I feel so bad because I have to roast my sister! Yes, I consider Kelis my sister. I love her style; she was the reason I decided to cut my hair a few years ago...but I REFUSE to play with her and this synthetic ghetto hair show, hot red, 3 Stooges ass wig! Only HUMAN hair in 2008 Ladies! She has beautiful hair so I'm not sure why she decided to take advantage of Jing Kim's beauty supply item of the week. Getting her Ike Turner steez on, I see you with your mushroom boo! The jury is still out on those boots because I have a love/hate relationship with them.

THE EFF' IS THIS?! See, I honor any single mom. Giving birth is something to be proud of but you really don't need to parade your battle wounds. WE BELIEVE YOU Deelicious, YOU DON'T NEED MORE PEOPLE! The scars from the accident was one thing, but this woman is pushing it now. And I am so done with her ruffled bra...I could have sworn only Easter panties for little girls had ruffles.

I was sitting here strolling through blogland and stumbled across this niggatry at Necole Bitchie that made my day! Straight hilarity!!

Video hoes, I refuse to call them vixens, Dollicia and Rita G were on a satellite talk show and tried to treat Bow Wow. He in return made a video in response to them.



I must say Bow Wow gained a little of my respect because he is a certified FOOL! He roasted them hoes quick! GET EMMMM'!

One of the funniest parts was when Dollicia had her face turned up talking about him, then Bow Wow rolled his personal footage and there she was IN THE SAME OUTFIT! *howling*

Bow Wow: [Rita G], who is she, what do she do?
His boy: The girl from the Kanye West video.
Bow Wow: Nobody know her. We couldn't even see yo face in the video!

And TREATED!