Now...disclaimer. This is JT's list, so if stans have hatred, please put "ATTENTION: NOBODY" on your lil comments or emails. Now...without further delay...

10. Lisa Raye

Ok...she barely made it on the list, but what puts her at number 10 is her associations (and the fact that she's kin to Da Brat). From Benzino and that Slimy ex-husband Michael Misick to her recent affair with Ginuwine, she deserves to take a breif sit down before things get worse. It's bad enough she plays similar roles in everything she's in. Seriously. I can never get lost in her role. Seriously...look at her filmology. Not ONE movie that includes white people. She can sit on the bleachers for now.

9. Gabrielle Union

*sigh* You know...Out of all of the girls listed in the top 10, atleast she's trying. And I think I've given her the most chances. But...damnit! I CAN.NOT any longer. I must be honest and say that she looks awkward. She either looks like a muskrat, that she has Fire Marshall Bill lips, or that she gets her mustache waxed daily. Don't misread me. She is a beautiful woman, but I personally can't do it. And maybe she isn't a fake person, but her smile doesn't support the first part of my sentence. Now...her acting skills are improving, but if we can get her atleast ONE role where she tones down her "I'm independent, so I don't need a man. You gonna have to try harder than that to get with me" swag down, then she would be ok. Gabby, there's still hope, but until then...ushers, please escort her to her seat.

8. Kelly Rowland

Man...this one hurts me a lil bit. I didn't want to TREAT her, but damnit Kelly. The only way she'll constantly see success is if she puts a bookmark in the s section of the dictionary. I'ma give her the new nickname "Catch 22." She is a walking "lose, lose" situation. I've never seen this much slavery in music since the Jacksons were on 2300 Jackson St. She has been the constant field slave of Destiny's Child, and now that she's free, she can't get NOTHING started on her own. Whenever Solange can sell more than you, it's bad (not taking anything away from Solange). Hell, I think Michelle Williams sold more than Kelly's last album. She is just unnoticed. Even her breast implants did NOTHING for her image. Here boo boo...I'll bring your seat to you.

7. Karrine Stephens

The human garbage disposal. How do you live up to the fact that your moniker is SUPERHEAD? Better yet, how do you build a profession or a legacy off the name SUPERHEAD? Here I am, teaching my niece to work hard and go to college, while Karrine sucked her way to the top. SUCKING isn't a hard thing to do. Babies come out the womb with the concept of sucking. How did she become so famous? Shouldn't she have cancer of the mouth or throat cancer by now? Then that whole Darius McCray (aka Eddie Winslow) relationship...bwhahahaha. Jeebus! She wrote a book on how she sucked the industry dry (literally). Who's holding the stopwatch? I'm sure her 15 minutes should be up by now. Here's a lawn chair.

6. Megan Good

God...where do I start? First of all...just a few posts down, you can see why she's ranked where she is. Her acting is as entertaining as John McCain telling stories of his military career during a debate. She plays the SAME ASS ROLE EVERY EFFIN MOVIE! If the movie is remotely sleezy, Megan's agent is steadily on the phone, tryna secure her a spot on the cast. If Megan Good just left your store, you might as well settle for vaseline, because she probably bought all the lip gloss and applied it to her lips already. Who told her that lips and cleveage is the formula to success? Chair please!

5. Angel Lola Luv

If I lit a match in her presence, something on her body would shrink up like plastic. I was one of many lustful fools who was drawn in by her detachable body parts. She almost didn't make it in the Top 10 list, but what made her secure a spot on the list was/is her recent stint of a rap career. How can we take her seriously as a rapper when she was a video vixen? That's like a cameraman saying "eff this" and suddenly decides to be an anchorman on 60 minutes. Bish please. Here's 2 chairs. One for you, and one for your detachable body parts.

4. Christina Milian

You ever had that girl in your class who was cute, but didn't have the swag, and she knew it, but then tried to be something that she's not, and despite her cuteness, it just didn't seem to work? Waa-laa. Christina reminds of an accessory. Cute with something (or someone) but otherwise irrelevant. Her acting sucks ass. Her music sucks every other body part besides the ass. Tell the truth and shame the devil...her "Dip It Low" song only got attention because she was in her video half naked. If I'm lying, sing 2 lines from that song...*waiting* Why eff for tracks if you're not gonna sell 100 copies? Now, this recent bafoonery caused me to completely give up on her. A GOLD LACEFRONT? Seriously. Here is a wooden chair. Use it.

