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Showing posts with label Why?. Show all posts

Hell Nawl Files: Taraji Edition

Posted In: Disrespectful , Not funny , Taraji , Unacceptable , Why? . By A. Red

I'm a little disappointed in Taraji for this photo in Instyle Magazine. This almost nekkid picture is sooooooo unnecessary. And to top it off, it's rather unflattering. I guess she's really trying to get that Oscar. Since her acting didn't snag it she believes her snatch will. I vote no. Why must people always revert to sex to sale themselves? I'm over it.

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The Newest Dance Craze: The Ricky Bobby

Posted In: NEW DANCE , Ricky Bobby , Why? . By A. Red

Dallas is showing out! I can't lie...I've been stalking down youtube watching videos of people hitting the Ricky Bobby. And I must admit...it looks borderline geigh when some guys do it. B-Hamp included. Lil' Folks in the video below was hitting it HARD in the parking lot like he was in the official video. MAN DOWN!

Let me not say anything too crazy because I'd mess around and hit this dance in the club. Don't judge me...BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE!

I.CAN'T.TAKE.THIS.

Posted In: Epic FAIL , I ain't gon be able ta do it , I Vote NO , Just Stop , Why? . By A. Red

What in the Samwell "WHAT, WHAT" hell IS THIS?! This mess is going to far! Ladies and gentleman, this is Kevin Aviance a.ka. Din Da Da b.k.a. A HOT ASS MESS! I know his entire leg turned green under those bunk ass boots. LMFAO @ his pursed lips. *throws water on post to dilute all this darn sugar*

I can't deal with this new generation of men. I just CAN'T!

Seen at Pop Culture Fix

Explain!

Posted In: Candid Shots , Lil' Kim , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

Someone explain this blue contraption and why Lil Kim even took her a picture with that atrocity! Please tell me this was taking at a strip club. That would be THE ONLY explanation for this. I'm done...I seriously QUIT.THIS.BISH. *unplugs computer from the wall*

What's With The Skripper Infatuation?

Posted In: We Got To Do Better , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

Am I the only one peeping this sudden infatuation with skrippers? I mean every time I turn on the radio, cut on a cd, or try to watch a video I'm getting bombarded with this image. I don't understand the huge obsession. I'm not knocking folks for how they get down. To each it's own; however, why aren't they uplifting and praising women doing things positive. You don't hear songs about them falling in love with Teachers, Lawyers, or Administrative assistants. All you hear is how bad a bish is because she can twirl around a pole.

Think I'm tripping? Check it out below

T-Pain- Long Lap Dance

"Two for one tonight?" SEOD

Big Kuntry King-Da Baddest

"She a monster on that pole, slowly sliding down, she can easily steal your soul, bouncin' that ass all around." Really? Is that all it takes to steal someone's soul? I would think they're asses would be a little more careful then.
Plies-Dat Bitch *shoots daggers with my eyes*

"Ion want that hoe, I want dat bitch." Plies lost some points for this mess. I try to roll with him but he pushes my a patience. I can't imagine how a stripper can juke to this song being called either a "hoe" or a "bitch." There is not enough dollars being throw to tolerate such disrespect.

Akon-Smack That

I refuse to quote ANYTHING from this ridiculous song. Aside from the hook being a complete joke, the song in itself was a waste. Eminem should be ashamed of himself for jumping on such a waste of space. Cool points were deducted from him for this song alone.

Have anyone else noticed this trend?

WTF Story of the Day

Posted In: Are you serious? , Bitchassness , Why? . By Jay Curtis™

BLUE ASH, Ohio – Police in Ohio say an 89-year-old woman is facing a charge of petty theft because neighborhood children accuse her of refusing to give back their football.

Edna Jester was arrested last week in the Cincinnati suburb of Blue Ash.

Police say one child's father complained that Jester kept the youngsters' ball after it landed in her yard. Police Capt. James Schaffer says there has been an ongoing dispute in the neighborhood over kids' balls landing in the woman's yard.

Jester said Monday she has received many calls and didn't have time to discuss the matter any more.

Jester is to appear in court next month. The maximum penalty for a petty theft conviction in Ohio is six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. (source)

What kind of crap is that? The dad snitched on her? Who was the dad? Terrance Howard? This is lame. Criminals are looting and killing, and ACORN tryna f*ck up Obama, but no....the good ol boys in Ohio have nothing better to do then to arrest an 89 year old woman, because of a damn ball. The ball was in her property...what's the problem? She warned them several times. News like this pisses me off. Instead of buying another damn ball for $3, they gonna spend hundreds in court fees after the elderly woman's kinfolk come thru and sue. SMDH.

