Showing posts with label O.M.G.. Show all posts

Showing posts with label O.M.G.. Show all posts

Big, Thick and Fabulous (NSFW Or Breathing)

Posted In: Failed at Life , O.M.G. , O.M.G.Video . By A. Red

*Jaw Drops*

I am in utter disbelief. This confidence shit is going to far! Did she use lace curtains from her grandma windows to make those boyshorts? Do the "S" on her shirt stand for Super Big?

Dead at her having a photo shoot on and in front of her couch. STOP! Well I guess she have to feel good about herself, but there is no need for her to share it with the world! Did y'all see her homie help her up and she was just as big? Aye Dio Mio!

And don't come on here leaving sappy comments about I'm wrong, she may have a problem, etc. That stopped being my concern when she was big (literally) and bad enough to post it on the world wide web. When you post it on youtube, it becomes fair game.

Mercedes my ass. More like School Bus.

Boy Kills Man Over Jelly...WTF?

Posted In: A mess , O.M.G. , SMH , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

A 14-year-old boy was due to appear in court Monday on a murder charge for allegedly shooting a man after the pair got involved in a tussle over a packet of custard and jelly.

Late last Monday night, Shaun Fabing, 25, of Hanover Park, was walking with his brother and two friends to Athburg Walk.

Police said that when they had reached their destination, Fabing had apparently told his companions he would wait on a corner on the outskirts as he didn't want to go further. According to witness statements, he had been robbed there before.

Fabing and one friend stayed behind. A short while later, a group of five people walked past.

Police said one suspect tried to grab packets of custard and jelly from Fabing, but according to a witness, he wouldn't let go. In the tussle, the packet of custard broke.

The suspect is then said to have pointed his gun at Fabing, who apparently knocked it out of the teenager's hand.

Fabing tried to run away, but it is alleged the suspect shot Fabing once, hitting him in the neck.
He died at the scene. When police arrived, they noticed the spilt custard, but the jelly was missing.

The suspect was arrested on Saturday and detained in the juvenile section of the Philippi police holding cells. He is set to appear in the Wynberg magistrates' court on Monday on a charge of murder. The suspect is said to be linked to a small gang in Hanover Park. (source)

This makes absolutely no sense! Another senseless murder. These young boys are trying to make a name for themselves off of somebody's life. Stories like this aren't even funny, it's just sad.

WTF Story of the Day

Posted In: Disrespectful , foolisheness , I ain't gon be able ta do it , I'm pressin' charges , Lawsuit , Not funny , O Rly? , O.M.G. , WTF? , Your too old for this . By A. Red

This world is about to end soon and I have proof. People in the UK are basically trying to push for laws allowing TEACHERS to have sex with students over the age of 16. WTF?!

Teachers should NOT be prosecuted for having sex with pupils over 16, claim union bosses.The NASUWT says it is UNFAIR to treat teachers who have affairs with students who are over 16 as sex offenders, insisting all they are guilty of is an “error of professional judgement”.

In 2001 it became illegal for teachers to have any intimate or sexual affair with any pupil in their school under 18.

If found guilty of doing so, the teacher would face instant dismissal, be made to sign the sex offenders register and possibly face jail. But NASUWT general secretary Chris Keates told the Tonight show it’s wrong to criminalise these teachers.

She said: “This isn’t a person who is showing any tendencies for being a sex offender—this is a person who’s made a serious error of professional judgement.

“I don’t think they need to be criminalised by being put on a sex offenders register.” (source)

If I was a parent in the UK and this fuckery of a law was passed I would be homeschooling my child. There is no way in hell I'll send my child to "Ms. Jackson if you nasty" health class to learn about the human body via actual experience.

Some of the jackasses in the comments had the audacity to say "well you can't help who you fall in love with." Really? You're a sick freak if you're getting getting hot and bothered by someone who still has puberty pimples and a curfew. SMH This kind of thing WOULD NOT fly over here.

