Mike Vick, once the highest paid NFL player, was released early this morning from his Virginia based prison. He'll be on home confinement until July 20th. However, he'll be able to leave his home to work his $10 an hour construction job.

I swear stupid, spineless people shouldn't be able to breed kids. I saw this story on MSNBC this morning and almost ripped this keyboard from my computer.

BEDFORD, Ohio - An Ohio man who argued with his grown son over a messy bedroom says he overreacted when he called 911.

Andrew Mizsak called authorities Thursday after his 28-year-old son — who's a school board member in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford — threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him when told to clean his room.

The son, also named Andrew, lives in a room in his parents' basement.

Why is a 28-year-old man still living his parents ANYWAY?! People are out here raising punks. The father should have been arrested for being stupid. You don't call 911 because he didn't clean his room. You call 911 because you knocked his ass clean out because he didn't listen to what you said!

...for shopping on Canal St. to get his clothes and accessories for the XXL photo shoot. The Biggest Boss we've seen thus far have been completely TREATED by Louis Vuitton for wearing knockoff shades on the cover. How embarrassing! bwahahahahaha

Dimewars posted the letter Louis Vuitton personnel sent out.

"Dear Editor:

We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.

The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal.

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.

Sincerely,

Michael D. Pantalony, Esq.
Louis Vuitton Malletier"

DEAD and GONE! I bet Foxy gave him those as a thank you gift for letting her get a cameo on his album. I GUARANTEE IT! LMFAO She stay rocking that bootleg shat.


Rick Ross did not WATCH HIS SETUP! Now 50 Simp is about to have a field day with this one. SMDH

I saw this coming a mile away. I was minding my business, drinking a daiquiri on Friday evening when this commercial came on television and sent me into hysterics. YOU WILL NOT GIVE OUT RAIN CHECKS ON FREE COUPONS SIR!!! KFC know their full is ish. Did they NOT think this was going to happen? Seriously. You don't have Oprah shout some mess out like that...you ask Tyra to do it so only 100 people will know about it. And half of those will me models who don't eat any damn way. SMH

As if the commercial wasn't enough, they put a advertisement in the Sunday paper as well. There was a rain check in the paper, but the catch is you get the free 2pc meal after you purchase a 2pc meal and a 32 oz drink. People are about to bumrush KFC customer service hotline talking mad crap.

KFC should have watched their setup. That's like going around crackheads hollering "free rocks and blows" and not getting bumrushed. However, seems like they're enjoying the marketing off of this one though.

I saw this story on the news yesterday and I almost lost it. I guess news was pretty scarce. SMH Check it out....

Gerardo Arellano and his wife, Maribel Fernandez, both 32, were arrested after police officers found him with the camera balanced on his leg during a showing in South Barrington of the new Miley Cyrus movie, the weekend's top money maker, officials said. Arellano was charged with trying to make an illegal copy of the film, authorities said.

A search of the couple's home turned up 44,000 CDs and DVDs containing pirated movies, as well as DVD duplicating equipment, Assistant State's Atty. Adam Klugman said at a bail hearing in the Rolling Meadows branch of Cook County Circuit Court. "Apparently, he wasn't taping this for his own personal use," Klugman said.

He denied that he was involved in a scheme to sell pirated movies and said the CDs and DVDs found in his home were his mother's. "My mother saved all of the DVDs, CDs and videos," Arellano said in an interview outside his home. "She saves those." Continue reading here.

Dead @ him being arrested for bootlegging freaking dvd's. Even deader @ him blaming it on his ma dukes! *howling* This is a perfect example of why snitches get stitches!

But for real, I can't believe this mess even made the news. Yeah, yeah, it's illegal to bootleg movies, but it's also illegal to sell drugs and rape women/kids. While they were hounding them down for Miley Cyrus harlot ass they should have been on Madison arresting prostitutes for hoe hopping! This arrest was a waste of my tax dollars!

All the barbershops and beauty salons better watch their setup because you know they're about to start getting raided. Act like that's not the number one spot to come up on a bootleg dvd or cd.