Any Reverends Out Here?....(VIDEO INSIDE)

Posted In: Dead , Give Me The Strength , Hell to tha naw , O.M.G.Video , Why? , Wow , WTF? , Youtube . By A. Red

...cuz someone needs to come and preach my funeral!!!!It's raining gumdrops and skittles all throughout this video. I can't hate, shim is GETTING IT! But its making my heart hurt. Where was the dad to punch him in his chest when he started feeling loose in the hips? If you're feeling him, lawd help us all, there are NUMEROUS videos. All TEN TIMES worse than the one I'm showing. Be sure to check out the one dedicated to "The Haters." LMFAO

Boy Kills Man Over Jelly...WTF?

Posted In: A mess , O.M.G. , SMH , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

A 14-year-old boy was due to appear in court Monday on a murder charge for allegedly shooting a man after the pair got involved in a tussle over a packet of custard and jelly.

Late last Monday night, Shaun Fabing, 25, of Hanover Park, was walking with his brother and two friends to Athburg Walk.

Police said that when they had reached their destination, Fabing had apparently told his companions he would wait on a corner on the outskirts as he didn't want to go further. According to witness statements, he had been robbed there before.

Fabing and one friend stayed behind. A short while later, a group of five people walked past.

Police said one suspect tried to grab packets of custard and jelly from Fabing, but according to a witness, he wouldn't let go. In the tussle, the packet of custard broke.

The suspect is then said to have pointed his gun at Fabing, who apparently knocked it out of the teenager's hand.

Fabing tried to run away, but it is alleged the suspect shot Fabing once, hitting him in the neck.
He died at the scene. When police arrived, they noticed the spilt custard, but the jelly was missing.

The suspect was arrested on Saturday and detained in the juvenile section of the Philippi police holding cells. He is set to appear in the Wynberg magistrates' court on Monday on a charge of murder. The suspect is said to be linked to a small gang in Hanover Park. (source)

This makes absolutely no sense! Another senseless murder. These young boys are trying to make a name for themselves off of somebody's life. Stories like this aren't even funny, it's just sad.

THIS DUDE IS GONNA CHANGE THE R&B GAME!!!

Posted In: Boy Stop , Do Not Want , Why? , WTF? . By Jay Curtis™

ROFLMAO! I can't believe I made it through the whole thing. Sharpie should cut him a check because them faux tatoos took time and dedication. OMG! This dude is off the chain. He looks like Magoo (see Timbaland and Magoo) with George Clinton braids and Prince's (5th cousin) swag. My time of death was at 2:21 of the video. Clawdhammercy! A hot mess indeed. I needed that laugh tho, cus the 3 previous posts were pissing me off with all of this niggaction.

How do I even title this?

Posted In: Foolishness , Ghetto , Girl Stop , Ho sit down , I'm pressin' charges , Is she for real? , NO MA'M , Over the top , Ridiculous , STFU , Stupid , Who Cares? , Why? , WTF? , You don't have any friends . By Jay Curtis™

What? I oughta bust her in the head with my laptop. All of that for Plies? Plies? She said she spent $600 to see Plies (who was nowhere near the main headliner). She also said...(and yes, I caught this)...that she just moved to the "apartment" but she still got to get the rest of her stuff from her "house." Downgrade? Or did we use mortgage payments to see Plies (once again...who was nowhere near the main headliner). Seriously...Plies was probably so close to the front of the show, that he was probably doing soundcheck.

She said she got God and Plies. Odd couple, but hey. I can "somewhat" work with it if she said she jumped for both, but Plies only? All of this for Plies? Did I miss something? Why Plies?

No Homo, but I can see if dis nicca was Denzel or Will Smith, but Plies? GTFO!

BREAKING NEWS: I just caught wind that she actually WON! (atleast she claims that she won) Go f*ckin figure. I wish I could gather some Pharisees and Saducees up so we can all stone her stupid azz for setting us black people back 250 years. Plies ain't jumping in no lake, puddle, tub, shower, etc. for you, but yo dumb azz did what? SMDH. *sigh* Obama better win, that's all I'm saying.

UPDATE: Someone in a forum made up a great point for this epic foolery:

"You'll jump off the bridge for a nigga that calls you a bitch and hoe in damn near every song he makes, but I bet you wouldn't jump off a bridge for a good man that really gives a f*ck about you."

Amen!

Update #2: :"Busted Baby" must have tracked her video down to us. The video is now set to private and you have to become her friend to view it. She's not that important for us to go through all of that. Trust, you guys aren't missing anything. Justin Time write up will save you the trouble.