They Don't Make Em' Like They Use To SMH

Posted In: Boy Stop , Ho sit down , O.M.G. , Something's broke . By A. Red

I would've NEVER thought I'd see the day when guys danced like hoodrats. If I saw a guy juking like this in the club I would trip him! When Pretty Ugly came out with that blasphemous remake I talked about their stripper dances on another website and people actually got offended and said guys dance like that all the time in Florida. *SEOD*

I need a GUY from Floridan, hell anywhere to tell me this kinda dancing is okay because I DON'T BELIEVE IT! YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE! It looks like somethings broke. *raises eyebrow*

He needs to be out getting a job to put some tables and lamps in that empty apartment!

Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?

Posted In: All Grown Up , Are you serious? , Boy Stop , Girl Stop , Not funny , O.M.G. , WTF? . By A. Red

What happened to only worrying about your kids stealing milk and cookies? These two fast tail heathens are outside getting.em.on! I bet they couldn't get halfway through the alphabet song, but they could tell you every body organ there is below the waist. He got his hands so far up her pants he probably giving the little girl a pap smear. They're supposed to be swapping Little Debbie snacks, not their personal goodies!

They had to see someone doing these acts because they are wayyyy to young to know about this stuff. I would have whipped their butts so good every time they saw someone kissing welts would appear all over their bodies.

Dutty Wine Is The Devil

Posted In: LOL , O.M.G. , Watch your setup . By A. Red

I have yet to see this dance executed correctly. He almost assassinated her! ROFL I didn't know if I was watching a dance off or Mortal Kombat. Finish herrrrrr!

She was killing it until 1:03 when her p-poppin' on a handstand landed her on her arse. Did y'all see her leg waving?! LMAO But them pulling her up by the legs like a drown victim was what sent me over the edge. *howling* She had the nerve to do the Sexual Chocolate stomp at the end like she killed it. EPIC FAIL! She should have watched her setup.

Don't watch me...watch Ms. Jackson

Posted In: Do Not Want , Is she for real? , O.M.G. . By Jay Curtis™

Jesus be a middle aged midget man who make kids famous. This is so so def.initely not a good look for the...ah...what the hell ever. Somebody give this dude a moist towelette and wipe me down, while ya at it. Is there a raffle you have to enter? Is this considered a door prize at her concerts? Did homie come with his girl? (if he did, he sure didn't leave with her) So many questions? Now had she done this at the halftime show in that superbowl, then popped out her tittay, would it be considered a soft porn performance? At any rate...had it been 30 years ago, Joe Jackson would murk her on the spot ~~(and Jermaine Dupri would've finished growing)~~.

NOT.HOT.

Posted In: A mess , No Thanks , O.M.G. , Over the top , WTF? , Your too old for this . By A. Red

The Bermuda shorts above are a mess right? Well imagine me coming face to face with one of my clients a few minutes ago and he was wearing these! LMFAO! WTF? It seriously took EVERY piece of self control in my body not to roast his National Lampoon Vacation ass gear. And they were tight too. But get this...they cost $65. NO SIR! Go back and get your refund of $59.75. But it makes sense now...know wonder he was such a tight ass. You would be too if you had crabs crawling up yours. *FTFO* I just needed to share this with y'all. You would be surprised at the mess I see here. SMH

Is Rocsi Really On That?

Posted In: A mess , Beef , Lisa Rayes , O.M.G. , Rocsi , Watch your setup , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

Word on the street is Rocsi is sleeping around with Lisa Rayes' husband. She's making quite a name for herself....

"*A rep for actress LisaRaye released a statement over the weekend suggesting that her husband, Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, is creepin' with BET's Rocsi of "106 & Park."

According to publicity firm Lynn Allen Jeter & Associates, the two were seen "canoodling" during the T&C Music Festival over the weekend while LisaRaye was in New York.

"Sources have even reported that Rocsi stayed at the Misick home and hosted guests as if she was the lady of the house," the release stated. (source)

Ain't that something. Lisa having a good time throwing back shots with the homey Lil' Kim in NY....

....and Rocsi somewhere taking down her husband. Watch your setup ladies. Don't let NOBODY near you and yours.

Hip Hop Animations @ Youvee.net

You Are Invited To My Funeral...Khia is the cause of my death!

