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I've come to the conclusion that there is absolutely NOTHING she can do to look cute...or like a woman. She has on a Forever 21 prom dress, with Rainbow shops pumps, but she still looka like-a man. SMH This is really a tragic situation. It would help if she stopped giving the Waymon from "A Low Down Dirty Shame" face.



I need her enrolled in some college courses immediately because her time is definitely almost up.



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You've got to be a damn fool to get knocked up by someone with 8 kids, let alone 21! Are you freaking kidding me?! This fool is making a good $8 something an hour. He can't afford a car note, let alone 21 kids. Stuff like this SICKENS me. How does 21 kids "just happen." Dumb ass...

Get mad if you want, but I don't feel an OUNCE of pity for any of them except the first one. Even she should have learned his character but I'll give her a freebie. You won't catch A. Red out here getting pregnant by the popular peen. NOT.ON.DUTY.

WATCH YOUR SETUP LADIES!
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Do Better Twista!

Posted In: , , , . By A. Red


Lawd Hawmercyyyyyyy. I heard on the radio Twista is rumored to have knocked up known bustdown Pinky. Yeah, the porn star. If that's true he's truly about to be somebody's Daddy, and not the one he was crooning about.

"Come and kick it with the Twista, Black Caddy, Mack Daddy, with a HOE up in the backseat." He wasn't lying.

I can't wait to see this outcome. Playing with hoes Emotions may have just caught up with him.
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Well first the Popeyes catastrophe, now Oprah and KFC have started another fiasco to send us black folks back to slavery days. It seems a KFC in NY was smoking on that shat and decided to stop honoring the coupon even though grilled chicken was visible behind them.

According to Gothamist, "I went over to our nearest KFC (42nd Str. between Madison and Park) a few minutes ago...and chaos ensued. Despite the very visible grilled chicken behind the register, the manager told everyone with coupons to leave and that the promotion was over for the day. The people there are currently holding a sit-in and refusing to leave until they get their free chicken...or the cops are called. Racial epithets were being spewed, people who actually wanted to pay for chicken were facing a potential beatdown, and the manager ran from the screaming horde. Oprah, what have ye wrought?"



EPIC FAIL. l I KNEW it was coming. I'm tired of black folks being the butt of all the jokes. Giving away free damn chicken...if she was giving free books away I'm sure they'd still be wherever they were housed at. Oprah knows she cant' win for losing.

I was driving home Tuesday and it so much traffic on A MAIN STREET that I thought it was an accident. But the closer I got a saw there was a lane closure. When I went down a little further I saw the lane was closed because everybody and their mamma's were at KFC like they were giving out $500 in food stamps. I thought it was a club for a minute. I know it's a recession but most of y'all can afford that $4 meal. YES IT'S ONLY $4 REGULARLY! SMH

By the way, if you were one of thoe people who printed out 50-11 coupons, you may want to check your barcode. If it ends in 1234, you're not getting in. Thank you and goodnight.


Given the head's up at Fresh's crib.


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The Guessing Game

Posted In: , . By A. Red


Okay boys and girls...let's guess what Jay Z looks like. And I'm not just talking about his grape-nut "curls" that never quite....

He looks like a character from a movie but I can't remember. Can someone help me? Whoever guesses the right answer will get an all expense trip paid to your local Wendy's. HOLLAAAAAAAA!
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LMAO. She fell like she was on roller skates. Who know modeling was such a dangerous job. As big as her chest is I thought she'd tip over and bust her grill if anything. Dead @ her smiling and saying she's okay knowing good and well her back felt like she got hit with hot coals. Two thumbs up for professionalism.

But what the hell was she modeling? Clothes for Wal-mart? That get up was a NO.GO.
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*BLINKS 2X IN DISBELIEF*

This clown went to Fredericks and went NUTS on the clearance rack. When did they start accepting EBT?! Let me stop...Frederick's wouldn't dare. She went to Family Dollar, stocked up on some garbage bags and got creative. You gotta know how to cut corners during a recession and girlfriend let her creativity flow. Lawd this is a Rihanna inspired look GONE BAD. It doesn't help she don't have the body to be rocking some mess like that. Sweating bullets smelling like a honey baked ham. SITCHOAZZDOWN!

