 12 a.m. to call someone you miss clown. I would have a little respect for a out of the closet jackass who would call and be like "Yeah let me hit." Either I'm on it or not. But don't call with that weak "The Mack" routine. GO TO SLEEP HOE!

So remember folks

Now back to our regularly scheduled program!

Uh, Uh, NOT HOT!

Posted In: Do Not Want , Ghetto , Not.On.Duty. , O.M.G. , Watch your setup , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

G.H.E.T.T.O.

I opened my email and just stared at these pics for awhile because they are so ridiculous. There is nothing cute about your toenails being weapons of mass destruction. Their toenails look like tiny machetes and any man that gets in bed with them is a brave soul.

They couldn't possibly wear anything but sandals. Maybe I'm missing something. What man or woman like toenails like these?

I guess there were no mirrors in the room

Posted In: Ashanti , Slap your stylist now . By A. Red

I'm not feeling this outfit Ashanti wore to the Cartier Charity Love Bracelet Launch . The dress looks like a pre-school snowflake project and those black pumps with the pom-poms on the top do absolutely nothing to help this outfit disaster.

Adding insult to injury is the humongous ocean wave on top of her head with the bun on the side. I'm disappointed in her because she had upgraded herself a little lately. So much for that now.

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Young Buck Responds to 50 taping his convo

Posted In: New music , Young Buck . By A. Red

The song is fire...but I'm tired of this story. I'll let y'all handle the light weight. FYI, Buck is saying this taped conversation is from a year ago.

Seen at MTV.com

Beverly Hills C*ck

Posted In: Bitchassness , Go Away , Her Again? , Ho shit , Is she for real? , Not.On.Duty. , WTF? . By A. Red

If I hear one more story about Mel B I will lose it. I promise. You are not the first single mother and you won't be the last! If you will make better decisions about who you lay with, maybe you wouldn't be in this position.

Mel B has a diss record in the works. Aimed at Eddie Murphy, this record will be called "Beverly Hills C*ck." How original. *insert sarcasm here*

She told Britain's New! magazine: "The working title on my new song is Beverly Hills Cock because that is what he is. He never bothers with his daughter. I mean, what kind of man is that?"(source)

My issue is this. If Eddie isn't seeing his daughter, he's wrong. However, keeping your business in the media is NOT going to make him change. IMO, Mel B is a prime example of woman who have a male friend with benefits, then catch feeling cause he laying the pipe right. You knew what the deal was beforehand. Sexing someone is not going to make him want to be with you, or make your f*ck buddy status turn into a beautiful, loving relationship because you're pregnant.

She's too grown for this crap.

Seen at Ms Virgo

He will NEVER live this down

Posted In: Do Not Want , Not.On.Duty. , WTF? . By A. Red

Glen Davis has gained a championship and lost all the respect I've EVER had for him. What in The Picture People hell was he thinking? That smirk and the way he giddily has his legs up and crossed is just too much.

I know the guy behind him was roasting the shit out of him. He probably snapped a camera phone pic of Glenda before the actual photographer could. This photo had to be all over the hood before the media caught a glimpse of it.

The photographer deserves an applause. I would have fell.out.on.the.floor if I was taking this photo. How could anyone remain professional after viewing such a sight? A bet you he will get the SEOD in the shower from now on. LOL

Guard your little boys!

Posted In: Do Not Want , foolisheness , Go Away , Media whore , WTF? . By A. Red

Chris Strokes has too much nerve. He reneged on a few interviews with Vibe magazine, but when he heard they were having a photo shoot with B2K, minus Omarion, he decided to contact them because he couldn't believe they were taking pictures without the "the most important member." *SEOD*

He thus arranged for Omarion and Marques to have phone interviews to continue holding his nut sack, swearing he never did any of the things he's accused of. Only after the aforementioned conversations did he get on the phone. Following, he gave a random story of his life like the readers gave a damn. WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU TOUCHED THE BOYS, NOT HOW YOU CAME UP IN THE WORLD NEGRO!

He continued with the story of his life and then finally got to the accusations. He said they were untrue and only a "cry for attention" etc.

But this is the part of the interview that blew my life. I think the only reason he sat down with Vibe was to promote his new venture to find more victims. He has a show, Chris Stoke: I Wanna Be A Star! He is looking for contenders via youtube and myspace.

"Despite the publicity he’s received in recent months, he has been inundated with audition videos from eager young performers vying for the chance to win the grand prize—a deal with T.U.G."

The above comment from VIBE.com made me SMMFH. Why would anyone want to work for/with him. Are people so desperate to get in the business? If I see another boy group formed by him I swear I will do a drive by on the parents myself!

source: VIBE.com