I can't even comment on this mess. Just read the article.

"Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London." (Source)


Talk about being hard up and pathetic. Will she get mad if "Willy" knocks up a female dolphin? Oops, I forgot. It said she doesn't care because she wants him to have lots of dolphin babies. It's written in their PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT. *calls and pre-orders a red hearse*

I will not.cannot.shall not. deal with this!