Posted In: A mess , Khia , Lame , O.M.G. , Watch your setup , WTF? . By A. Red

(I refuse to make my readers endure another pic of her)

Khia has officially gave me the BIGGEST laugh of my life! At first it was rumored her album sold A Milli in the first week (what comedian reported this?) but now it's official Nasti Muzik has only sold 1,400. *hyperventilates*

Are you kidding me?! All the advice blogs and talking mess only helped her sell 14k? I would say her "fucking for tracks" didn't pay off, but I refuse to believe any man laid down with yuck mouf for the hell of it. Dude, I've burned more cd's then she actually sold! LMBAO!

I can already foresee her next attempt at fame. She'll start a beef with Lil Mama and Teyana Taylor then join the next season of MTV Jackass to stir up some recognition. Sorry Khia, we still don't R-E-S-P-E-C-T you. Clown...

Peeped at It's The Truth

Maino Chin Checks A Hater

Posted In: Maino , New Video , O.M.G. , Treated . By A. Red

LMAO because he slapped the bejesus out of dude. Serves him right! I hate it when people feel the need to harass artist just for the hell of it. I bet ol' boy will think twice about pulling that mess again. Every time he hears the world "hater" his face will jump.

Ganked from ICEDOTCOM

Too much info!

Posted In: Boy Stop , I ain't gon be able ta do it , Not.On.Duty. , O.M.G. , Who Cares? , WTF? . By A. Red

Flavor Flav has caused me to vomit everything I've even thought about eating. He sat down with Complex Magazine to talk about his initial sexual episode. If you have a weak stomach, please don't read...

Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?

Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.

Complex: How uh…when was this?

Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?

Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.

Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!

I know that poor girl laid down with Flav, and got up with fleas! 6 years old? Nigga please. That little cheeto couldn't get hard enough to penetrate nothing...YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!

Seen at Bossip

Uh, Uh, NOT HOT!

Posted In: Do Not Want , Ghetto , Not.On.Duty. , O.M.G. , Watch your setup , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

G.H.E.T.T.O.

I opened my email and just stared at these pics for awhile because they are so ridiculous. There is nothing cute about your toenails being weapons of mass destruction. Their toenails look like tiny machetes and any man that gets in bed with them is a brave soul.

They couldn't possibly wear anything but sandals. Maybe I'm missing something. What man or woman like toenails like these?

Get Back, Get Back, You don't know me like that!

Posted In: NO MA'M , O.M.G. , Slap your stylist now , WTF? . By A. Red

LMAO @ Noami's hairline, or lack thereof. Either she has alopecia or wearing lacefronts over the year has ripped her hairline completely off.

I know one thing, Noami has too much money to be seen outside with a mobile wig. Get a wig that will stay put Noami. Maybe if she paid more attention to her head, instead of pimp' slapping folks she would know to put some Baby Don't Be Bald around her edges.

Peeped at Straight Outta NYC

R. Kelly + Chris Stokes= HIDE YOUR CHILDREN

Posted In: O.M.G. , Rumor , WTF? . By A. Red

Quindon Tarver has let it ride on the Chris STROKES molestation rumors in Vibe magazine. Wow!

According to Quindon, "For a certain amount of years, I was molested. I wouldn't say exactly by Chris, but he would organize it. He'd organize activities to be done as he sat and watched ... Watching or coaching, if you will. He would make another member of Immature like come and do things.."

Crazy...I can't fathom why these parents felt comfortable leaving this boys with Chris anyway. The love of money makes people trust anyone. I need for charges to be pressed against Chris and some heavy duty investigating to take place because its too many "rumors" from different people floating around.

Peeped at Rhymes With Snitch

Pat your weave ladies

Posted In: A mess , Ashanti , Disrespectful , O.M.G. , Slap your stylist now , Watch your setup . By A. Red

This has got to be the funniest thing ever. Ashitty's background "dancer" (I use this term loosely) ponytail became loose and she had to hold on to it, while she was still dancing, to make sure it didn't fall off ON LIVE TV. *howling*

She shouldn't have been krumping to this song anyway.

I'm not to crazy about Ashanti's clothes either. The Rainbow shop dreamsicle inspired top, and Wet Seal shorts aren't doing it for me. She looks like she's on her way to get a turkey leg at The Taste of Chicago. Y'all know all the rats put on their hoochie clothes for The Taste. Stop frontin...

peeped at Sandra Rose

Cottage cheese anyone?

