Khia has officially gave me the BIGGEST laugh of my life! At first it was rumored her album sold A Milli in the first week (what comedian reported this?) but now it's official Nasti Muzik has only sold 1,400. *hyperventilates*
Are you kidding me?! All the advice blogs and talking mess only helped her sell 14k? I would say her "fucking for tracks" didn't pay off, but I refuse to believe any man laid down with yuck mouf for the hell of it. Dude, I've burned more cd's then she actually sold! LMBAO!
I can already foresee her next attempt at fame. She'll start a beef with Lil Mama and Teyana Taylor then join the next season of MTV Jackass to stir up some recognition. Sorry Khia, we still don't R-E-S-P-E-C-T you. Clown...
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All I wanna know is who are the 1400 decrepit idiots that paid for this??? Napster anyone?? Anyone??
aahahahahahah!!! @ you burning more cd's than what she sold.
NOBODY'S checkin' for her.
*forwarding a copy of this very post to her personal INBOX just to ruin her day with the subject line: "Hey Khia...He's what the people think of you".*
lmaoooooooo!!!!
Lawd. I know ushers who passed out more church fans during a revival. Hell, I'm sure this site gets more hits in a day than what she sold. That's a damn shame. How can you possibly be on VH1, had "My Neck, My Back" in your arsenal, and still come up "Jermaine Dupri's height?"
FTFO...how in the hell did she sell less than K Fed?
*shakes head in amazement*
(*places flowers on casket*)
RED, my blogging buddy, you have left us too soon. You will be severally missed, but know that when I see Khia--ON SIGHT I'm taking her to the ground! Ahem...now let's all join hands and say the LORD's Prayer.
aaahummm
But for real though, this is kind of sad...I know ya'll have no sympathy for the chile, but she put A LOT of effort into staying relevant (*'relevant' may not be the best description...any suggestions lol*). It's hard to watch someone's dream not come true...but this is STILL funny! lol
@ lil sis
less than k-fed huh...DAMN smh that's bad, just bad! lol
^I feel you Free. I think I would have more sympathy for her if she relied more on her craft, rather than started bunk beefs that no one cares about. All that yapping of the mouth hurt her more than helped. She needs a better manager to point her in the right direction.
yea, her and half-dolla got that beef promo shit bad! learn to be positive or umma something...dare to be different!
lol
this is too funny I am cracking up @ work right now...I can't breathe..I need a paper bag...
OMG 1400 sold...wait a minute she's not signed to a real label is she? DAMN!!! this made my day...
NOBODY wants to hear her spit that lyrical halitosis...
I want to know exactly who the 1400 dummies were?
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