This HAVE GOT to be the funniest story ever. Jim Jones turned himself in yesterday to answer questions about an physical altercation between his boy TY-TY and NE-YO. *dies*

"The details of the event are sketchy at this point: Police believe Jones and/or members of his crew were involved in a physical altercation with Ne-Yo and/or one or more of his entourage at the Louis Vuitton store on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. According to several blog reports, members of Jones' entourage fought with an associate of Jay Z's who works for Ne-Yo. That associate is said to be the brother of longtime Jay-Z friend and business colleague Tyran "Ty Ty" Smith. (source)

You know what, Ty-Ty and Ne-Yo need to locked up for their wack ass stripper names alone, and Jim Jones need be locked up for not showering. What could they possibly have been fighting over? The last size 10 LV monogram stiletto? I give up!

Busta Rhymes looks like a _________ and needs to ________.

This world is about to end soon and I have proof. People in the UK are basically trying to push for laws allowing TEACHERS to have sex with students over the age of 16. WTF?!

Teachers should NOT be prosecuted for having sex with pupils over 16, claim union bosses.The NASUWT says it is UNFAIR to treat teachers who have affairs with students who are over 16 as sex offenders, insisting all they are guilty of is an “error of professional judgement”.

In 2001 it became illegal for teachers to have any intimate or sexual affair with any pupil in their school under 18.

If found guilty of doing so, the teacher would face instant dismissal, be made to sign the sex offenders register and possibly face jail. But NASUWT general secretary Chris Keates told the Tonight show it’s wrong to criminalise these teachers.

She said: “This isn’t a person who is showing any tendencies for being a sex offender—this is a person who’s made a serious error of professional judgement.

“I don’t think they need to be criminalised by being put on a sex offenders register.” (source)

If I was a parent in the UK and this fuckery of a law was passed I would be homeschooling my child. There is no way in hell I'll send my child to "Ms. Jackson if you nasty" health class to learn about the human body via actual experience.

Some of the jackasses in the comments had the audacity to say "well you can't help who you fall in love with." Really? You're a sick freak if you're getting getting hot and bothered by someone who still has puberty pimples and a curfew. SMH This kind of thing WOULD NOT fly over here.

Celebrities had quite a scare in the ATL this weekend. A party at Dreamz club turned chaotic when some genius decided to start shooting.

" According to law enforcement sources, things got violent when club patrons heard private security hired to work inside the club were double charging people to get into the VIP area — where stars like Usher, Diddy and Nelly were partying.Cops say pushing and shoving broke out, and as the masses were being thrown outside, that’s when a shot rang out. A security guard was treated for a shot in the arm, but has already been released from the hospital." (source)


It looks like Diddy was being escorted out as soon as the triggered was pulled; his bodyguards don't play! His setup is watched at all times. Things calmed down after the DJ lied threw his teeth and said it wasn't gunshots they heard, but a speaker blowing out. *SEOD* You can't even party in peace these days.

Also in attendance were J.D., Diddy, Usher, Nelly, Bow Wow, Gabrielle Union, Sanaa Lathan, Nia Long, Larenz Tate, Da Brat, Lisa Raye, and several NBA players. Go to Real Talk NY for more pics.

There is nothing wrong with being a fan of an artist music but this is taking it to the extreme! I guess Rick Ross is "The Biggest Boss" because he got clown ass negroes carving his name AND face in their heads. This right here gets the ghetto award of 08' hands down.

Where is Jada when you need her?



I went browsing the e-streets for more hair fuckery and came across this chick who obviously watched BAPS to many times.

SMMFH. Coontastic at it's finest. Parents need to do their jobs. The problem is Taknocka was too busy telling her girlfriends Moet, and Lil Skeet that her daugher was going to be the "flyest hoe at the prom" to even really care that it looked like she was preparing for takeoff.

Blame Jay Curtis for this bs early in the morning!

I posted Ludacris song "Politics: Obama is here" on yesterday. Well according to Bossip Obama is not happy about the song and thinks Luda should be ashamed. His campaign released this statement....

“As Barack Obama has said many, many times in the past, rap lyrics today too often perpetuate misogyny, materialism, and degrading images that he doesn’t want his daughters or any children exposed to,” explained spokesman Bill Burton. “This song is not only outrageously offensive to Senator Clinton, Reverend Jackson, Senator McCain, and President Bush, it is offensive to all of us who are trying to raise our children with values we hold dear. While Ludacris is a talented individual he should be ashamed of these lyrics.”

Wow, this is the second time Ludacris has came under attack for his music. First it was from Bill O'Reilly's decrepit, hating ass now Obama. While his lyrics were harsh, funny but harsh, he does have the right to say whatever he please. Free speech allows him too. Hell, Fox news does it and gets away with it. It's funny; you never really hear Luda's name in anything but when you finally do, it HITS THE FAN.

This is like deja vu...I really hope this doesn't mess up his deal with AT&T.

Chris Strokes has too much nerve. He reneged on a few interviews with Vibe magazine, but when he heard they were having a photo shoot with B2K, minus Omarion, he decided to contact them because he couldn't believe they were taking pictures without the "the most important member." *SEOD*

He thus arranged for Omarion and Marques to have phone interviews to continue holding his nut sack, swearing he never did any of the things he's accused of. Only after the aforementioned conversations did he get on the phone. Following, he gave a random story of his life like the readers gave a damn. WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU TOUCHED THE BOYS, NOT HOW YOU CAME UP IN THE WORLD NEGRO!

He continued with the story of his life and then finally got to the accusations. He said they were untrue and only a "cry for attention" etc.

But this is the part of the interview that blew my life. I think the only reason he sat down with Vibe was to promote his new venture to find more victims. He has a show, Chris Stoke: I Wanna Be A Star! He is looking for contenders via youtube and myspace.

"Despite the publicity he’s received in recent months, he has been inundated with audition videos from eager young performers vying for the chance to win the grand prize—a deal with T.U.G."

The above comment from VIBE.com made me SMMFH. Why would anyone want to work for/with him. Are people so desperate to get in the business? If I see another boy group formed by him I swear I will do a drive by on the parents myself!



source: VIBE.com