T-Boz sat down with Blackvoices.com and let it ride about girl groups in general. I can dig her perspective because she was actual in one and she's speaking from experience. She kept it 100 and told how she REALLY felt. Especially on the Kelly and Matthew Knowles foolishness. Read below for what she had to say.

When you hear stories about what's going on with Destiny's Child and Kelly Rowland having to fire Matthew Knowles to finally get attention, what are your thoughts?

They get mad when I say this, but I don't give a damn. It was all about Beyonce anyway. She was my favorite, too, but come on. Her parents are over everything. Who do you think they were going for? It's always Beyonce. It was supposed to be exactly the way it is now, Bey is on top. I love Beyonce, and I am a fan of hers. She was my favorite in the group even before they were Destiny's Child and they were the Baby Dolls. She was so cute and pretty. I like all of them, and I wish Kelly the best. When you're in a girl group, you have differences, and you have to learn how to respectfully agree to disagree. There are a lot of things that happen behind the scenes that people don't know about. Some girl groups have girls trying to steal other girls' boyfriends and that's the ultimate no-no. You have situations like the Kelly thing and Beyonce's parents. You can say that I'm out for everybody, but if Lisa was to bring somebody in that's her boyfriend, then I'm gonna feel like you got Lisa's back more than mine, and that's gonna be a no-no. I just think that brings a conflict of interest in the beginning. That would have been a hard group for me to be in, because I would have been like your mommy and daddy are running things and they're gonna have you at heart the most. That's just how I feel. (Source)

And there it is. T-Boz spoke the truth. The Knowles may not have purposely been trying to play the girls, but they did. As a parent your children will always be your priority. The other girls parents were slipping and tripping letting Matthew oversee their children's careers like that anyway. They needed a NEUTRAL person to be the manager.

Regardless, Beyonce was going to be a star. She always had that "it" quality about herself. However, it didn't have to come at the other girls expense. They grew up together and were like sisters. Whether it was by family blood, or the blood, sweat, tears, and CHILDHOOD they put into that group, Matthew should have looked out for the rest of them like he did his own child.

IMO, Writings On The Wall is their best cd to date. I missed Latoya and Latavia when they got booted out the group. They added flavor Michelle just couldn't bring. Poor Kelly held on only to get treated years down the line. SMH

And I PROMISE YOU Solange will have something to say to T-Boz by weeks end.

I swear marriage is not what it used to be. Check out the story below.

Police in Connecticut say a woman attempting to reconcile with her husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms.

Police say 37-year-old Helen Sun told them she wanted to have a conversation with husband Robert Drawbough without him leaving. Police say she changed the locks on their bedroom and handcuffed herself to Drawbough while he was sleeping Monday.

Drawbough used a cell phone to call police. Officers heard his screams when they arrived at the couple's Fairfield home. He was treated at a local hospital. Police charged Sun with third-degree assault, disorderly conduct, reckless endangerment and unlawful restraint. (Source)

Vanessa Bryant is that YOU?! LMFAO Sorry, but she's the first person I thought of when I read that mess. I bet he'll sit and listen the next time he's asked. SMH Jesus be a mental exam before the nuptials.

Queen Pen was about to take Rocsi fake accent having arse out the game. The rumor mill is reporting she tried to fold Rocsi up like a lawn chair the other night.

"There was an incident at the party for Larry Hughes, which Vince Carter hosted, where basically; Queen threw a drink at Rocsi and they were arguing, security and even Vince were trying to break it up. Luckily, it did not escalate. There have already been words exchanged and “beef” between them in the past." (Source)

Some are saying the beef stem from Rocsi bobbing and weaving on Lisa Raye's ex-husband. I'm not sure why that would be Queen Pen's bidness though. I don't care if her and Lisa are friends. That's childish.

Wait....who am I kidding? Let me stop stuntin' and frontin'. It don't matter if Pen wanted to fight her over the last Shamrock shake at McDonald's, as long as she mollywhop her and keep her out of my view for a few days I'm good. Real talk, Rocsi is known to talk a lot of mess, so I wouldn't put it past her if she bumped her gums about Pen and it got back to her. Trick better be more careful and watch her setup!

