Dead and Gone.

Big gull WENT IN! I'm losing consciousness at the sight of her in skinny jeans with suspenders. Why the stores are even making them in that size is beyond me. SMH However, I shall not hate. Ol' girl was getting it. She went into a split and I fell out of my office chair. MUST BE NICE! I wonder if the inside of her pants leg split open?

If her body wasn't backwards she would be on. Her front looks like it belongs on her back. How unfortunate.

Blame it on Freddy O