This time the paparazzi is going afte Chris Brown and Rihanna's money. Their suing them for getting the Suge Knight treatment by one of their bodyguards.

"Luis Santana just filed a $1 million lawsuit in Florida--claiming his $3,000 camera was stolen from him after being form-tackled outside Brown's 19th birthday party at the Vintage Ultra Lounge in St. Petersburg." (source)

The pics he SUPPOSEDLY took would have shown the lovebirds sucking face before their actual relationship was discovered by the public.

You all already know my issue with Rihanna. This girl ALWAYS looks pissed off when the paps follow her...like they weren't tipped off to where she was at. I refuse to believe the media stay on her like that. She used them to further her career and it worked. Now she's trying to bite the hand that fed her. SMH Don't get me wrong, I know cameras in your face can be annoying and I personally wouldn't be able ta do it, but it's something they gotta deal with.

Yet and still, a $3000 camera being the cause of a million dollar lawsuit is asinine. The judge should come out of his chamber and slap Santana with the lawsuit document for wasting his time.

This world is about to end soon and I have proof. People in the UK are basically trying to push for laws allowing TEACHERS to have sex with students over the age of 16. WTF?!

Teachers should NOT be prosecuted for having sex with pupils over 16, claim union bosses.The NASUWT says it is UNFAIR to treat teachers who have affairs with students who are over 16 as sex offenders, insisting all they are guilty of is an “error of professional judgement”.

In 2001 it became illegal for teachers to have any intimate or sexual affair with any pupil in their school under 18.

If found guilty of doing so, the teacher would face instant dismissal, be made to sign the sex offenders register and possibly face jail. But NASUWT general secretary Chris Keates told the Tonight show it’s wrong to criminalise these teachers.

She said: “This isn’t a person who is showing any tendencies for being a sex offender—this is a person who’s made a serious error of professional judgement.

“I don’t think they need to be criminalised by being put on a sex offenders register.” (source)

If I was a parent in the UK and this fuckery of a law was passed I would be homeschooling my child. There is no way in hell I'll send my child to "Ms. Jackson if you nasty" health class to learn about the human body via actual experience.

Some of the jackasses in the comments had the audacity to say "well you can't help who you fall in love with." Really? You're a sick freak if you're getting getting hot and bothered by someone who still has puberty pimples and a curfew. SMH This kind of thing WOULD NOT fly over here.

Lil' Kim and Foxy Brown are being sued by New York publisher Simon & Schuster Inc. for not delivering on their book deals, after they took the advance money. The publisher want their money back.

Foxy was paid $75,000 in 2005 to deliver an autobiography called Broken Silence by February 2006, while Lil’ Kim was paid $40,000 in 2003 for a novel due June 2004.

Somebody get Simon & Schuster Inc. on the line NOW and tell them I will write a book in a month for a advance check of $75,000! Both of them are trifling for spending the money and not writing the books. They might as well chalk that money up because Kim can't pay her car note and Foxy is shopping on Canal st. for Louis Vutton. They may not have the money to give back.

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J. Lo can't shake Diddy to save her life. She was served a subpoena last week to testify about the infamous shooting that left Shyne in jail. Natania Reuben, the victim who was shot in the face, is suing for $130 million .

Natania might as well start making her Christmas list because she's going to get a large sum of money. I wouldn't doubt if she gets half of what she's asking.

And Jennifer is somewhere cursing in every language known to man, while Mark Anthony is giving her the "well you f*cked him" look. " Puffy probably don't even care about the lawsuit, he's just happy he's going to be in the same room as J.Lo.; court or not.

Serves her right...she thought she could just hit it and quit it after he helped her make it. The jokes on you J. Lo or Jennifer Lopez as you now prefer.


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This story wast too much not to post. A 52-year-old woman is suing Victoria Secrets over an eye injury.

Macrida Patterson *SEOD at name*, a traffic cop, is suing Victoria Secrets because a thong fastener snapped and popped her in they eye, and scratched her cornea. She was off work for two weeks and she wants Vicky Secrets to compensate her.

"I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret, and the metal popped into my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That’s what happened."

I will try to be nice about this. I know that had to hurt like hell, but this is what happens when you try to put on panties that's too small. She had to stretch the elastic past the point of no return for it to boomerang like that. This is fuckery at its best! She's too busy trying to look cute and sexy that she can barely talk.

"I've only worn it once or twice...I have a lot of underwear of Victoria Secret." *dies* Women, be serious, do you really know how many times you've worn a certain piece of underwear unless it's a lingerie set? SMH

LMAO @ offending thong! Meridith is a fool!