You know what they need to just go out of print already! The last thing I heard they were about to go belly up. Now here they are trying to capitalize off the Rihanna and Chris Brown murk session. Little do they know, the blogs and most entertainment news shows have beat this story like a stripper at a bachelor's party. OLD NEWS. Hell give me the damn magazine and I'll turn that mug around in two months.

Call my crazy, but I am 99.9999% sure, just like Eddie's and Mel B's paternity test, that this is not the CHANGE Obama was talking about! These girls look like they are in high school! With a few of the itty bitty titty committee in full affect...NO HOMO. I just can't, won't and shouldn't have to deal with this!!

For every step forward dumb people take us ten back. SMMFH

Whoever made the cartoon below knows EXACTLY what their talking about.




THANKS DURTY MO

This futhamucka di-rec-ka-ly above....(*sigh*) read first:

State Representative John LaBruzzo of Metairie, Louisiana said many of his constituents are tired of paying for children from poor families and that is why he is considering proposing legislation that would pay women on government assistance $1,000 if they choose to be sterilized.

"You have these people who are just fed up with working their buns off to try to provide for their own family and being forced by the government to provide for others’ families who just want to have unlimited kids," he said.

LaBruzzo said he is studying voluntary sterilization for women whose sole financial support comes from the government in the form of welfare or other public assistance. His idea would be to give the women $1,000 if they had their tubes tied.

[Feel free to continue this bogus ass story]

It also speaks of men having vasectomies for the same price. Now, I can see the problem of having 8 kids without the means to provide for them, but come the f*ck on. We're not f*ckin dumb. Let's neuter these porch monkeys? Let's throw money to these spear-throwing apes? That's what the f*ck he's telling us! Yeah, blacks aren't the only ones that are poor, but damnit...Metairie, Louisiana (18 minutes from New Orleans) is as black as they come. And how are you gonna propose to give "poor" people $1,000, when "poor" people aren't good stewards over money? That's like saying, "Hey fat girl...if you get a gastric bypass, I'll let you live in McDonalds."

I'm done...y'all vent now.

America's Mud Duck just won't leave us be. New York a.k.a. Janice from the Muppet Babies did a photo shoot dressed as Marilyn Monroe. If this isn't the worst wig I've ever seen if my life, I don't know what it. Her wig look like it's preparing for take off.

I know Marilyn is turning like spinning 24's in her grave after this foolishness. First Lindsay Lohan, now New York. Jesus be some originality please!


You can't tell me this don't look like New York...

Peeped at Bossip

If I hear one more story about Mel B I will lose it. I promise. You are not the first single mother and you won't be the last! If you will make better decisions about who you lay with, maybe you wouldn't be in this position.

Mel B has a diss record in the works. Aimed at Eddie Murphy, this record will be called "Beverly Hills C*ck." How original. *insert sarcasm here*

She told Britain's New! magazine: "The working title on my new song is Beverly Hills Cock because that is what he is. He never bothers with his daughter. I mean, what kind of man is that?"(source)

My issue is this. If Eddie isn't seeing his daughter, he's wrong. However, keeping your business in the media is NOT going to make him change. IMO, Mel B is a prime example of woman who have a male friend with benefits, then catch feeling cause he laying the pipe right. You knew what the deal was beforehand. Sexing someone is not going to make him want to be with you, or make your f*ck buddy status turn into a beautiful, loving relationship because you're pregnant.

She's too grown for this crap.

Seen at Ms Virgo

Chris Strokes has too much nerve. He reneged on a few interviews with Vibe magazine, but when he heard they were having a photo shoot with B2K, minus Omarion, he decided to contact them because he couldn't believe they were taking pictures without the "the most important member." *SEOD*

He thus arranged for Omarion and Marques to have phone interviews to continue holding his nut sack, swearing he never did any of the things he's accused of. Only after the aforementioned conversations did he get on the phone. Following, he gave a random story of his life like the readers gave a damn. WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU TOUCHED THE BOYS, NOT HOW YOU CAME UP IN THE WORLD NEGRO!

He continued with the story of his life and then finally got to the accusations. He said they were untrue and only a "cry for attention" etc.

