I am throwing a mean Side Eye of Death at Ri Ri. She may sound like a screeching alley cat in heat, and straight swagger jacked FeFe Dobson AND Cheri Dennis, but she can dress her butt off. That's why my soul died and did the "Dougie" with Tupac when I ran across this photo which is a huge NO NO





First off, she has little corns on almost every toe. I say "almost" because I can't see the pinky toe. It's too busy HOLDING.ON.FOR.DEAR.LIFE at the edge of her shoe because her big toe Debo'd most of the space on her Jesus Walks sandal. I need for these celebrities to stop wearing Cavalli and Gucci dresses, then squeezing their size 10's in a size 8 "$9.99 are you out of your mind" Chernin shoes. It's totally unacceptable and borderline disrespectful to the public.

LMAO at her bodyguard trying to shield her face from the camera when he really should have been on his knees covering up her flippers!

I received this on my text the other day and I felt the need to share this with all my ladies...or whomever wears sandals in the summer.





The Open Toed Shoe Pledge

I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.
I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow . I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping people like A.Red' won't notice