The idiot coon pictured above recently spewed his opinion to a reporter. Let's partake in his baffoonery for a brief moment:
Last week in Atlanta, in a interview with Soulja Boy Tell Em. A reporter asked him,“What historical figure do you most hate?” He was stumped. I said, “Others have said Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters…” He said, “Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa.” “We wouldn’t be here,” he continued, to get this ice and tattoos.” (source)
(*in my John McCain voice*) My friends, this is unacceptable my friends. Many kids (our future) are looking up to this idiot. Somebody please go to Home Depot for me and buy me a lawn chair, so this dumbazz can sit his azz down outside.
Another cheap leggings wearing culprit. I SHOULD NOT be able to see your arse through your leggings. What part of the game is this?! Forget that, those are pantyhose. I don't care what she tryna claim. Furthermore, you don't put sheer on top of sheer. She's clearly delusional...I guarantee wearing next to nothing STILL didn't get her any action. Which one of y'all women lovers would have jumped down if you saw that? *waits patiently*
Both of them are all types of wrong, but this trick in the Easter pastel skirt, and her big sisters boots and bustier is a certified CLOWN. Double dead at her getting her coordinate on with the headband! LMFAO Her girl is killing me softly with the connect-the-dot bustier and random yellow. Yellow is a great accessory choice, but it DID NOT work for her. They look like a reject ass Vanity 6.
LIL' KIM IS THAT YOU?! ROFL
I don't know if she's trying to be sexy or make herself throw up. I do know it's an EPIC FAIL! Just like her month old wrap and 8th grade luncheon dress she's rocking.
What? I oughta bust her in the head with my laptop. All of that for Plies? Plies? She said she spent $600 to see Plies (who was nowhere near the main headliner). She also said...(and yes, I caught this)...that she just moved to the "apartment" but she still got to get the rest of her stuff from her "house." Downgrade? Or did we use mortgage payments to see Plies (once again...who was nowhere near the main headliner). Seriously...Plies was probably so close to the front of the show, that he was probably doing soundcheck. She said she got God and Plies. Odd couple, but hey. I can "somewhat" work with it if she said she jumped for both, but Plies only? All of this for Plies? Did I miss something? Why Plies?
No Homo, but I can see if dis nicca was Denzel or Will Smith, but Plies? GTFO!
BREAKING NEWS: I just caught wind that she actually WON! (atleast she claims that she won) Go f*ckin figure. I wish I could gather some Pharisees and Saducees up so we can all stone her stupid azz for setting us black people back 250 years. Plies ain't jumping in no lake, puddle, tub, shower, etc. for you, but yo dumb azz did what? SMDH. *sigh* Obama better win, that's all I'm saying.
UPDATE: Someone in a forum made up a great point for this epic foolery:
"You'll jump off the bridge for a nigga that calls you a bitch and hoe in damn near every song he makes, but I bet you wouldn't jump off a bridge for a good man that really gives a f*ck about you."
Amen!
Update #2: :"Busted Baby" must have tracked her video down to us. The video is now set to private and you have to become her friend to view it. She's not that important for us to go through all of that. Trust, you guys aren't missing anything. Justin Time write up will save you the trouble.
My campaign is Friends Don't Let Friends Look A Mess.After going out to the clubs and browsing the internet I had to do this. If you are caught with someone in your crew looking tore up from the floor up there are only 2 reasons: 1. You want them looking a fool to make you look better or 2. You're not their real friend. Simple as that.
If you or your friends bear any similarities to the photos below you need to be on the board of my campaign!
SMMFH @ Titty City. Her wig and skirt were bad enough on their own. But adding the zebra belt, bra (straps look they're 2 secs from popping), and clutch sent her straight to fashion hell. The itty bitty heart chain just added insult to injury.
Your butt hanging out of your short is NEVER a good idea; especially if the shorts are so tight it's smashing your butt in. The girls in the corner look like they were roasting her.
I swear this is the pink version of Julia Roberts Pretty Woman prostitute outfit. LMAO I think it's fair to say Julia looked 10x better.
She had to make this crochet atrocity herself. This spiderman meets strip club attire is horrendous.
Seriously, she couldn't afford a shirt to wear to the club? This is a good example of when being different goes wrong. Dead @ the belt holding her hair or should I say "titty sling".
Let this be a lesson to all you RED REPORTERS. You've got to watch your setup and your friends! If you're out and see something similar to the above PLEASE take the picture and email it to me. We're gonna put a stop to this foolishness; one roast at a time!
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