~A. Red

"I Can't Control Myself"

Posted In: Not funny , O.M.G.Video , Video , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

I caught wind of a story that left me completely speechless; which doesn't happen often. My Fox Dallas was able to sit down with 29 year old Michael Turner, who admitted to brutally killing his wife and shooting his kids. He said,"I Can't Control Myself." Supposedly, he only wanted to kill his wife for turning him into the law, but shot the kids because she stood in front of them as a shield.

The part that really bothered me was he had no remorse. That's some scary ish! This was his wife y'all. How do you kill the person you made vowels with before God? The world is coming to an end. Please be careful with the mates you choose. The even scarier part is you never really know what a person is capable off until you're far gone in a relationship. The representative is the one they show you until you get comfortable and then the real person rears it's head. Click below to watch the interview...you can tell how crazy he is from his facial expressions.

Is Rocsi Really On That?

Posted In: A mess , Beef , Lisa Rayes , O.M.G. , Rocsi , Watch your setup , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

Word on the street is Rocsi is sleeping around with Lisa Rayes' husband. She's making quite a name for herself....

"*A rep for actress LisaRaye released a statement over the weekend suggesting that her husband, Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, is creepin' with BET's Rocsi of "106 & Park."

According to publicity firm Lynn Allen Jeter & Associates, the two were seen "canoodling" during the T&C Music Festival over the weekend while LisaRaye was in New York.

"Sources have even reported that Rocsi stayed at the Misick home and hosted guests as if she was the lady of the house," the release stated. (source)

Ain't that something. Lisa having a good time throwing back shots with the homey Lil' Kim in NY....

....and Rocsi somewhere taking down her husband. Watch your setup ladies. Don't let NOBODY near you and yours.

Hip Hop Animations @ Youvee.net

Let's Get Himmmm....or Her

Posted In: Roasting Session , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

There is absolutely nothing Lil Mama can do to maker herself look feminine! Wesley Snipes looked ten times more feminine then her in To Wong Foo. I mean, she's in pink HEELS, a lace blouse, and dumb ass Little Bo Peep bow on top of her head but her face is still giving me the Rupaul swag. Maybe if she'd smile instead of giving me the cell block D face I'd see some improvement.

A Good Morning Laugh For Everyone

Posted In: O.M.G.Video , Video , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

We have Masha to thank for this showmanship of fruit loops. There was a huge discussion on The Urban Blogger regarding my post on Pretty Ricky and she just wanted to remind us that it could always be worse. I'm going to go ahead and say that I think "Sit Down" Ricky aluminated more rainbows in their video than these guys did; even in their tighty whities.

Sorry, but Erykah you're not exempt either...

Posted In: Erykah Badu , Is she for real? , Video , Why? , WTF? , Your too old for this . By A. Red

I was over at Necole Bitchie and seen that Erykah Badu wrote a post for the "haters" who had negative things to say about being pregnant. It still didn't change my opinion about it. I'll highlight a few of the things she said..

"i am an excellent mother and resent all of the negative comments and insults on my character.

I PUT MUCH TIME AND THOUGHT INTO HAVING AND RAISING MY CHILDREN.
IVE HAD THE HONORS OF HAVING 2 HOME BIRTHS AND 2 WONDERFUL PARTNERS BY MY SIDE.

every relationship i have been in was because i loved the person DEARLY and was dedicated to us “exclusively” FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS.

the fathers of my children are my brothers and friends . we have a great deal of respect for one another and always will. WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN TO NO END. we took our own “vows” and CONTINUE TO UPHOLD THEM. AND THAT IS WHAT THAT IS ...I LOVE CHILDREN AND I WILL HAVE AS MANY AS GOD WILL GIVE ME .

I AM VERY HEALTHY AND RESPONSIBLE AND SO ARE ALL OF MY PARTNERS

I CHOSE THEM WISELY AND SOBERLY .

ALL GOOD BROTHERS .

your opinions lack experience and are not only careless but also very uninformed and immature.

nothing is sacred here . and i see why.

if i loose you as a fan because i want to continue to have children then
F*CK OFF… WHO NEEDS YOU ….CERTAINLY NOT ME … KICK ROCKS … CALL TYRONE … PACK LIGHT …. BITE ME"

*Raises the church finger* That really bothers me. Folks are grown and can do whatever the hell they want to do, but who keeps "planning and choosing" to have kids with different men. Just because you're in a relationship with someone for "a number of years" doesn't mean you should have kids with this indivudual. Especially if, after the fact, you can look back and know you made the mistake of having one of your kids too soon. Come on y'all, this is a grown ass women talking, not a teenager. If we shake our heads at Antonitha up the street with 3 kids, 3 different daddies, what makes her so different? Because she's rich and a celebrity? Please, I call a spade a spade. And I don't appreciate her sending the message to the impressionable youth that its okay to have numerous kids with numerous daddies as long as you have a "deep bond for a number a years."

