Showing posts with label Dead. Show all posts

Showing posts with label Dead. Show all posts

Good Ol' College Days (Video Inside)

Posted In: Dead , Honey...YOU'RE DRUNK , Video . By A. Red

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I've never been this scummy in college. I'm had some bad morning afters but cot dammitttttttttt it was NEVER like this. You've gotta love technology. I wish we had all this kinda stuff back when I was in college a few years ago. I'd be rich off the fools I kicked it with....well and myself. LOLOL

MESSAGE!!

Posted In: Dead , Khia , Message , Tell the truth and shame the devil . By A. Red

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Blame Ms. Niqua for this one! I clicked the link she dropped me in the Wednesday W's yesterday and I've been in tears every since. Khia ain't GOT AN OUNCE OF SENSE. But I know a few chicks who need to take this advice. Booing up these nothing arse nuccas. GET THAT D*CK AND GO, AND DON'T CALL THAT NIGGA NO MO! *FAINTS* Your credits cards, medical bills, and breaks on your car will thank Thug Misses. CHUUCH!

If she had put this on her album maybe it would have went double Q-tip instead of single.

I'm Backkkkkkk....Let's Party!!

Posted In: Dead , Get that money , I can't , Is she for real . By A. Red

FAIL

And who better to kick off my return then Plies chosen Goonette. I just can't deal with Lil Mama. She's gyrating and shaking her arse talking about she's going to be the next winner on America's Got Talent. Since when is shaking your butt and grinding considered talent unless your your working at T-Daddy's Tittay Tavern. STOP! Oh...did I mention she is a stripper? Making BIG FACED HUNNEDSSSSSS. *crying*

Between her Edward Scissorhand-esque hair and the statement "Big things come in small packages" I can't take it. She ain't lying about big things though....how somebody over 3 ft shorter then me have a bigger donk?! NO HOMO. LOL

Check below for the official trailer for the show "Goonette" featuring the female Midget Mack getting it in in all her stripper glory.

*howling*

Welcome Back folks!

Ne-Yo's Hairline Is Dead And Gone...

Posted In: Dead , LMAO , Neyo , Parody , Video . By A. Red

...and I'm just plain DEAD after watching this video. I've BEEN let it ride on Ne-Yo with his hairline looking like the McDonald's arches. These parodies keep getting better and better don't they?! Lawd Jeebus this fool is a great candidate for a lacefront *Lays down in my coffin singing "Going up yonder."

Trojan Stimulus Package

Posted In: Are you serious? , Dead , Orly? . By A. Red

I totally and completely quit this bish. Did they really say "...we believe we should RIDE OUT these tough times together?!" *FTFO* Nothing like a nice stiff one to relieve stress I guess. Let's' see what they'll say if it broke while you were "riding out." I wonder if Planned Parenthood or hospital billing offices will be offering stimulus packages? I know Obama told us to band together and find a way to help one another, but I don't think this is what he had in mind.

Not That Stanky Leg (Video Inside)

Posted In: Dead , I ain't gon be able ta do it , Tacky Tuesday , Video . By A. Red

Dead and Gone.

Big gull WENT IN! I'm losing consciousness at the sight of her in skinny jeans with suspenders. Why the stores are even making them in that size is beyond me. SMH However, I shall not hate. Ol' girl was getting it. She went into a split and I fell out of my office chair. MUST BE NICE! I wonder if the inside of her pants leg split open?

If her body wasn't backwards she would be on. Her front looks like it belongs on her back. How unfortunate.

Blame it on Freddy O

Watch Your Setup Video of the Day

Posted In: Beyonce , Dead , Diva Beef? , Rihanna , Video , Youtube . By A. Red

According to this video, Rihanna blamed Beyonce for getting scraped by Chris Brown. Dead and Gone! Somebody from Chicago had to do this video because of that "All Day, What that do Biatch!!" I see you West Side! LMFAO

Really Though?

Posted In: A mess , CATEGORY OF IT'S OWN , Caught out there bogus , Dead , Get em , Roasting Session . By A. Red

All the people who answered YES to the question this little chocolate Oompa Loompa proposed, please form a line to the right. When you're done, get in the line to left to receive a Tetanus Shot.

Christ Almighty! What the hyell was she thinking when she put on this broccoli inspired get up? I'm pretty sure she was giving head in the Hummer, Cavaliar, and Yugo by the looks of her neck. It sweated out the entire top of her shirt!

Dead and Gone @ those 3rd grade ass sandals! LMFAO You know your mom made you put those on with your sundresses. Don't even get me started on the Barbie inspired blonde hair. My spirit just can't take it this morning!

GET.HER!

Watch Your Setup Photo Of The Day

Posted In: Candid Shots , Dead , No Damn Sense , Watch your setup , Wow . By A. Red

I THINK SHE KILT HIM!!! *In my Madea's voice* WHO MURDERED?!!!! *FTFO* I'm dead on so many levels right now. On that boy sweating smelling like bacon and a men's locker room. Why show the top belly but cover the second one? I'm baffled.....

He certainly was not watching his setup. I can only pray all that weight on his lap didn't end up castrating the poor boy. LMAO

Seen at Hot Ghetto Mess

A Morning LAUGH....SEOD

Posted In: Boy Stop , Dead , DO.NOT.WANT , MC Hammer . By A. Red

This is a new song from MC HAMMER.