3. Rihanna

First and foremost, she only has a infant-sized spoonfull of hits. Her singing ability rivals a cat with its leg caught in a fence. Seriously. Name me 5 popular songs of hers. *waits* Even with the hits she received from Chris Brown, she still wouldn't have enough to make a Greatest Hits album. Her off-the-stage life is more interesting (and honestly, it's not all of that either). Prior to her getting her fore(teen)head dented by CBreezy's fist of fury, she was a big ass yawn. Sorry, I call a spade a spade. Here's your chair.

2. Beyonce

The most oversaturated, non-original artist in our generation. Now, before the stans write hate mail and post their comments, let me atleast acknowledge that majority of it isn't her fault (that's why she's not number one). She is highly talented and is probably the best singer, but damn it. I refuse to sit here and suck on her nipples as if she's has the best milk in the Creole world. From Etta James to Ciara, she has properly JACKED them. She has dissed Janet and married Jay-Z to solidify her spot in the limelight. Now, I can go on and on for days about Bey, but in that...I would remissed if I fail to point out her LACK OF ACTING. Goldmember? FAIL. Dreamgirls? Practically played herself...FAIL. Hip Hopera (with Mekhi Phifer) FAIL. Shall I continue? Bey...we fluffed your seat cushion.

1. Mariah Carey

Lawd. Lawd hammercy on a charmbraclet. Mariah is numbero uno on the list because she has disappointed me the most. Somewhere between the song "Emotions" to now...she must've hit her head on a bag full of glitter and fairy dust, because her ass is just looney. I really didn't pay attention to her life of FAIL until that MTV Cribs episode. Ditsy wasn't even the word. I mean...I really started to question if she had a brain. Then GLITTER happened. *blink* From there, I started noticing her antics on stage, such as pretending to hold her ear piece, to that traditional one hand in the air as she attempts to hit her traditional high note. Her recent marriage to Nicolas Cannon and their cornier-than-life media pictures solidified her spot as the reigning champ of FAIL. So with great honor, I present Mariah a bedazzled couch with fur trimming that reclines, and a bag of glitter and charmbracelets, and we collectively here at WYSU say...SATCHOASSDOWNBATCH!

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Kerry Washington - would've been in the top 10, but she's pretty, diverse, and a fair actor. If she can have at least one more "brotha" as a romantic interest in a movie, then she would be ok. And maybe tone down her "Joker-like" smile too.

Jennifer Lopez - Ooooohhh...she is sooooo luck that she is currently sitting down. Had this been 3-5 years ago, she would be number 1 on the Top 10. She is soooooo wack to me. Wack I tell you! WACK! Jenny On The Block? FAIL. The best thing recently she did was sit down.

Solange - if she didn't have a good album, she would be in the list. Her attitude, her "I don't give a eff approach to life", her attire, and her nose size needs to come down just a tad. Other than that, she has potential to get out of the shadows of her sister and NOT be known as "the OTHER Knowles child."

Vivica A. Fox - the fact that she is currently sitting down is great. The fact that she is probably sitting down with a surgeon hovering over her isn't great. I'm so glad that SOMEBODY told her to sit down after that whole 50 Cent thing. Her smart judgment has caused her NOT to be in the top 10.

Nicole Ari Parker - I've never been a fan of her acting, and for the longest time, I thought she had an Adam's apple, but maybe it's just me who thinks she looks like Grant Hill or her husband's brother with a wig on. Other than that, I don't have enough beef with her to put her in the list.

She tells MTV.com, “I think that we have become obsessed with Internet blogging. And I think that there is so much negativity out there, and it’s doing no one any good. It’s not doing the people that sit there and think of the nasty thoughts and spend the 10 to 20 hours of their day typing them up (any good). It’s not doing the people that read them any good (either), because it’s just consistently putting negativity in the air. It’s not really doing anyone any good, and, you know, we are all so addicted to it. And maybe sit back and ask yourself why.” (source)

Now why would bloggers EVER have something to say about her?






