Mike Vick, once the highest paid NFL player, was released early this morning from his Virginia based prison. He'll be on home confinement until July 20th. However, he'll be able to leave his home to work his $10 an hour construction job.

Jon knows he needs to stop playing. I saw this magazine in the store and almost fainted. While Kate is at home taking care of 8 heathens he's out frolicking around town kicking up carpet with biznites...without his wedding ring on. SEOD

For all of you who aren't familiar with SUPER SPERM let me introduce you. Jon has twin girls, Madelyn and Cara, 8, and 5-year-old sextuplets, Aaden, Joel, Collin, Hannah, Leah and Alexis. His wife, Kate, is usually seen as a raving lunatic, but now I see why. Dealing with 8 small kids and a husband with a wandering d*ck have got to be hard.

According to a fellow party goer, Jon was caught yelling , “Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!” to his mystery "friend." *Insert Biz Markie singing his song here* When he seen the paparazzi on their tails he told her to hop in the car and they skidded off like Gucci Mane at a random drug test.

Following, ol' Jon Jon released this statement, "“I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car. Yes, I have female friends - but that is all she is. I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV.”

DEAD. I guess everyone would be a little more eager to believe him if it wasn't the first time he was caught up in some mess like this. Not too long ago he was chasing college tail and he denied that too. You can't play Super Dad during the day and then hoe hop at night. I'm just saying....

Nadya Suleman, the broke ass Octomom, was offered 1 million big ones to star in a few pornos. They even added free medical and dental insurance for her tribe, TMZ reports.

Um...I didn't know stretch marks and walls the width of a interstate were requirements for porn. Regardless, she better channel her inner Superhead and her make co-star holla for a dolla. Her mom is already over $20,000 past due on the mortgage so her and those 14 kids will be homeless soon. She may as well do it and get it over with...it's not like she'll feel anything anyway.

TV advert chimp Travis was popped off after mauling a visitor in his owners home in Connecticut. SMH

Travis attacked 55-year-old Charla Nash as Sandra Herold frantically stabbed her beloved pet with a butcher knife and pounded him with a shovel. Nash was in critical condition Tuesday with "life-changing, if not life-threatening," injuries to her face and hands, Mayor Dannel Malloy said.

Police said that Travis was agitated earlier Monday and that Herold had given him the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in some tea. Police said the drug had not been prescribed for the 14-year-old chimp. "Xanax could have made him worse," if human studies are any indication, Coccaro said. (SOURCE)


Um...why would anyone want a pet chimp anyway? I don't care if he could cook a full course meal and clean the entire house, it's still a WILD ANIMAL. He's supposed to be in a zoo or something. Furthermore...he was on XANAX. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! This lady was housing a depressed, anxiety having, panicky WILD ANIMAL. SMH Friend or no friend, I'd sue the hell out of the owner.

Now that I think of it...maybe this isn't the first time this happened. I think Bubbles got a hold of Michael Jackson's nose!

This is one crazy story hurr. Richard Batista, a Surgeon, is requesting his kidney back from his cheating soon to be ex-wife of 15 years. He wants the kidney or $1.5 million . He thinks either or will compensate for the pain he's experiencing.

"We were in a million-dollar home, I was a full-time surgeon, full-time father and a dedicated husband. And I saved her life, and there's nothing bad about what I did, I'd do it again. But the pain is unbearable," the doctor said. (source)

Man, talk about getting treated. He is basically making her pay for saving her life and ruining his. Talk about vindicative. I understand being hurt and wanting to get people back, but this is crazy. He'll be better off saying he'll agree to the divorce if he doesn't have to pay alimony.

Dis bish said "I don't even like twinkies."


What in the hell is she trying to do to us? Who in the hell thinks of that? I know Richard Simmons fell into Billy Blanks hand when he saw that.

You know times are hard when people are out here spending thousands of dollars to MAKE the perfect spouse. This story is too unbelievable.

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he’s spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.”She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast,” Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail. Not only that, but Aiko speaks — in both English and, for some reason, Japanese. (Le Trung has a Vietnamese name.) She can also read.


“Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty,” Le Trung tells the Sun of London. “Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.” “Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her,” he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she “has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there.” (Source)

FTFO. I bet Le Trung was still a virgin before he invented this thing. He could afford a $20,000 screwable mannequin but he was still living with his parents in Canada. Talk about going out the world ass backwards. The second picture KILT me. They way he got the robot propped up in her "sexy pose" is all types of wrong.

"Wonderful Disposition?" *Blank stare* Does that mean she doesn't tell him he's a lame ass freakazoid like most women would inform him?

Someone explain this blue contraption and why Lil Kim even took her a picture with that atrocity! Please tell me this was taking at a strip club. That would be THE ONLY explanation for this. I'm done...I seriously QUIT.THIS.BISH. *unplugs computer from the wall*

Am I the only one peeping this sudden infatuation with skrippers? I mean every time I turn on the radio, cut on a cd, or try to watch a video I'm getting bombarded with this image. I don't understand the huge obsession. I'm not knocking folks for how they get down. To each it's own; however, why aren't they uplifting and praising women doing things positive. You don't hear songs about them falling in love with Teachers, Lawyers, or Administrative assistants. All you hear is how bad a bish is because she can twirl around a pole.

