Some of you guys remember me talking about this dummy guy I use to date. If not catch up here. Anyway, he decided to call me again, during respectable phone hours. Which was cool. I was happy to know he was still alive an all. I'm not THAT big of a bish. So we were just shooting the breeze and then he had to take it there. He asked me why didn't we work out. I politely brought him back into remembrance of why we stopped talking. Our last conversation went like this.

[Laying in the bed watching television]

The Fool: "What you been up to? You haven't been over here in a while."

A. Red: "You know me; working, shopping, and writing. That's my life. What you been on?"

The Fool: "Man I been on the same thing. I just went out with my cousin for his birthday last week and we got eff'd up. We were drinking on a case Ciroc. You probably don't know what that is little girl." [He gave me a smug look]

A. Red: [Giving the bish please face] "You talking about the vodka Diddy pushing now? I was drinking that in college when my friend use to get it for $20. I was drinking if before Diddy was drinking it."

The Fool: [Long Pause then he gave me a evil look] See that's why I need me a bish with down syndrome. Your ass know too much. You always think you know everything.

A. Red [With the WTF face] Are you kidding me? Nigga you asked me a question and I gave you a answer. Don't ask me nothing then.

He started laughing acting like he didn't remember the conversation. It amazes me how some guys want you to dumb yourself down to make them feel better. I'm not the one. This wasn't the first time he got an attitude because I knew something he felt I shouldn't have known, but it was the first time he expressed it....and the last because I ain't gon' be able ta do it. LOL Move along pimpin', move along.
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