So....um....yeah.....okay. D. Woods celebrated dropping her mixtape by doing hoodrat stuff with her friends. I think the theme of the party was "HAMMER TIME" because she clearly looks like one of M.C. Hammer's back-up dancers. The entire outfit came off of Wet Seals clearance rack and I feel really bad for her. The recession is hitting a bish HARD. Diddy know he could throw her a few bucks! Hell even Dawn was able to keep her Herve Lever bandage dresses. SMH

I do hope her mixtape is successful though. After all the work she put in at this party...SHE DESERVES IT!

Thanks to Freddy O for these GEMS.

Call my crazy, but I am 99.9999% sure, just like Eddie's and Mel B's paternity test, that this is not the CHANGE Obama was talking about! These girls look like they are in high school! With a few of the itty bitty titty committee in full affect...NO HOMO. I just can't, won't and shouldn't have to deal with this!!

For every step forward dumb people take us ten back. SMMFH

Whoever made the cartoon below knows EXACTLY what their talking about.




THANKS DURTY MO

What? I oughta bust her in the head with my laptop. All of that for Plies? Plies? She said she spent $600 to see Plies (who was nowhere near the main headliner). She also said...(and yes, I caught this)...that she just moved to the "apartment" but she still got to get the rest of her stuff from her "house." Downgrade? Or did we use mortgage payments to see Plies (once again...who was nowhere near the main headliner). Seriously...Plies was probably so close to the front of the show, that he was probably doing soundcheck.

She said she got God and Plies. Odd couple, but hey. I can "somewhat" work with it if she said she jumped for both, but Plies only? All of this for Plies? Did I miss something? Why Plies?

No Homo, but I can see if dis nicca was Denzel or Will Smith, but Plies? GTFO!

BREAKING NEWS: I just caught wind that she actually WON! (atleast she claims that she won) Go f*ckin figure. I wish I could gather some Pharisees and Saducees up so we can all stone her stupid azz for setting us black people back 250 years. Plies ain't jumping in no lake, puddle, tub, shower, etc. for you, but yo dumb azz did what? SMDH. *sigh* Obama better win, that's all I'm saying.

UPDATE: Someone in a forum made up a great point for this epic foolery:

"You'll jump off the bridge for a nigga that calls you a bitch and hoe in damn near every song he makes, but I bet you wouldn't jump off a bridge for a good man that really gives a f*ck about you."

Amen!

Update #2: :"Busted Baby" must have tracked her video down to us. The video is now set to private and you have to become her friend to view it. She's not that important for us to go through all of that. Trust, you guys aren't missing anything. Justin Time write up will save you the trouble.

~A. Red

Shaq put Kobe on blast in a freestyle in NYC. The rap was pretty funny because he joked about Kobe losing the championship saying, "Kobe you couldn't do without me."But he went to far with the "Tell me how my ass taste" and claiming Kobe is the reason he got divorced.

I'm a little concerned that one man is asking another man how his ass taste. In no shape or form is this okay.And stop trying to blame Kobe for messing up your marriage, below is what messed up your marriage!


This is the bs that kill me. He jacked up his relationship with Shaunie for a transvestite who looks like the manly version of her. Men kill me when they have a dime piece at home cooking, cleaning, taking care of the kids, but up in the street kicking up carpet with these mud duck ass, threw face hoes. *End of rant*

Video source: Myspace Videos
Photo source: AHotMessBlog

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon won't be having another wedding after all. The Lowered Expectations couple won't be able to afford the wedding because the paparazzi and magazines said NOT.ON.DUTY. No one agreed to pay for the idiocy.

I know Mariah is pissed because she still had to pay for the pure white horses she crazy glued the horns on. You know she likes to do everything over the top.

An insider told In Touch Weekly, "The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah’s style. The lady loves a spectacle. Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested.”

I need to know exactly why can't her or Nick afford the second wedding. They're both rich! They wouldn't be having this problem if she would stop paying her lip gloss applier, the paparazzi to follow her, and buying PNB Nation in bulk to support Nick.

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