But this is the part of the interview that blew my life. I think the only reason he sat down with Vibe was to promote his new venture to find more victims. He has a show, Chris Stoke: I Wanna Be A Star! He is looking for contenders via youtube and myspace.

"Despite the publicity he’s received in recent months, he has been inundated with audition videos from eager young performers vying for the chance to win the grand prize—a deal with T.U.G."

The above comment from VIBE.com made me SMMFH. Why would anyone want to work for/with him. Are people so desperate to get in the business? If I see another boy group formed by him I swear I will do a drive by on the parents myself!



source: VIBE.com

*throws up a lot (not a little) in my mouth*

There goes my lunch appetite. The level of confidence in the world boggles my mind. This chick must have threw back a fifth of bravery and a pint 0f courage to go IN PUBLIC like that.

Her thigh looks about 6 months pregnant and her butt has demolished those boys short. *dies* Dude face is a clear indication of how I, and you, should feel after viewing this.

No woman with that much cellulite, hell body period, should be in the club with that juvenile "3rd grade class pictures" ponytail. SMH

For once I agree with Mike Jones, "DROP AND GIMME 50!"

Where are her friends to WATCH HER SETUP?

pic from Mediatakeout

I was sitting here chilling on this gloomy Saturday. I wasn't even going to blog all that much today until I turned on the television and saw something that disturbed my entire soul.

Jamie Fox has created the show "G's to Gents" and it's suppose to take hood figgas and turn them into gentlemen. *scratches head* Fonzworth Bentley is going to be the host I guess. I am exceptionally happy to see Bentley doing more than kissing Diddy's ass, but this show is a no.go.

First of all, Jamie could never and was never a G, so how did he even come up with this foolishness. Fool you played Wanda for years! That right there is unacceptable in any hood.


And some of the guys on there were questionable. No thug has his hair slicked down to his head like a cat licked it. I'm just saying...

And this one guy has a grill made out of Reynolds Aluminum Foil. *dies* He kept hollering on the preview, "This shit right hurr is serious ta me! This ain't tv." Well I would guess so. It's summer time and I'm sure he's burning the mess out of the inside of his mouf with that mess. He wants to win the money so he could head straightway to Paul Wall's grill shop. You can fool Jamie, but you can't fool me!

I told yall to WATCH YOUR SETUP! You can't rely on Jamie to turn you into a man joe. SMH

Kudos to Darius McCrary for doing something I've been dying to do for the last few years: choking the hell out of the mouth of the south a.ka. Superhead.

Family Matters star Eddie Winslow and Superhead have had a few domestic squabbles. One choking incident led to her passing out and almost meeting her maker.

And they are at it again. Superhead supposedly put him out for being a bum, but ended up hunting him down for a talk because her son was missing "man #10" sleeping on the couch that couldn't possibly have one spring left. But McCrary obviously wasn't in the mood for shooting the breeze.The "talk" led to him trying to run her over with his car, but unsuccessfully missing her body and only injuring her foot. *SEOD @ Darius*

The part of the article that made me want to pass this hoe a nice tall gleaming glass of shut the fuck up was when she said told TMZ that her and McCrary had been living as "husband and wife" for a little less than a year. BLASPHEMY! I dare her compare being banged out and pimped on a regular to holy matrimony. The devil is a lie!

What really upsets me is I don't think it's true. This is just a publicity stunt to sell her book of harlot exploits. If only we could be so lucky.

(source)

The Super Bust Deezy is back! Karrine Stephans a.k.a. Superhead decided to give her knees, throat, and back a break for awhile. She's coming back with yet another book, which I personally think should be named "Memoirs of a Bustdown." The grapevine has informed me that this book will be about how to please your man*clears throat* via below the waist. Do you think Oprah will put this in her book club?

Why is this hoe still relevant? I can't believe she's become famous by being a human condom. This is sickening and pisses me off. She's set women back 100 years for this tomfoolery and Oprah needs her ass kicked for even showcases this slut bucket. This book deal was for SIX FIGURES yall! And we still have to stomach another book after this one. WILL.SHE.PLEASE.JUST.GO.AWAY?! Where is MY publishing deal?

All I have to say is any man who lets her LOOK at it will indeed catch SARS and the package that never ends!

source from Necole Bitchie