This shat is getting ridiculous! For all of you moving to Atlanta like its the place to be, please believe it's filled with fag hags GALORE. I mean these mugs are spreading like wildflower. He's killing me softly with this Romeo and Juliet, meets the 70's inspired jumpsuit. The horse nipples being showcased through that chiffon is a NO.GO. Paired with the Mr. T chains made it a travesty all together. The bad part is I've seen his tail splattered all over the internet for awhile. Thinking this mess is cute.

Don't even get me started on Pee Wee Herman in the back with the flapper pearls and Aaliyah wrap. Talking about these pictures were taken at a fashion show. This was a CIRCUS!

Our men, our men! SMH

Seen at Bossip

OH MY! Durty MO never disappoints! Why would you do this to yourself?! Why is that tattoo giving me the "Deebo" eyes? Act like Deebo's eyes don't get to wandering aimlessly like Diddy's d**k.

People...SHE EVEN PUT EYEBROWS UP THERE. *logs out and pulls my computer cord out the wall*

I can't and I won't. Please finish for me.....GET HERRRRRRRRRR!

I posted this in June when I first started site. Many of you may have missed it, but you need to read it. Why? To ensure you don't make an ass of yourself tonight with all that likka in your systems. LOL



Okay this is a personal blog people. But it is a very necessary public service announcement to make sure you DON'T DRINK AND TEXT!

It was about 12 a.m. this morning and I was prying myself off the computer; The Internet is addictive. Anyway, I left my phone in my bedroom. I go to prepare myself for bed and I notice my phone is lit up. I have 2 missed calls from a guy I use to talk too. I talk to to him every blue moon.

Before I could even wrap my mind around what he could possible want, RING, my phone goes off again. WTF? My first thought is he better be in somebodies hospital or experiencing a death in the family. I was told ain't nothing open past 12 but legs, and they damnnnnn sure weren't going to be mine. I pick up and The Fool is freaking plastered:

A. Red-"Hello"
The Fool-" Wha' Down"
A. Red- "Just got off the computer getting ready for bed."
The Fool- "Ahh. So what's been up with ya?"
A. Red- "Same ol, same ol."
The Fool-"So uh, I mean, you going to work in the morning?"
A. Red- " Yep. Why?"
The Fool- "I'm just sayin' you should come spend da night and go to work from here."
A. Red- "For what? I'm good where I'm at"
The Fool-"I'm just sayin', I mean,: *long pause*
A. Red - "Dude what are you saying?"
The Fool- "I just wanted your company, but I'll let you go to sleep."
A. Red - "Thanks. Talk to ya when I talk to ya."

I hang up right....1 minute, 60 freaking seconds later I get this text

"Im just msn u. U need 2b n my bed. I got luv 4 ya."

Really?! He should have watched his set up! That last double shot of bravery and courage cocktail at the bar was not what he needed. It set his goofy arse up for failure. How lame and random? You don't wait til 12 a.m. to call someone you miss clown. I would have a little respect for a out of the closet jackass who would call and be like "Yeah let me hit." Either I'm on it or not. But don't call with that weak "The Mack" routine. GO TO SLEEP HOE!


Now back to our regularly scheduled program!

My girl Durty Mo had this on her site last week, but it has been bothering me every since. I HAD to get his off my chest and let y'all sound off on this fuckery. This right here take the term tramp stamp to another level.

Why are instructions back there? Don't tell me she got Lil' Darryl trying to handle business for her. The arrow pointing down REALLY did me in. Maybe the tattoo should have said "Put lotion or Neosporin here" because her backside is all type of colors. I can't tell if it's a birth mark or just plain ashy.

If whoever is back there need instruction, then maybe you picked the wrong person for the job!

It's too early in the morning for this! How do you show up to your birthday and your hair looks like you've been caught in a hurricane for 40 days and 40 nights? Her edges look like stuck together raisins. Ladies, you know it's time for a weave when your wet n' wavy tracks start looking like dreadlocks. Dem' shits is locking on there own! Jesus be a Dark and Lovely SUPER SUPREME PERM and a beautician with a heavy hand. SMH

DO YOU SEE HER TITTAY HANGING OUT?! *FTFO* These women these days I tell ya! Classless....not to mention she got that ghetto ass necklace on with that dress. SLAP YOUR STYLIST NOW!

