This story wast too much not to post. A 52-year-old woman is suing Victoria Secrets over an eye injury.

Macrida Patterson *SEOD at name*, a traffic cop, is suing Victoria Secrets because a thong fastener snapped and popped her in they eye, and scratched her cornea. She was off work for two weeks and she wants Vicky Secrets to compensate her.

"I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret, and the metal popped into my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That’s what happened."

I will try to be nice about this. I know that had to hurt like hell, but this is what happens when you try to put on panties that's too small. She had to stretch the elastic past the point of no return for it to boomerang like that. This is fuckery at its best! She's too busy trying to look cute and sexy that she can barely talk.

"I've only worn it once or twice...I have a lot of underwear of Victoria Secret." *dies* Women, be serious, do you really know how many times you've worn a certain piece of underwear unless it's a lingerie set? SMH

LMAO @ offending thong! Meridith is a fool!