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By A. Red

"Dear Editor:
We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.
The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal.
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.
Sincerely,
Michael D. Pantalony, Esq.
Louis Vuitton Malletier"

Anyone who knows me knows I am a sucker for shoes. I'd give my last to get a pair of shoes that will turn heads and make me feel like the baddest bish. DON'T JUDGE ME. It's my thing. Sue me.
SEOD for Alicia wearing this mess. I'm all for a bad pair of heels but I don't know about this one. Would you cop these?
Can someone please name this creature? It looks like half man, half kangaroo. I've seen him around the blogosphere and apparently his name is Dwight. Moreover, he kicks it with the Atlanta Housewives. That information is neither here or there. I'm more concerned with why he has on half of "Sally The Camel" costume.
Someone sent Christina Millian CLEAN OFF and told her going blonde would help save her career. She looks like a reject from the 80's with the hair, lipstick and jacket. I'm not even going to start with the circus "fun mirror" glasses. This was SUCH a bad move its not even funny. As if she wasn't a joke enough....
The Dream peen has the ability to turn a woman into a complete hot mess. You all remember how Nivea looked after being married to him. SMH Christina better watch her setup.
Well alrighty then. Homegirl took partying like a rockstar to an entire new level. It's bad enough she came outside in her lingerie top, but the snatch sweat is ri-damn-diculous. Jesus be a Gillette razor or some Nair because only an "'afro" can retain that amount of moisture. SMH If I go to a club and the patrons look like that I'm LEAVING!
India Arie always manage to BLOW MY LIFE with her style choices. The gold "lynching" rope and blue demo on her chin is too murch! It's okay to be "Afrocentric" but she's surpassed that trend a long time ago and now she just looks stupid most of the time.
I don't know if M.I.A. stands for Mother In Action, but M.I.A. was a hot, hood booty mess last night at the Grammy's. Sorry, but she was. The Red Carpet was atrocious in itself, but her performance COSTUME KILT ME.


Her friend is just as busted. Did she use regular BLACK weave bonding glue to secure her BLONDE lacefront? I.JUST.CAN'T.AND.WON'T. Her disco ball sequined pants and winter white shirt should have gotten her NO ENTRY into that establishment. Seriously.
This crap here. Once again she's putting her back into it and he's on the wall enjoying the show. Even had the nerve to smile for the camera....CLICK, CLICK. They thought they were on getting busy wayyyyy in the back by the staff entrance; like no one would see them. The photographer "Smile you're on candid camera'd" their asses.
Okay....if this outfit was in memory of Eartha Kitt, I'm all for it. But if it was just some "I'm so different" type ish I deny her claim. NO!

These pictures were taking at Z100's Jingle Ball. I understand the need to feel and look festive but Kanye is pushing the bar on this one. I usually co-sign his fashion choices but I will not okay the twizzler steez. He has on too many shades of red for my liking. And what is with the bubble vest? Please tell me this trend isn't resurfacing.


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