Heres a thought: why don't you wait until the relationship is secure and you're married to have kids. If the marriage fails, at least you tried. But don't try to act like most marriages are doomed, so it's no need to be married. I wouldn't be so hard on her if it was her first child, but this is third people. I'm tired of these celebrities getting on the airwaves with their gripes about marriage and they've never even experienced it. I am only 27-years-old and I know countless of HAPPILY married people. Both young and old, so I'm sick of people saying that shit.

I was reading through comments on the message board and it baffled me that people thought it was okay to do this because she has money. WTF? Money will not be a shield when her kids see different men coming and going who they once considered their father. What about her first child? Her son has seen 2 previous dads pass through his life...even if they stick around to take him to the store or play soccer, it's still a big difference. And what about her daughter? Don't you think she will question her moms decisions when she able to fully comprehend?

Erykah is a unique and eccentric women who chooses to do things outside of the box. I'm fine with that, but I'm not okay with her thinking that she's above being criticized when she does things that some people will consider morally wrong. If she don't like the negative attention oh freaking well. This is one of the drawbacks of being an artist; everything you do is in the spotlight. So...yeah...I guess I fall into the category of people who can "Kiss her placenta." *shrugs*

And on that note, I dedicate this old school joint to Erykah.

Realize you're ugly and SIT DOWN!

Posted In: Go Away , Her Again? , Ho sit down , Is she for real? , Who Cares? , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

America's Mud Duck just won't leave us be. New York a.k.a. Janice from the Muppet Babies did a photo shoot dressed as Marilyn Monroe. If this isn't the worst wig I've ever seen if my life, I don't know what it. Her wig look like it's preparing for take off.

I know Marilyn is turning like spinning 24's in her grave after this foolishness. First Lindsay Lohan, now New York. Jesus be some originality please!

You can't tell me this don't look like New York...

Peeped at Bossip

Trey Songz new look

Posted In: All Grown Up , Not.On.Duty. , Why? . By A. Red

Trey songz cut off all his hair for the ladies, or fella's that actually care. I'm not too sure how I feel about this one. He's giving me Dorian from College Hill and Neyo. Trust me, that's not a good look whatsoever.

What's really killing me is the hefty trash bag skinny leg slacks. Not.on.duty. It was only about 98 degrees so you know his beans and franks were boiling. I understand trying to get your grown and sexy on, but let's not go from 20 to 48.

Head over to Necole Bitchie for more photos of Trey Songz and others at the BET nomimation party.

When will this end?

Posted In: Beyonce , Do Not Want , Ho sit down , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

Beyonce just won't get enough until I hunt her down, tie her up in the basement and MAKE HER SAT HER ASS DOWN! ENOUGH ALREADY!

Beyonce is starring in yet another movie. *slow claps* The movie, Obsession is set to come out 2009. She will play the wife of Idris Elba, a businessman who find his life upside down and threatened by the temp turned stalker from his job.

Why? Huh? Why must she continue to TRY to be an actress? She can't speak let alone act. We've all seen "Goldmember" and "Dreamgirls." And let's not forget, "Are your ready? To be.......EN-TO-TAINED!" Not.at.all

Peeped at: Concrete Loop

Solange Baby Daddy speaks

Posted In: Not.On.Duty. , Solange , Video , Watch your setup , Who Cares? , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

Solange baby dizzle, Daniel Smith is speaking out on his relationship with Solange and all that good stuff. I think it's to promote his album. Yes, he's a rapper too. I guess he couldn't let Rocco have all the fun. His stage name is Young Sosa and he's labeling himself "The Nas of the South." *side eye*

Below is the single he dedicated to Solange:

This bullish won't go cotton. BET wouldn't even play this and you know they play anything. SMH Men are getting worse than women these day on some "tryna come up." Women please WATCH YOUR SETUP!

Source: Straight from the "A"

Uh, Uh, NOT HOT!

Posted In: Do Not Want , Ghetto , Not.On.Duty. , O.M.G. , Watch your setup , Why? , WTF? . By A. Red

G.H.E.T.T.O.

I opened my email and just stared at these pics for awhile because they are so ridiculous. There is nothing cute about your toenails being weapons of mass destruction. Their toenails look like tiny machetes and any man that gets in bed with them is a brave soul.

They couldn't possibly wear anything but sandals. Maybe I'm missing something. What man or woman like toenails like these?