*PLEASE ENJOY THIS BRIEF INTERMISSION WHILE A. RED FALLS OUT IN THE FLOOR IN HYSTERICS*

Unless he is going ----------------------------------> I don't want to be bothered. Is the REVERENT getting HYPHY?! It's more people on this track too. And I need to know EXACTLY who made space in their schedules to lay a track with Mr. Too Legit To Quit?! You're Fired!!

Ray J and Chardonnay Are Gonna Kill Me (Video Inside)

Posted In: Dead , Give Me The Strength , Ray J , Reality TV . By A. Red

I don't have OR need any words. I saw this last night and my soul left my body. I think my body is still on my front room couch and I'm only at work by spirit. Can someone summon Mahalia Jackson for me? *dies*

I don't know WHERE they find these birds but I know this makes for HILARIOUS television. Chardonnay is sending Ray J to BUSTDOWN HEAVEN I swear. Did you see the way he fell out of that chair?! LMFAO

Folks.. We Haaaaave A Winner!!

Posted In: Dead , done for the day , FTFO , surrenders . By Raider_wifee

Funny Pics / boxing fail

I just ran across this po baby giving ~~tribute~~ attempting to renact T-Baby's "It's So Cold In the D"

For those who haven't seen the original.. too bad - she's taken it down from youtube probably due to ~~hot mess~~ copywright infringement or something...

Funny Pics / Spock huuum?

Did he just break down the D... Break it down like the choir at the 79th Street Tabernacle on the Greater Missionary Rock of the Trinity Cup Runneth Over pass the Collection Plate Church Of God in Christ????

*Lawd... somebody raise lil Black Big Nose Michael Jackson soul (pre-rape) and surrender mine....*

Yeah I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers.. but so are you.. I see you laughing!!

Reasons I Love Photoshop

Posted In: Candid Shots , Dead , Diddy , Neyo , Treated , Watch your setup . By A. Red

I swear I LOVE PHOTOSHOP! LMFAO I thought this ad was real at first and I really I didn't want to believe Diddy advertisement team put this out. I was like who are they targeting?! Ne-Yo, Clay Aiken, and men in truck stop bathrooms?

Don't give me the side eye about Ne-Yo. You obviously haven't seen this new pic circulating the internet.

I TRIPLE DOUBLE DARE you to say NO HOMO with a straight face. *waiting*

Pictures source: Bossip

LOL Of The Day (Video Inside)

Posted In: Dead , LOL , Treated . By A. Red

Talk about about a wipe out! Looking like a Solid Gold Dancer with that shirt on. Get.him.boo. The moaning at the end was the funniest. She sounded like a moose! *FTFO*

Treating Lives

Posted In: Dead , Treated . By A. Red

LeatherCreations, a furniture store in Chi-town, took out a page ad taking shots at Blagojevich. Pure genuis! I give their marketing/advertising team an A+. I know Blagojevich somewhere getting his John Gotti on trying to find a way to get back at them. We all know how bad he thinks he is....I've read the transcripts from the tapes. This fool thought he was the next Shaft.

Lawd they treated his ENTIRE life. COMEDY!

Source

Make It Clap (Video Inside)

Posted In: Dead , Girl Stop , I Need A Check , Ludacris , Shawna . By A. Red

Shawna hit up NYC with Luda. She was so happy to be performing that she forgot exactly WHICH stage she was performing on and went into a booty clap. Let me find out she's stripping on the side to keep her pockets right in between records. LOL

Honestly, I like Shawna. I think she's a great MC, but her cd's never sell. You can tell Luda is down for his peeps because he still keeps her on his team even though her albums only go cotton balls. That's why he's my baby daddy.

WTF Story Of The Day: Woman Marries A Dolphin

Posted In: Are you serious? , Dead , I ain't gon be able ta do it , You're too old for this . By A. Red

I can't even comment on this mess. Just read the article.

"Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London." (Source)

Talk about being hard up and pathetic. Will she get mad if "Willy" knocks up a female dolphin? Oops, I forgot. It said she doesn't care because she wants him to have lots of dolphin babies. It's written in their PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT. *calls and pre-orders a red hearse*

I will not.cannot.shall not. deal with this!

Caption This, Fill in the Blank, Get Em (all in one)

Posted In: Boy Stop , Dead , Give Me The Strength , Scrony Niggas . By Jay Curtis™

Senor Babywipes was at the Hampton Univ Homecoming recently lookin like ___________.

Thank the good lawd that the third brother (Love) wasn't in the shot. My teeth would've evaporated from cavities via visually inhaling this sugary display of photos. SMH!

Any Reverends Out Here?....(VIDEO INSIDE)

Posted In: Dead , Give Me The Strength , Hell to tha naw , O.M.G.Video , Why? , Wow , WTF? , Youtube . By A. Red

...cuz someone needs to come and preach my funeral!!!!It's raining gumdrops and skittles all throughout this video. I can't hate, shim is GETTING IT! But its making my heart hurt. Where was the dad to punch him in his chest when he started feeling loose in the hips? If you're feeling him, lawd help us all, there are NUMEROUS videos. All TEN TIMES worse than the one I'm showing. Be sure to check out the one dedicated to "The Haters." LMFAO