Posted In: Candid Shots , Disrespectful , Do Not Want , Girl Stop , Go Away , Is she for real? , NO MA'M , Not.On.Duty. , O.M.G. , Watch your setup , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

*throws up a lot (not a little) in my mouth*

There goes my lunch appetite. The level of confidence in the world boggles my mind. This chick must have threw back a fifth of bravery and a pint 0f courage to go IN PUBLIC like that.

Her thigh looks about 6 months pregnant and her butt has demolished those boys short. *dies* Dude face is a clear indication of how I, and you, should feel after viewing this.

No woman with that much cellulite, hell body period, should be in the club with that juvenile "3rd grade class pictures" ponytail. SMH

For once I agree with Mike Jones, "DROP AND GIMME 50!"

Where are her friends to WATCH HER SETUP?

pic from Mediatakeout

Who got 5 on his bail?

Posted In: Crack is wack , How much money you say you making? , Not.On.Duty. , O.M.G. , Treated , Watch your setup , WTF? , Your too old for this . By A. Red

Numskull *dies* from rap group the Luniz has been arrested TMZ reports. I'm not even going to go into how fitting his name is.

He is apparently being charged with 12 counts of felony assault, 3 of them are sodomy (WTF), corporal injury, and possession of a firearm.

His camp isn't saying too much, so the details are kind of sketchy. Their probably still high of the cigaweed and don't even know that the hell is going on with Numskull *dies again*.

More importantly, is that really his mugshot?! LMAO NO SIR! You WILL.NOT take your mugshot holding up your 2 carat silver chain.

You know what today is Sunday and I shouldn't have to deal with this. "Come on sister. Let's go, so we can pray for these niggaz."~ Friday After Next

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WATCH YOUR SETUP! SMH

Quick, Somebody call Mario and Luigi!

Posted In: Bitchassness , Ho shit , Lil Wayne , O.M.G. , PMS much? , Talking out the side of your neck , Treated , Watch your setup . By A. Red

Somebody better call Mario and Luigi for Lil Wayne because his entire album was leaked to the internet two weeks before it was set to come out. OUCH!

DJ Chuck T (who is this fool?) leaked the album because of this statement made my Lil Weezy:

"I created the mixtape game, but I’m not into that no more. I’m doing Dwayne. I’m against it. I’m anti-mixtape dude. I don’t know no mixtape DJs. F*ck ya if you a mixtape DJ."

And Chuck was NOT.GOING. He retaliated and then owned up to it like it was the right thing to do. He released this statement:

"Lil Wayne said f*ck mixtape DJ's, so I'm about to show that boy the meaning of bootleg," he explained. I'll be damned if I let [anyone] get away this saying fuck me without having him facing some type of repercussion, including Lil Wayne. Free Carter III download."

Big Bad Nino Brown forget that this kind of shit is illegal. I understand you wanting to treat somebody who dissed you but come on dude. You could have just stop working with him, or put him on blast. But you don't leak an album. That's some straight vindictive bitch bs.
source

No YOU TAKE A BOW and put on some ENCLOSED PUMPS!

Posted In: Girl Stop , How much money you say you making , Is she for real , NO MA'M , O.M.G. , Rihanna , Watch your setup . By A. Red

I am throwing a mean Side Eye of Death at Ri Ri. She may sound like a screeching alley cat in heat, and straight swagger jacked FeFe Dobson AND Cheri Dennis, but she can dress her butt off. That's why my soul died and did the "Dougie" with Tupac when I ran across this photo which is a huge NO NO

First off, she has little corns on almost every toe. I say "almost" because I can't see the pinky toe. It's too busy HOLDING.ON.FOR.DEAR.LIFE at the edge of her shoe because her big toe Debo'd most of the space on her Jesus Walks sandal. I need for these celebrities to stop wearing Cavalli and Gucci dresses, then squeezing their size 10's in a size 8 "$9.99 are you out of your mind" Chernin shoes. It's totally unacceptable and borderline disrespectful to the public.

LMAO at her bodyguard trying to shield her face from the camera when he really should have been on his knees covering up her flippers!

I received this on my text the other day and I felt the need to share this with all my ladies...or whomever wears sandals in the summer.

The Open Toed Shoe Pledge

I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.
I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow . I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping people like A.Red' won't notice