Think I'm tripping? Check it out below


T-Pain- Long Lap Dance



"Two for one tonight?" SEOD



Big Kuntry King-Da Baddest



"She a monster on that pole, slowly sliding down, she can easily steal your soul, bouncin' that ass all around." Really? Is that all it takes to steal someone's soul? I would think they're asses would be a little more careful then.
Plies-Dat Bitch *shoots daggers with my eyes*


"Ion want that hoe, I want dat bitch." Plies lost some points for this mess. I try to roll with him but he pushes my a patience. I can't imagine how a stripper can juke to this song being called either a "hoe" or a "bitch." There is not enough dollars being throw to tolerate such disrespect.

Akon-Smack That



I refuse to quote ANYTHING from this ridiculous song. Aside from the hook being a complete joke, the song in itself was a waste. Eminem should be ashamed of himself for jumping on such a waste of space. Cool points were deducted from him for this song alone.

Have anyone else noticed this trend?

This is one of the dumbest criminals in America.

"The caper began near Reading when a man, wearing a paper plate over his face, emerged out of the frost-filled darkness around 3:15 a.m. to stand at the front door of the Pricestone Sunoco, 3123 Pricetown Road, Alsace Township in Berks County. When the man approached the counter, the suspicious clerk informed him that he had to remove his paper mask before she could serve him.

"The actor mumbled and placed a note on the counter which told her to give him money and act normal," police said.

The courageous clerk hit the silent alarm instead and told Plate Face the police were on their way. Plate Face turned tail and ran out the door toward Oley Road, police said." (source)

*Thinks REAL hard*

Maybe he's an environmentalist and didn't want to use a regular mask because it's harmful to the environment. Either or, he's an idiot. If being dumb as hell was a crime this fool would be serving a life sentence.

...is this what eating on McDonald's Dollar Menu does to you?! Ronald McDonald got some explaining to do dammit! Forget putting how many calories you're eating on the wrapper, put this pic there instead and I bet folks will think twice about what they're ordering.

I can't even comment on this. I can honestly say I've seen and heard it all. Tell me this was a joke somebody!

*Pre-orders hearse* Can some call Bishop Don Juan and have him preach my funeral? I'd also like Jennifer Hudson, Beyonce, Fantasia, and Christina Aguilera to have a scream fest sing.

I saw this at C&D and COULD NOT resist. WTF?! I guess she's trying to be patriotic and show her support for the veterans, but this is taking it too far. Help me comprehend why she have a toilet seat around her head. Is it because she lets any booty sit on her face?

FTFO@ at the ol' skool corner store candy jar on the table.

Steve Lipski, New Jersey councilman, was arrested for peeing off a balcony into a crowd. He blamed this outrageous incident on alcohol. *SEOD*

In a prepared statement delivered at a council caucus meeting Monday night, Lipski apologized for his conduct and said he had attended two AA meetings since returning to New Jersey.

He declined to discuss specifics of what happened, saying it was still under investigation.

Lipski has been charged with simple assault for the incident at the 9:30 Nightclub on Friday night during a concert by a Grateful Dead tribute band. (source)

Somebody from that crowd should have came upstairs and threw his nasty arse off that very same balcony. What kind of alcohol was he drinking to make him think peeing on people is okay? Let's see if he'll get a slap on his wrist.

And another SEOD if this nasty summabish thinks attending TWO AA meeting will fix him or what he's done.

A
14-year-old boy almost got himself popped clean off after running away and hiding out in a recycling bin. SMDH

"Police in Milwaukee say a teenage boy has survived after being accidentally dumped into the back of a recycling truck and compacted.Police say the 14-year-old ran away from a boot camp-style school for teens Monday and hid in a recycling bin filled with cardboard.

The bin was picked up by a waste management truck and dumped into the vehicle's rear compactor. A waste management spokeswoman says the truck continued on its collection route, compacting cardboard several times.

The boy wasn't discovered until the truck dumped its load at a recycling processing center. He was semiconscious and was taken to a hospital, but police say his injuries aren't life-threatening." (Source)

I swear these stories are getting dumber and dumber as the year progress. Did he fall asleep or did he jump in there as the waste management truck was making its rounds in the neighborhood? Either or I know he SUCKED at playing IT growing up. He was probably the clown who hid somewhere for hours not knowing kids have moved on to another game.

*Effigies of Barack Obama were hung on the University of Kentucky campus and outside a home in Indiana this week after authorities said an effigy of Sarah Palin in California was offensive, but not a hate crime, reports the Associated Press.

A life-sized likeness of Obama was found hanging from a tree with a noose around its neck Wednesday at the University of Kentucky. University President Lee Todd said he planned to apologize to the Obama family on behalf of the school and that he is "personally offended and deeply embarrassed by this disgusting episode."

Source

Okay what in the hell is on the mind of college students these days?? It's not funny for either side to do this, but this is just re-damn-diculous.. how can you be so naive and gullible and just plain offensive? I'm somebodies mama and I'm on that kick of I don't give a damn who did it first - both ya'll asses are in trouble. What say you blog fam?