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Shaquille Oneal is still doing the fool. His wife Shaunie, for whatever reasons made the decision to reconcile. However, a 23-year-old raptress is accusing him of stalking her. SMDH

Fulton County Superior Court Judge Richard Hicks granted Alexis Miller’s request Thursday after reviewing her allegations that the basketball player stalked her, threatened her with bodily harm and made harassing phone calls in which he breathed heavily into the phone before hanging up. Miller, a 23-year-old hip-hop artist known professionally as Maryjane, claimed she ended an intimate relationship with O’Neal last month. She alleged he then threatened to pay performers $50,000 each not to work with her.

Wolfe said Miller had known the 7-foot-1, 325-pound All-Star center for about a year and a half, and that the two became intimate over the past six to eight months. The court affidavit quotes an e-mail from O’Neal as saying, “I dnt no who the [expletive] u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is I gotta make now try me. Sho me.” (source)

What bothers me the most is Shaq writes as dumb as he looks. What the HYELL does that email mean? He's acting like he was sending a text message. As as far as Maryjane, I don't feel sorry for her. He can stick his custom made shoes up her ass in my opinion. Any women who KNOWINGLY messes with a married man deserves what comes their way!

Shaq blows my life with his choices of women. His wife is pretty and puts up with his mudduck ass, so it's beyond me why he keeps messing with these threw faced hoes. Y'all think I'm harsh by caller her a hoe, well check her Myspace page and listen to her song "Mary Jane Don't Stop." Listen for her lyrics, “Every ballplayer I meet wants me to marry em.”

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If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck....you know the rest.

Good looking Raider Wifee

If I hear one more story about Mel B I will lose it. I promise. You are not the first single mother and you won't be the last! If you will make better decisions about who you lay with, maybe you wouldn't be in this position.

Mel B has a diss record in the works. Aimed at Eddie Murphy, this record will be called "Beverly Hills C*ck." How original. *insert sarcasm here*

She told Britain's New! magazine: "The working title on my new song is Beverly Hills Cock because that is what he is. He never bothers with his daughter. I mean, what kind of man is that?"(source)

My issue is this. If Eddie isn't seeing his daughter, he's wrong. However, keeping your business in the media is NOT going to make him change. IMO, Mel B is a prime example of woman who have a male friend with benefits, then catch feeling cause he laying the pipe right. You knew what the deal was beforehand. Sexing someone is not going to make him want to be with you, or make your f*ck buddy status turn into a beautiful, loving relationship because you're pregnant.

She's too grown for this crap.

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Why don't Super Slurper just GO.AWAY? I am so tired of her and her dirty laundry.

Looks like this think isn't just going to blow over. Darius has come forward to tell his side of the story and he's singing a different tune. He's saying that he tried to walk away and she jumped on his car banging all over his windows trying to break it with her bare fist. (source) WTF!

Now Super Slurper is attempting the take the high road (a road she's never traveled before) and say that she just wants him to get help because she and her son love him no matter what. HO SIT DOWN!

No, I am not one to condone violence in any shape or form, but a female of this caliber will indeed get a knocked a few time. She seems like she has serious control issues and will go toe to toe with a man, pushing him into a corner until he lashes out.

Darius knew something like this would eventually happen anyway. He said it months back in the Sister 2 Sister incident...

"“Karrine is a cool person. She’s the kind of person you can sit up and talk to. Honestly, I think that’s why a lot of dudes end up becoming her prey later on. Cause the minute you do something that she doesn’t like, then your business is in the streets and then she’s gonna put you on the Internet sleeping on her couch or she’s gonna say some things. Karrine is like a child: When she don’t get her way–and this is what I’ve seen firsthand–things get ugly."(source)

And there you have it folks. This mess was inevitable and that's why I'm not going. KARRINE, YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE.

I don't feel sorry for Darius either because when you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas. Well in this case, STD's and media frenzies.

The only person I feel sorry for is the little boy. How embarrassing is it for him to have to walk with a mom that's a proud deep throater?

Darius should have been WATCHING HIS SETUP! CLOWN!

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Somebody better call Mario and Luigi for Lil Wayne because his entire album was leaked to the internet two weeks before it was set to come out. OUCH!

DJ Chuck T (who is this fool?) leaked the album because of this statement made my Lil Weezy: