50 Simp knows he needs to sip on a tall glass of STFU and put the Haterade back in fridge. He's trying to sell as many records as teeth he has, so he's starting up yet another meaningless beef. This time with tittay city Rick Ross.

Rick Ross is doing good. I also complimented him that he had the #1 album. I said, 'Just don't stand too close to this fat piece of ...' I'm saying that because of what [Joe's] trying to do. He runs to Miami and hangs out with them like he's running Miami? Does Fat Joe run Miami? I don't think Fat Joe runs Miami. I think people from Miami would be upset you're even questioning that. The fact he can influence DJ Khaled on the radio, does that mean Fat Joe runs Miami? ... I don't care if [Khaled] ever plays my records. He's not important enough to what I'm doing for it to matter. Not to say Miami doesn't count. He doesn't count for it to matter to me." (Source)

*SIGHS* I swear I can't stand the ground this fool walks on. He needs to spend more time on finding another flavor for his vitamin water and keeping his ass out of the studio. WE.DON'T.WANT.YOUR.ALBUM. Young Buck and Lloyd Banks were the G-Unit members we were checking for. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

This is 50 Simp commerical for his new body spray Pure 50 RGX by Right Guard.I 'm not sure about y'all, but I wouldn't want to wear a fragrance if the spokesperson was frowned up like he just found a dead body. Somebody find a acting coach and teach this fool how to sell a product for chrissake!

I would rather wear this fragrance any day:

50 Simp is claiming he will sell a million records in a week when he drops Before I Self-Destruct. Funny because he was just hating on Wayne saying numbers like that aren't possible.

“I want to focus on the positive, and I feel I’m one of the more vocal people in hip-hop... Even when it’s not about music, people pay attention to me, because I have something to offer. I’ll continue to create quality music at a pace they haven’t seen.” (source)

*Sighs* I refuse to go there with him. The last time he talked all this mess, Kanye got in that ass like glass. Then Wayne came and further embarrassed him. 50's mouth need to stop writing checks his ass can't cash. He takes the competition angle too far.

50 cent claims he don't partake of the groupies goodies in the latest issue of Vibe magazine.

"I’ve been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet - naked,” the New York City native told ‘Vibe,’ adding that he never partakes: “Hell, no! Are you kidding me?”

I believe you 50. I wouldn't either if I knew Lloyd Banks would show up later in a French maid outfit, with Yayo following in his kneepads. I ain't mad at ya.

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Buck has bitched up ya'll and 50 is a even bigger bitch for taping this conversation. I have nothing to say on this post. Buck says it all; crying, voice shaking and begging like Keith Sweat.

All I can do is quote Denzel from Training Day:

You bitch made ass fool ass nigga!

Is 2008 the year for everybody to just let it all ride? Young Buck has got buck and aired 50 cent out.

Young Buck made a statement to the public that he hadn't received a royalty check. According to him, he wasn't saying it to be bogus or to front 50, cent he was just telling it like it is.

Of course 50 cent had a BF (bitch fit for you people who haven't seen White Chicks) and preceded to keep talking greasy about Buck. Buck said damn that and went.off at a show this weekend.

Anybody to signs with 50 has got to be desperate. He's not a good businessman at all. A good businessman knows how to keep business with business, and keep all the personal crap outside. I mean WTF, is that a record label or a cult?

As an adult, there are only two people in this world who can tell me what the hell I can/can't say or who I can/can't talk to. And those people are my parents.

If 50 will stop taking so much time worrying about ish that don't concern him, and more time on the craft of G-Unit as a whole, maybe they wouldn't be the laughingstock of the industry. When he and Lloyd Banks dropped their first cd's it was so much anticipation around them and they were hot! The follow-ups, not so much.

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I'm not sure about yall, but I've damn near had it with 50 cent. He is too big to have so many female catty ways. Sit down and shut up with your bandwagon jumping ass.

It's apparent that 50 cent is still upset Kanye murked him on the record sales, therefore he's out here searching for attention. And it all but landed on T.I. 50 has a song out implying T.I. got off easy on his gun charges because he snitched.

Whatever...I refuse to post his lyrics on my site because I'm more concerned about him being in another grown man's bidness when he has his own issues. He needs to be worrying about:

A. The welfare of his child
B. His teef looking like they were filed down
C. Ever having sex with his baby momma in the first place
D. His G-UNOT camp being the weakest mofo's in music
E. Checking his drawers to see if some ALWAYS are necessary...PMS MUCH?!

Head over to MissInfo to read the lyrics cause I ain't going.

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