G.H.E.T.T.O.

I opened my email and just stared at these pics for awhile because they are so ridiculous. There is nothing cute about your toenails being weapons of mass destruction. Their toenails look like tiny machetes and any man that gets in bed with them is a brave soul.

They couldn't possibly wear anything but sandals. Maybe I'm missing something. What man or woman like toenails like these?