I Can't And I Won't!

Another cheap leggings wearing culprit. I SHOULD NOT be able to see your arse through your leggings. What part of the game is this?! Forget that, those are pantyhose. I don't care what she tryna claim. Furthermore, you don't put sheer on top of sheer. She's clearly delusional...I guarantee wearing next to nothing STILL didn't get her any action. Which one of y'all women lovers would have jumped down if you saw that? *waits patiently*

Both of them are all types of wrong, but this trick in the Easter pastel skirt, and her big sisters boots and bustier is a certified CLOWN. Double dead at her getting her coordinate on with the headband! LMFAO Her girl is killing me softly with the connect-the-dot bustier and random yellow. Yellow is a great accessory choice, but it DID NOT work for her. They look like a reject ass Vanity 6.

Tina said:“Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one [only Queen] … that's how queens are.”
Here is Aretha’s response (USA Today):"…with respect to her statement concerning my ego (in saying,) clearly she was talking about herself as she described herself as the 'Queen of Rock' and saying 'that's what Queens do' — particularly since she does not have a clue as to who I am in view of the fact that we have never met. I never figured her to resort to tacky press just to sell a few tickets.”
WOW! Are they about to drop albums or something? I'm just saying. If I hear a diss record...I will FTFO! Imagine the backlash...Tina getting at Aretha's weight, Aretha threatening to slap Tina like Ike did. It could get messy.
WTF Story of the Day

This world is about to end soon and I have proof. People in the UK are basically trying to push for laws allowing TEACHERS to have sex with students over the age of 16. WTF?!
Teachers should NOT be prosecuted for having sex with pupils over 16, claim union bosses.The NASUWT says it is UNFAIR to treat teachers who have affairs with students who are over 16 as sex offenders, insisting all they are guilty of is an “error of professional judgement”.
In 2001 it became illegal for teachers to have any intimate or sexual affair with any pupil in their school under 18.
If found guilty of doing so, the teacher would face instant dismissal, be made to sign the sex offenders register and possibly face jail. But NASUWT general secretary Chris Keates told the Tonight show it’s wrong to criminalise these teachers.
She said: “This isn’t a person who is showing any tendencies for being a sex offender—this is a person who’s made a serious error of professional judgement.
“I don’t think they need to be criminalised by being put on a sex offenders register.” (source)
If I was a parent in the UK and this fuckery of a law was passed I would be homeschooling my child. There is no way in hell I'll send my child to "Ms. Jackson if you nasty" health class to learn about the human body via actual experience.
Some of the jackasses in the comments had the audacity to say "well you can't help who you fall in love with." Really? You're a sick freak if you're getting getting hot and bothered by someone who still has puberty pimples and a curfew. SMH This kind of thing WOULD NOT fly over here.
Jesus Take The Wheel, Keys, License, Registration...the whole nine

Y'all wouldn't believe me if I told y'all, so here's the story...
A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.Yep, the Sweet Minty Lawd is coming soon. Get your tickets today! (*looks at picture above*) SMH!
Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.
The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.
The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit. [source]
Why couldn't they just walk it out like this Granny?
LMAO! She really started killing the moves at 20 seconds. Older folks know they're a trip!
This Is What I Have To Deal With...Part 2
Me and my girl went out about a month ago to a little lounge. We were on THE WEST SIDE OF THE CHI and had to drive all the way back South. We needed to sober up a little, so we stopped at J&J fish on Madison and Central. All we wanted to do was get some food. What we didn't want is to deal with the fuckery you see above.This GROWN MAN had JOLLY RANCHER CANDIES on the ends of his braids! *FTFO* I don't know if he thought he was the hood Willy Wonka or what, but that ish has us dying. We roasted him so bad. LMAO I dared my girl to take a pic and she did. I knew you guys would love this coonery. It only took 50-11 years to get the pic. *SEOD @ Sharizzle*
What really floored me is he had the nappiest.kitchen.ever. It looked like the balled up hair on a Barber's Shop floor. And it was raining cats and dogs. SMH He better get his stingy, sticky haired face ass up outta here!
If This Is Love, You Better Hate Me!



You've GOT to be kidding me! I was over at Durty Mo spot and I had to gank these pics. Where do people get the ideas for their weddings? We're in a recession, I get that. But it doesn't mean go and get all your wedding party outfits from the airbrush booth in the middle of the mallEven the little girl knew this was some tomcoonery. She' s looking like "damn, the camera caught me!" And the guy standing on the truck with his arms in the air has on a shirt that says, "They met at my crib." *dead*
Let me walk y'all through the reception...
- It was held at Man Man "They met at my crib" one bedroom, project apartment because it held sentimental value.
- The guest threw pumpkin and sunflowers seeds when they left
Ma Dear's basementthe church. - On the menu were Flaming Hots with cheese and meat, Lunchables, and red Kool-aid. Desert was your favorite flavor of fruities candy or a fun size Snicker bar.
- They took pictures in front of a backdrop that said "Down ass bitch."
- The party ended with a back that thang up contest.
Did I miss anything?
A 33-year-old lady was arrested for stealing her 15 year old I.D. to become a high school cheerleader. She said "she wanted to regain a part of life she missed." WTF, are you kidding me? This trick look like Tempest Storm by the face so please help me understand why she actually made the team? Around here bouncing checks like Vivica Fox for a cheerleader uniform. Folks are losing their minds.
[Point #1]
LL Cool J = old
Old Spice = for old men
[Point #2]
Black man = invents "swagger"
YT man = makes money off "swagger"
[Point #3]
Jay Curtis = DO.NOT.WANT
A.Red = Refuses to post today due to foolishness...
...aight, she's actually recoupin, so she'll be back tomorrow, and I'll be here on Monday. So until then...
Shaq Still Putting His Pimp Hand Down


Shaquille Oneal is still doing the fool. His wife Shaunie, for whatever reasons made the decision to reconcile. However, a 23-year-old raptress is accusing him of stalking her. SMDH
Fulton County Superior Court Judge Richard Hicks granted Alexis Miller’s request Thursday after reviewing her allegations that the basketball player stalked her, threatened her with bodily harm and made harassing phone calls in which he breathed heavily into the phone before hanging up. Miller, a 23-year-old hip-hop artist known professionally as Maryjane, claimed she ended an intimate relationship with O’Neal last month. She alleged he then threatened to pay performers $50,000 each not to work with her.
Wolfe said Miller had known the 7-foot-1, 325-pound All-Star center for about a year and a half, and that the two became intimate over the past six to eight months. The court affidavit quotes an e-mail from O’Neal as saying, “I dnt no who the [expletive] u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is I gotta make now try me. Sho me.” (source)
What bothers me the most is Shaq writes as dumb as he looks. What the HYELL does that email mean? He's acting like he was sending a text message. As as far as Maryjane, I don't feel sorry for her. He can stick his custom made shoes up her ass in my opinion. Any women who KNOWINGLY messes with a married man deserves what comes their way!Shaq blows my life with his choices of women. His wife is pretty and puts up with his mudduck ass, so it's beyond me why he keeps messing with these threw faced hoes. Y'all think I'm harsh by caller her a hoe, well check her Myspace page and listen to her song "Mary Jane Don't Stop." Listen for her lyrics, “Every ballplayer I meet wants me to marry em.”
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If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck....you know the rest.
Good looking Raider Wifee
Da Brat has been sentenced to 3 years for getting it cracking at the club a year back. No seriously...she literally cracked a girl upside her dome with a rum bottle and knocked her out cold. I'm not sure what caused this altercation, but I put money that it had something to do with another female.
"Superior Court Judge Gail Flake also sentenced the rapper, whose real name is Shawntae Harris, to seven years probation and 200 hours of community service. Harris also must get substance abuse treatment and a mental evaluation and attend anger management classes.
On the night of Oct. 31, 2007, Harris went to a private Halloween party at Studio 72, a Lawrenceville Highway nightclub owned by rap mogul Jermaine Dupri. At some point she bumped into Shayla Stevens, an Atlanta Falcons cheerleader working as a hostess at the event.
Moments later, Harris struck Stevens in the head with a nearly full bottle of rum, prosecutors said. Stevens fell down some stairs to a cement floor and suffered a severe facial cut. Stevens has a permanent scar, the judge said Friday in noting the severity of the attack." (source)
I told you...RUM MAKES YOU DUMB! Stick with the Goose folks! *pours out

The Bermuda shorts above are a mess right? Well imagine me coming face to face with one of my clients a few minutes ago and he was wearing these! LMFAO! WTF? It seriously took EVERY piece of self control in my body not to roast his National Lampoon Vacation ass gear. And they were tight too. But get this...they cost $65. NO SIR! Go back and get your refund of $59.75. But it makes sense now...know wonder he was such a tight ass. You would be too if you had crabs crawling up yours. *FTFO* I just needed to share this with y'all. You would be surprised at the mess I see here. SMH
We Get It Solange! Damn....

Let me start by saying I like Solange. I didn't think I would at first but I'm digging the chick. I love her new song and I never compare her to her sister because they're in two different leagues. However, I need her to stop trying to PROVE to us how different she is and just be whoever she is.
If you have to keep reiterating your point, then maybe you aren't as different as you think you are. It seems like every article, or blog post I run across she's doing that and it's starting to irritate me. It seems like she's fueling the fire more then the media.
Okay, you blew backa blunt and got a little action...big deal. You won't be the first or last. This doesn't exactly make you grown or different; it makes you just like a lot of the other women in the world.
JOIN MY CAMPAIGN: FDLFLAM!!!!
My campaign is Friends Don't Let Friends Look A Mess. After going out to the clubs and browsing the internet I had to do this.If you are caught with someone in your crew looking tore up from the floor up there are only 2 reasons: 1. You want them looking a fool to make you look better or 2. You're not their real friend. Simple as that.
If you or your friends bear any similarities to the photos below you need to be on the board of my campaign!

SMMFH @ Titty City. Her wig and skirt were bad enough on their own. But adding the zebra belt, bra (straps look they're 2 secs from popping), and clutch sent her straight to fashion hell. The itty bitty heart chain just added insult to injury.

Your butt hanging out of your short is NEVER a good idea; especially if the shorts are so tight it's smashing your butt in. The girls in the corner look like they were roasting her.

She had to make this crochet atrocity herself. This spiderman meets strip club attire is horrendous.

Seriously, she couldn't afford a shirt to wear to the club? This is a good example of when being different goes wrong. Dead @ the belt holding her hair or should I say "titty sling".

Morgan Freeman's wife is not having the bs. To catch some of you up to speed he crashed last week because he was getting bobbed and weaved by his mistress, IMO. Consequently, his wife is giving him two fingers...
"Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years, Myrna Colley-Lee, have filed for divorce, Freeman's business partner said. The news came after Freeman, 71, and a female passenger, Demaris Meyer, 48, were in a car accident Sunday near Freeman's home in Tallahatchie County, Miss. The actor suffered a broken arm, broken elbow and minor shoulder injuries. Bill Luckett, who co-owns a restaurant and blues club in Clarksdale, Miss., with Freeman, said he and Freeman have been friends for some time with Meyer, an executive assistant with Federal Express in Memphis, Tenn. Luckett said the divorce was in the works before the accident. Freeman had surgery Monday on his left arm and hand. Luckett said Freeman will have to wear a neck brace for six to eight months, and his arm will take several months to heal." (source)
In the works my so-in-so. More like the straw that broke the camels back! What really baffles me is the fact he was able to Drive Miss Daisy for years without incident, but couldn't drive and get a little fellatio. SMH If they had hopped in the backseat of the Hummer this wouldn't be an issue.
Cole....You Stupid!

Yung Bird was arrested this weekend. He's doing WHATEVER it takes to become relevant.
"Rapper Yung Berg was busted early yesterday morning in New York City after police investigated a complaint by a limo driver.
Sources say a limo driver reported a dispute with five passengers, and when police investigated the complaint, they busted Berg and his buddies on a pile of charges.
Cops say Berg, real name Christian Ward, was charged with criminal possession of a weapon, criminal possession of marijuana and menacing." (source)
He should have been arrested a long time ago for being a dumbass. He's the only idiot in America to get arrested (or almost arrested) on a video shoot for smoking weed. *dead* And now this...maybe he should have taken the sign when he was dropped off DMX label. This industry does not seem to agree with him.
There is nothing wrong with being a fan of an artist music but this is taking it to the extreme! I guess Rick Ross is "The Biggest Boss" because he got clown ass negroes carving his name AND face in their heads. This right here gets the ghetto award of 08' hands down.
Where is Jada when you need her?
I went browsing the e-streets for more hair fuckery and came across this chick who obviously watched BAPS to many times.
SMMFH. Coontastic at it's finest. Parents need to do their jobs. The problem is Taknocka was too busy telling her girlfriends Moet, and Lil Skeet that her daugher was going to be the "flyest hoe at the prom" to even really care that it looked like she was preparing for takeoff.Blame Jay Curtis for this bs early in the morning!
Manaj, Dre's Daughter, is still trying to make it in the rap game even though he didn't want her to. She's putting all their business out there but Dre haven't responded. He's refused to assist her in any way, but she's using his name regardless. So she'll still get some sort of recognition. *shrugs*
I hate the fact female rappers think they have to look/act so gutter. Even though it's a male dominated industry, you don't have to look/act like them. Say what you want, but that's why I've always liked Lil Kim and Foxy. They spit hard lyrics but still looked and acted like women (or hoodrats depending on what era you caught them).
And why the hell would she name herself Manaj (Menage)? Ghetto...