Regardless, both of them are irrelevant. They basically cancel each other out. That's like T-Baby and Lil' Mama having beef.

SMMFH. He deserved to bust his ass with all that jumping and bumping around. He tried to play it off by running but the machine treated his life. I was literally ROFL when his shoes flew off.

Matter of fact, I'm more concerned with them not having a chair at this desk. Why is he on HIS KNEES using the computer?! *DEAD* Hood Booty at it's finest.

Amy Winehouse have been officially charged with assault. For those of you that don't follow the "Crackhead Chronicles," Amy punched a fan in the grill at a charity ball last year. Consequently, this will be the first time she's ever been charged for her antic. ABOUT TIME!!!

"Amy Winehouse has been charged with common assault after allegedly punching… dancer Sherene Flash, who had asked if she could take a photograph of her.This is believed to be the first time Winehouse, 25, has been charged with an offense.She has been arrested and investigated after incidents including drugs and assault claims, but police have dropped the cases." (Source)

Sherene is a damn fool because I wish I WOULD let a bag of bones fire off me and let it ride. Amy wouldn't have been spiting out rotten teeth playing with me. But you already know it's not fazing Amy. She's somewhere getting her drug dazed shimmy on....

....and that's a shame. Her camp need to put a stop to this foolishness.

Someone sent Christina Millian CLEAN OFF and told her going blonde would help save her career. She looks like a reject from the 80's with the hair, lipstick and jacket. I'm not even going to start with the circus "fun mirror" glasses. This was SUCH a bad move its not even funny. As if she wasn't a joke enough....

The Dream peen has the ability to turn a woman into a complete hot mess. You all remember how Nivea looked after being married to him. SMH Christina better watch her setup.

A Florida women was accused of continously breaking into a vacant house....to wash and dry her clothes. *dies*

Mary Angela Southwick, 49, was arrested Friday on burglary charge burglary charge after she was caught inside a vacant rental home, the report said.

Bradenton police received a complaint about someone breaking into the vacant home, and responding officers found wet clothes in the washer and dryer. Southwick, police said, was found hiding in a closet in the home.

Officers contacted the home's owner, who lives out of state, and she requested police press charges against Southwick and asked that she be required to reimburse the costs of water and electricity. (Source)

Wow...times are THIS hard? I know she had some penny banks around her crib somewhere. She could have busted one open and went to the nearest laundromat. I would have fell out to see her grown ass hiding in the closet like a kid who stole some cookies. She too old for that mess! Now her bond cost more then it would have took to wash the clothes. Dummy....

Lil Wayne have wanted Nivea since the beginning of time and it looks like he won his girl. This picture was taken of them last night at the Grammy's.

He made the below video in Feb 2008 where he blushes while shouting her out.....

Dawn, of the former group Danity Kane, sat down with MTV and confirmed the rumors that the group is totally disbanded. We were all aware Aubrey and D. Woods got he boot, but what we didn't know is that Shannon left as well.

“As of right now, [Danity Kane doesn't exist],” Dawn Richard told MTV News on Wednesday (January 28). “It’s devastating……for me.” “You’ll see me and Drea [Aundrea Fimbres] try and pick up the pieces on our own [on this season's show] — pieces that we didn’t even make,” she continued. “We didn’t even break it and we’re trying to sweep it up ourselves. Puff invited all the girls to come back on this season and they chose not to. Only two of us showed up. That’s fine if that’s the choice. (Source)

A mess. Dawn will have a successful solo career but I don't know about any of the other girls. I really wanted to see this group succeed so this is unfortunate. I would say Diddy strikes again, but this disbandment had nothing to do with him. It came from people getting to grown for their britches.

Today's topic.. Epic Fails.. they come in so many shapes forms and fashions - so I thought I would give you a few examples



Woooooooow.. that dog is like a retarded Lassie.. Police Dog Fail...



Just watch this idiot get his license permanently REVOKED!! BWHAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!



TREATED!! That'll teach you to mess with old ladies... LMFAO!