I've come to the conclusion that there is absolutely NOTHING she can do to look cute...or like a woman. She has on a Forever 21 prom dress, with Rainbow shops pumps, but she still looka like-a man. SMH This is really a tragic situation. It would help if she stopped giving the Waymon from "A Low Down Dirty Shame" face.

I'm a little disappointed in Taraji for this photo in Instyle Magazine. This almost nekkid picture is sooooooo unnecessary. And to top it off, it's rather unflattering. I guess she's really trying to get that Oscar. Since her acting didn't snag it she believes her snatch will. I vote no. Why must people always revert to sex to sale themselves? I'm over it.

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Ya'll need to stop laughing at Jackie Chan't. I don't think I've ever seen a sweet Chinese man before. This joint is unacceptable! Even if he had a big "no homo" shirt on...this would not be approved by me. Lawd Jeebus! I died near the end.

Before I go into the bafoonery, let me remind you that earlier this month, we elected a black president. So, when I say that we gots to do better, then damnit, we gots to do better. Aight...roll the tape:

Live from the Dirty Awards in Atlanta. (wait...Dirty Awards?) I'ma leave that alone. Here's a snapshot:

(spotted at C+D)

The Setup:

34-year-old Teresa says her 14-year-old daughter, Rayletha, is trying to have a baby! Rayletha says she may only be 14 years old, but she knows everything there is about taking care of a baby. So what if she had sex in her mother’s bed, without a condom? How else is she supposed to make her baby? Rayletha says after she has her baby, her mom will take care of it. She has all her baby names picked out: Samaria, Janarious, Zakelas… AND COURVOISIER! Rayletha says all she needs to take care of a baby is two cans of formula. She kindly suggests that her mom, Teresa, should quit telling her to stop trying to have a baby, or she’ll get another black eye.

I have no commentary for this. I do, but I just CAN.NOT.DO.IT!

Today Show former flunky, Ed McMahon decided to become a rapper. *deep sigh* This 85-year-old delusional fool will be dropping lyrics inspired by his financial woes for Freecreditreport.com .

The videos feature McMahon wearing a tracksuit, being chauffeured around Los Angeles in a Cadillac Escalade golf cart and waxing lyrical about his very public financial troubles.

"I knew I could sing the blues, but I didn't know I could rap," McMahon said Wednesday.

"When I retired, I was famous," McMahon raps in the video. "I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."

After being joined by two scantily clad women, McMahon continues: "Got a bump from the media chumps, but that was temporary/Wife with bad credit was scary, so I got wise/I may have fallen, but I got back up/Now I'm back on the attack, like a ninja swinging nunchucks/I told the haters, 'Go on, take a hike'/It's my show now, and I can do what I like."(source)

I have a serious problem with this! Why does he have to be a broke down, ghettofied rapper, but when he comes into cash he turns into a respectable businessman in suit? Furthermore, why are they even making us the initial target like "the others" don't have monetary issues? FULL BLOWN FUCKERY AT IT'S BEST!

They call it "humorous spots" but I call is Blackface 2008. When they shoot a video with him toothless, in a flannel and drawls, scratching his balls in front of his trailer park, I'll call it humorous.