Ok...damn that. I want to address all the blind futhamuckas who was like "stop hatin'. I don't see nothing wrong with Christina's new look".

*sits patiently as those people log on to watchyoursetup.com*

Bish please! Shawty is a 10 (a negative 10 that is). The holy hot mess of a lacefront has to go, pronto! I bet you them bootleg black Barbies at Family Dollar are salty as hell that she stole their swag. SMH. I do NOT co-sign this type of bafoonery in public.

UPDATE: The homie Liv sent us a pic for comparison. Partake! (Thanks Liv)

Wow...Beyonce (I mean Sasha) must be hella busy because she is pumpin out these videos. I wonder what song she's making a video for.....wait a minute...that's not BEYONCE/SASHA! Maybe it's a parody...like a SNL skit. Right? Or maybe Beyonce is staring in a movie and this is her stunt double. No? Hell naw...this is Teiarra Marie (who) Teiarra Marie ol irrelevant arse. The only reason I posted these pics is so you can see a real live swagger jack move in the making. Somebody GET HER AZZ!

Mariah looks like she just escaped from the nearest trailer park Mental Hospital. She's looking rather old. SMH I thought Nick cannon giving her that young peen would stop her from aging. I guess not.

In her defense, this photo was taken at her press conference from Tennessee; her new movie that will probably flop worse then Glitter. I guess she's trying to stay in character. Truth be told, it's not enough unicorns in ANYONE'S imagination to make her a good actress. Sorry.

Get herrrrrrrr!

Jaheim money must be SUPER low. I literally spit out my drink when I heard on the radio that he had a greatest hit cd. Really? His first cd had some hits, but a greatest hits cd THIS early in the game is premature. If this is possible, I guess Kelly Rowland can get her best hits cd ready right nahhhh!

The kicker is the cd have only 9 songs on it. 9 songs for $15.99? I ain't gon' be able to do it. Somebody please page Jaheim and let him know I will not be able help him pay for his hair braiding services.

Macy Gray, President of The HMC (Hot Mess Committee) was spotted at the BlackBerry Storm release party, looking like she slept in her clothes overnight, hopped up and left the damn house. Somebody help me, is that a night gown under her denim jacket (that fails to match the denim jeans)? Jesus be a pick with a fist on it.

Being kicked out of Danity Kane is rough I see. I'm so mad at D. Woods out here looking like she's going to a Richard Simmons class.


Hell this get up isn't even acceptable as a Halloween costume to be honest. If she think showing up looking like the homeless is going to make her relevant then she got another thing coming. She better see if Aubrey will let her be her make up artist for the porn she'll inevitably end up doing.

It's hilarious to me how people try to put on outlandish ish around Halloween and say it's their costume. Bish please. You been wanting to wear that foolishness.

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I'm trying to be nice. Really I am. I mean I like Raven Symone and her chunky swag, but as President of the DO.NOT.WANT. committee, I think I may have to VETO this one. That stage is way too big for them to stay in the camera pocket like that. Those 3rd string Omarion dancers are in violation. NO. I'll let the ladies comment on yellow pants, the non matching gray shirt and the unnecessary double-breasted black vest with the green clip-on tie. Oops. And I swear, them boys better put them scarfs back in their momma's drawer when they get back home.

Suge Knight sold the infamous Death Row Records to Susan Berg of Global Music group. He was ordered to auction off this estate by a judge after missing numerous court hearings. Suge filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy in April of 2006 because Death Row Records debt had accrued up to $137 million, and its assets debt up to $4.4 million.

I guess this big dummy was too busy jumping up to get beat down...

and running behind all the white girls that he forgot to pay his bills.

Clown ass! We gon' see this fool on Crenshaw Blvd. washing windows and selling loose cigarettes.

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon won't be having another wedding after all. The Lowered Expectations couple won't be able to afford the wedding because the paparazzi and magazines said NOT.ON.DUTY. No one agreed to pay for the idiocy.

I know Mariah is pissed because she still had to pay for the pure white horses she crazy glued the horns on. You know she likes to do everything over the top.

An insider told In Touch Weekly, "The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah’s style. The lady loves a spectacle. Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested.”

I need to know exactly why can't her or Nick afford the second wedding. They're both rich! They wouldn't be having this problem if she would stop paying her lip gloss applier, the paparazzi to follow her, and buying PNB Nation in bulk to support Nick.

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Lil Wayne is stuntin' and frontin' round here. The self-proclaimed rapper so ice cold that he pisses platinum has been put on blast for not keeping up with his car payments on a 1999 Bentley. He is being asked for $123,800, plus $2oo per day for any damaged acquired.

*Sends a virtual ass whipping over the web to Lil Weasel*

1999? How you gon' still have payments left on a car almost a decade old but you're apart of a group called CASH MONEY MILLIONAIRES!

I am dead at the way businessman LeMarck de Andres straight treated his life! This is what he had to say about the situation:

"My direct observation and experience with Dwayne M. Carter’s financial and personal irresponsibility over the years has taught and demonstrated to me that he has become the new symbol of financial illiteracy and slavery in the 21st century." (source)

*falls out of my chair* ROFL

Talking about business being put in the street! He needs to stop trying to check DJ's and CHECK INTO CA$H before they come and repo his grill. Lord knows he got enough teefus to spare .

Numskull *dies* from rap group the Luniz has been arrested TMZ reports. I'm not even going to go into how fitting his name is.

He is apparently being charged with 12 counts of felony assault, 3 of them are sodomy (WTF), corporal injury, and possession of a firearm.

His camp isn't saying too much, so the details are kind of sketchy. Their probably still high of the cigaweed and don't even know that the hell is going on with Numskull *dies again*.

More importantly, is that really his mugshot?! LMAO NO SIR! You WILL.NOT take your mugshot holding up your 2 carat silver chain.

You know what today is Sunday and I shouldn't have to deal with this. "Come on sister. Let's go, so we can pray for these niggaz."~ Friday After Next

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WATCH YOUR SETUP! SMH

Meghan "Give up The" Goods was put on Maxim's Hot 100 list and she showed up to the party looking like an extra from the original Charlies Angels.

Those look like the first high waist shorts ever. And the shirt, OMG the shirt! This is truly a throwback outfit, right on down to the ankle bracelet. *falls out of my chair*

She can do so much better than this. Where the hell is Herve Leger when you need him? Her hair is the bidness though. Well at least she looks better than this.

Photos: The Fury