XXL July issue will showcase Gucci Mane, Soulja Boy, OJ Da Juiceman, and Shawty Lo for their "Hood to Hood" cover. Maybe it should be called "Bunk to Wack" because none of them are worth a cover. Sorry.

Gucci Mane does put out some hood booty classics, but trust, he'll stay underground for the duration of his career. Until OJ stops spending money on jewelry and fix that crooked picket fence grill of his I won't take him seriously. You already know how I feel about Soulja Boy and Shawty Lo...they're both irrelevant. NEXT!

The only people they're missing is T-Baby and Soulja Girl! "I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES!"

Diddy never seems to amaze me. These vblogs are getting more hilarious by the day, check it out:



Yes, Diddy is an idiot, but you know what? He basically talked about money, cars, and girls without even saying a word. How many stank azz rappers can do that? Now, as far as getting your "James Bond" on? Negative. Most people say a line or two in their "demo." Should Diddy be the first black James Bond? (Mind you...he does have "A Raisin In The Sun" under his belt.)

Quick! Somebody grab me a crayon and color me surprised. Get the eff outta here! You mean to tell me that the biggest election in history could come down to us “rolling our finger up and down”….BULLSH*T!!! The man who came in to check the system said that their finger might have ACCIDENTALLY touched McCain. (*please see Nicca Please pic again*) So I guess the elderly man’s daughter made the same mistake, and the others who previously brought this ish to the forefront. (*sigh*) Well, it is West Virginia. But my question is this...Why in the no Norton-Antivirus hell are we even collecting votes through a damn computer. Hello? There are probably Republican hackers getting their Billy Gates IT hack on right now with the machines. SMH!

Vibe Magazine awarded Eminem the title of Best Rapper Alive. Get this...his rival competitor was Jay-Z, who lost by 69 percent. Consequently, it has sparked some smoke in the city.

Many of the people are complaining because of how the artist were paired, not the votes themselves.

The online contest polled users over a 5-week period. During the first week, the 64 competing rappers were paired off and users were asked to select the best 32 artists. The second week, that group of 32 lyricists was also grouped in twos and the voters picked their favorite 16. Over the subsequent weeks, the list dwindled down to the last b-boys standing, Jay-Z and Eminem. Eminem won by a landslide of 69 percent, compared to Jay-Z's 31 percent.

I understand that the results were driven by the voters, but the brackets sed for voting are suspicious. Take for example the following pairings that caused upsets during the first round of voting:

Lil' Kim vs. Lauryn Hill
Lupe Fiasco vs. Q-Tip
Mos Def vs. Talib Qweli
Ghostface Killah vs. Raekwon
Method Man vs. Redman
Common vs. Black Thought
(source)

Come one man! How do you put Method Man and Redman against one another and they're from the same group? How the hell can you even compare Lil' Kim and Lauyn Hill? That's like putting Adina Howard and Shirley Ceasar against one another. SMMFH

Do you think this was accurate? Is Eminem the best rapper alive in your opinion?

DO.NOT.WANT. Y'all remember Lil Troy, right? "Wanna be a baller...shot caller...20 inch blades on the Impala..." Now, what cracks me up besides the faux flames, the fade, the Burlington Coat Factory suit, the imfamous "I got money" pose, the title, the subtitle, etc., is the wording in the gold star (Baller Anniversary - How to make a million dollars off of one record). FTFO! If memory serves me correctly...(hold on, let me check wikipedia)...(*checking*)...nope. (*checking any other sites*)...nope. No signs of him making a million dollars off one record. Well...before this cover sends me to a firey grave, let me post the video that put food on his table and clothes on his back...

Between this ish, and McCain with this "No...honestly, he's a good guy!" talk, I think it's time to wave the flag homie! By looking at this video, it seems to me that he has finally given up the ghost on this election. It's not even fun anymore. Even his supporters are like..."wigga...man up!" That lady at the end tho..."I can't trust Obama. I read about him. He's an Arab." Bish please. Inhale an afghan! You and millions of other idiots will be pissed in about 3 weeks. So before that time hits...go to your nearest furniture store, test out all of the nice sofas and lazyboy chairs. Get the best one in the store. Take your social security money, and make that purchase. Then have the delivery people ship it and place it in your home. And before you get all cozy, fix you a nice, tall glass of "shutchodumbazzup" and proceed to SITCHAOLDAZZDOWN!!!