This HAVE GOT to be the funniest story ever. Jim Jones turned himself in yesterday to answer questions about an physical altercation between his boy TY-TY and NE-YO. *dies*

"The details of the event are sketchy at this point: Police believe Jones and/or members of his crew were involved in a physical altercation with Ne-Yo and/or one or more of his entourage at the Louis Vuitton store on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. According to several blog reports, members of Jones' entourage fought with an associate of Jay Z's who works for Ne-Yo. That associate is said to be the brother of longtime Jay-Z friend and business colleague Tyran "Ty Ty" Smith. (source)

You know what, Ty-Ty and Ne-Yo need to locked up for their wack ass stripper names alone, and Jim Jones need be locked up for not showering. What could they possibly have been fighting over? The last size 10 LV monogram stiletto? I give up!

Jim Jones is on the new cover of Complex Magazine. I don't know who made the executive decision for that but whatever. He's still talking about the same stuff; getting his David Ruffin, Eddie Kane on. Boy bye.

And he brings Dame Dash, of all people, to come help him co-sign. Didn't they just hate each other a few years ago? Dame Dash haven't been relevant since Jay Z gave him the boot. He needs to be somewhere worrying about paying the government, and everyone else, the money he owes. A blazer or scarf is the least of his worries.

I wish I could be in NYC to see this spectacle. If anything, it will most definitely be worth a great laugh. Will his "monologue" show him bitching about Jay Z and kissing Cameron's ass? If not, then it's not really about his life and we've all been bamboozled.

Jim Jones is about to get his Sound of Music on. Yes, he's about to star in his own musical called the "Jim Jones Project". FTFO

"Its a new different Way that Jim is showcasing his music. He's taking his upcoming album and telling his story via the album and the actors acting it out as a play to release his album. The upcoming album is the soundtrack to the play. We have two nights. (Source)

I think I'll pass. The only interesting thing about JJ is seeing how unkempt he can look before he finally take a shower and shave. I would like him to explain what kind of "thug" allows himself to become a member of a group named "DIPSET" where the leader wear pink. No Yes Homo!

LexAve a fool for this one! LOL