Not that airbrushed backdrop! These people are blowing my life. SMH I give it up to the cameraman though. They had to be extremely professional to not fall out in laughter while taking this picture. I would have messed around and broke my camera playing with her. Hell, I probably would have threw it at her.


Act like y'all wouldn't be shocked if Frederick's did indeed start accepting EBT. I've seen some clothing stores that already do....even Sonic jumped on the bandwagon.


You can thank Jay Curtis for this photo fuckery. *DIES*
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This shat is getting ridiculous! For all of you moving to Atlanta like its the place to be, please believe it's filled with fag hags GALORE. I mean these mugs are spreading like wildflower. He's killing me softly with this Romeo and Juliet, meets the 70's inspired jumpsuit. The horse nipples being showcased through that chiffon is a NO.GO. Paired with the Mr. T chains made it a travesty all together. The bad part is I've seen his tail splattered all over the internet for awhile. Thinking this mess is cute.

Don't even get me started on Pee Wee Herman in the back with the flapper pearls and Aaliyah wrap. Talking about these pictures were taken at a fashion show. This was a CIRCUS!

Our men, our men! SMH

Seen at Bossip
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MAD, MAD, MAD at Keyshia Cole on the cover giving the infamous ghetto, hood booty pose. All she's missing is a lollipop stuck in her ponytail, some jeans with rubber bands at the bottom, and "R.I.P. Killa" airbrushed on her shirt. SMH Her makeup is flawless though.

Am I the only one who could give two shits about King flopping? I never even flipped through one. Meh....

Oh... Joe Budden's biznitegirlfriend is also featured on this last issue. That was just too much nekkid ass for me to be posting this early in the morning. You can skip to another blog to view her.
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Can someone please name this creature? It looks like half man, half kangaroo. I've seen him around the blogosphere and apparently his name is Dwight. Moreover, he kicks it with the Atlanta Housewives. That information is neither here or there. I'm more concerned with why he has on half of "Sally The Camel" costume.


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The summer is right around the corner and it's time to hit the gym FULL FORCE! Ladies you know you wanna wear those cute dresses and heels. Men you now you wanna show off in your wife beaters and shorts. I know how hard it is to get in the gym and stay dedicated. TRUST ME. So I wanted to give you a little motivation to make sure you get there and stay there.

Here you go:




This was my reaction when this text came thru...


...I sent The Color of Purple curse to my girl M'Tia who send me this; "until you do right by me everything you even think about gon' fail!"

Was this the origin of the stanky leg? And why does she have on ONE sock? Why does she have about 6 butts? Too many questions, not enough time. I can't take it!

I'll see y'all in the gym!
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Well it looks like Steve Harvey's ORANGE ass been stealing. His book Act Like A Lady Think Like A Man was ganked from Chicago author Sharon P. Carson. Sharon's the original author of Act Like A Lady-Think Like A Man, was published in 2003 and basically contained the same theme and title. SMH



CHICAGO, IL – Sharon P. Carson the author of the original title; Act Like A Lady –Think Like A Man, watched the February 27th episode of the Ophra show on which Steve Harvey was promoting his book of the same title. She was hoping that Steve would reveal to Oprah where he got the title and the theme for the book. It just seemed odd to her that his book had the same title and theme as her book that was copyrighted in 2003

Steve wrote in his book that his hope was to “empower you with a wide-open look into the minds of men”. Sharon P. Carson wrote in her book in 2003 that women need to gain some insight into how men think in terms of relationships. Sharon also noted that in chapter 8 of Steve Harvey’s book titled “Why Men Cheat” he came to the same conclusion that she did in chapter 37 of her book, titled “Why would a man cheat”; “because they can”. Continue the story here.

This is a mess. I'm tired of celebrities STEALING work from artist and getting all the recognition for it. I was already a little perturbed at all these women storming the stores for this book like Steve Harvey book is the bible. I'm not taking advice from anyone who haven't been married for a gang of years. Who the f*ck are you to tell me about longevity in relationships when you haven't experienced it? He's a comedian...stick to your lane. Since when did he become a expert on women. Please. Until he births a baby and changes a tampon I don't wanna hear SHAT from him.

