Flavor Flav has caused me to vomit everything I've even thought about eating. He sat down with Complex Magazine to talk about his initial sexual episode. If you have a weak stomach, please don't read...


Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?

Flavor Flav:
Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.

Complex:
Really?

Flavor Flav:
Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.

Complex:
How uh…when was this?

Flavor Flav:
This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex:
Like elementary school? Or middle school?

Flavor Flav:
Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex:
Really?

Flavor Flav:
Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Complex:
I respect that. Early start my man.

Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!

I know that poor girl laid down with Flav, and got up with fleas! 6 years old? Nigga please. That little cheeto couldn't get hard enough to penetrate nothing...YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!

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