You're going to have to click the above picture to enlarge it...TRUST it's a must. I was in the crib chilling on Friday night when my homies text me this fuckery and I was literally howling. Y'all don't see Pops with designs in his head! The kneegrow is totally BALD at the top, but had the audacity to put zig zag designs in the little strands around the sides. Looking like a ghetto ass Mr. Burns.
You can tell he's one of those old sugar daddies. He thinks he is too on...but I bet nobody is wiping his ass down for that mess. The two rings on his finger sealed my death. BOY STOP! Shouldn't he be somewhere playing Bingo?

Call my crazy, but I am 99.9999% sure, just like Eddie's and Mel B's paternity test, that this is not the CHANGE Obama was talking about! These girls look like they are in high school! With a few of the itty bitty titty committee in full affect...NO HOMO. I just can't, won't and shouldn't have to deal with this!!

For every step forward dumb people take us ten back. SMMFH

Whoever made the cartoon below knows EXACTLY what their talking about.




THANKS DURTY MO

ok...now that I got that picture up...let me post my "negro please pic"...(excuse me as I find it)...


There it is!!! Ok. Now...let me insert the story:

"According to multiple sources...Karrine "Superhead" Steffans has decided to re-dedicate herself to God as a born-again Christian."

*blank look with added sigh* I hope she is serious. I've been saying for years that she needs Christ. I can see all the church mothers and elders giving her the SEOD every Sunday. Well...this will be the first time that I will say this...and actually mean it with no underlining pun....I really hope she gets ahead in life. *straight face*

Diddy, the spotlight whore, understand we're in a recession. Since he's bless to be fortunate, he decided to help the economy...by dressing less flashy.

He told Page Six Magazine," Out of respect, I've been trying to dress less flashy. It's one thing to be stylish; it's another to be over-the-top. You gotta know when to hold back and not to rub it in." (source)


Well isn't he just thoughtful. *insert sarcasm here* Most people would donate to charities, or sell some of those over-the-top items, the give that money to the less fortunate. Ol' Diddy here is going to wear 1 Platinum chain instead of 3. *slow claps*

I swear people with money are some of the smartest, yet dumbest folks in the world.

I wish I could be in NYC to see this spectacle. If anything, it will most definitely be worth a great laugh. Will his "monologue" show him bitching about Jay Z and kissing Cameron's ass? If not, then it's not really about his life and we've all been bamboozled.