More importantly, I need for Oprah's team to step their research game up. Oprah show is become renown for having guestS who steals books and past them off as their own work. SHAMELESS! I can't wait to get to the bottom of this!

Developing....
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My co-worker sent me this picture on Friday. I didn't have time to post it because I was too busy trying to find land because I was engulfed in bunk ass waves. We all know he didn't "brush" these joints in. That ain't nathan but a silk scarf, hard brush, and Jam gel. The fugg he think he's fooling?! He could have at least gelled those nappy kitchens down. Channeling Rihanna with those rolled up balls. Somebody needs to inform him that mess is NOT cute in any shape or fashion.
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The above picture was taken of a storefront display at Barnes and Noble in Gable, Florida, at the Miracle Mile Mall. What imbecile ASSumed it was okay to put Obama and Michelle books up alongside a book about monkey's? Then as soon as somebody channels their inner Spike Lee and throw a garbage can threw the window their wrong!

I swear people make me sick with their ignorance. But a the end of the day HE IS PRESIDENT and all their bitching and racist remarks don't mean SHAT. If it makes them feel better, so be it. They better watch their setup because they may make the wrong comment in front of the right person and it'll be all they wrote. I'll take Emergency Room visit for $500 Alex!
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I.CAN'T.DEAL.WITH.THIS. Frankie is a hot mess. The belligerent rantings were one thing, but when she started dancing to "Poison" (2:00) I was DEAD and GONE. She knows she's too old that mess. I guarantee she felt that "back bend" the next day. Bedroom smelling like Jack Daniels and Ben-Gay.

I hate to say it, but Frankie is a chocolate Amy Winehouse. You damn right she's a MAN DOWN, COLD 10 SITUATION! HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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All the people who answered YES to the question this little chocolate Oompa Loompa proposed, please form a line to the right. When you're done, get in the line to left to receive a Tetanus Shot.

Christ Almighty! What the hyell was she thinking when she put on this broccoli inspired get up? I'm pretty sure she was giving head in the Hummer, Cavaliar, and Yugo by the looks of her neck. It sweated out the entire top of her shirt!

Dead and Gone @ those 3rd grade ass sandals! LMFAO You know your mom made you put those on with your sundresses. Don't even get me started on the Barbie inspired blonde hair. My spirit just can't take it this morning!

GET.HER!
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Someone sent Christina Millian CLEAN OFF and told her going blonde would help save her career. She looks like a reject from the 80's with the hair, lipstick and jacket. I'm not even going to start with the circus "fun mirror" glasses. This was SUCH a bad move its not even funny. As if she wasn't a joke enough....

The Dream peen has the ability to turn a woman into a complete hot mess. You all remember how Nivea looked after being married to him. SMH Christina better watch her setup.
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Two policemen beat the breaks off of a 15 year old girl because she called them "fat pigs" and kicked off her shoe at them. I mean they literally went in on that child. There is NO excuse for two grown ass men to do all that to restrain someone who was not even fighting back.

I swear we need protection from policeman these days. Who governs their actions when they're wrong? Internal investigation my butt...that basically means they're gonna get a slap on the wrist.

To add insult to injury, they didn't even take her to the hospital after she complained off not being able to catch her breathe. Damn shame!
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A Florida women was accused of continously breaking into a vacant house....to wash and dry her clothes. *dies*

Mary Angela Southwick, 49, was arrested Friday on burglary charge burglary charge after she was caught inside a vacant rental home, the report said.

Bradenton police received a complaint about someone breaking into the vacant home, and responding officers found wet clothes in the washer and dryer. Southwick, police said, was found hiding in a closet in the home.

Officers contacted the home's owner, who lives out of state, and she requested police press charges against Southwick and asked that she be required to reimburse the costs of water and electricity. (Source)

Wow...times are THIS hard? I know she had some penny banks around her crib somewhere. She could have busted one open and went to the nearest laundromat. I would have fell out to see her grown ass hiding in the closet like a kid who stole some cookies. She too old for that mess! Now her bond cost more then it would have took to wash the clothes. Dummy....
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