*BITCH PLEASE!!! YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN A BLOGGER LIKE ME!" *Drops the mic*

Aubrey, our little try-sexual we love to hate, will be baring her ass for the world to see in Playboy for a whopping sum of $500,000. At least she's getting paid for it. Hugh Heffner must be on meds. He know he could have got her to do it for a few V.I.P. party passes and a home tanning bed. A freaking waste of money. SMH

This HAVE GOT to be the funniest story ever. Jim Jones turned himself in yesterday to answer questions about an physical altercation between his boy TY-TY and NE-YO. *dies*

"The details of the event are sketchy at this point: Police believe Jones and/or members of his crew were involved in a physical altercation with Ne-Yo and/or one or more of his entourage at the Louis Vuitton store on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. According to several blog reports, members of Jones' entourage fought with an associate of Jay Z's who works for Ne-Yo. That associate is said to be the brother of longtime Jay-Z friend and business colleague Tyran "Ty Ty" Smith. (source)

You know what, Ty-Ty and Ne-Yo need to locked up for their wack ass stripper names alone, and Jim Jones need be locked up for not showering. What could they possibly have been fighting over? The last size 10 LV monogram stiletto? I give up!

I swear I hate niggas. She did some real life HOODRAT STUFF. I can almost guarantee she was one of the last ones to get there because she wanted make sure she looked good enough to pull a rapper, or any man with money.

I'm happy that lady told her about herself. She and Shawty Lo really didn't have to give back to the community, so I'm appalled at how she could think she SUPPOSED to get something. Go get a job at McDonald's if you're that pressed to get your child a $10.99 Fisher Price joint.

I mean seriously, would it have been possible for everyone of those kids to get a toy? The crowd was huge. I'm more appalled that Rolling Out television chose to highlight the negative aspect of the event over the positive. Why not show the thankful parents and kids? SMMFH

I showed you this picture for a reason. Partake:



Are you serious? Lil Fizz? Hard? Hanging with Bloods and Crips? (*rolls out my 40ft x 80ft banner with the caption "YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE"*) The last "blood" he saw was from Chris Stokes' condom. (yeah, I took it there...eff being nice). Get this little nicca outta here. F*ck Raz B? *nigga please face* He forgot to add 'I' at the beginning of the sentence. Dude's a joke. His career was what his name is...a lil fizz...in the beverage of hiphop. Take your storebrand 'yes' man, and your Goodwill (un)Popular hoodie and SAT.DOWN. Go massage Chris's feet, pronto. Sweet nicca.

I quit this bish! I have completely destroyed all of my brain cells listening to this baffonery. He is a complete embarrassment. Seriously. I'm just pissed. If I ever see this wack azz nicca in public, I will seriously move a heavy object towards his direction. Wack azz nicca. Low expectation havin, no goal settin, no mission statement in life, lame store brand lookin nicca.

Yesterday, Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) sat for an interview with KUSA, an NBC affiliate in Colorado. In response to a question sent to the network by a third grader at a local elementary school about what the Vice President does, Palin erroneously argued that the Vice President is “in charge of the United States Senate“:

Q: Brandon Garcia wants to know, “What does the Vice President do?”

PALIN: That’s something that Piper would ask me! … [T]hey’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom.

Watch it:

Indeed, while Palin suggests that questions about what the Vice President does is something only her daughter Piper would ask, Palin herself asked this very question on national television in July. Apparently, she still hasn’t learned the correct answer.

Article I of the Constitution establishes an exceptionally limited role for the Vice President — giving the office holder a vote only when the Senate is “equally divided”:

The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no vote, unless they be equally divided.

Moreover, the U.S. Senate website explains that the modern role of Vice Presidents has been to preside over the Senate “only on ceremonial occasions.” ThinkProgress contacted Senior Assistant Paliamentarian Peter Robinson, who also disputed Palin’s characterization of the Vice President’s role:

In modern practice the Vice President doesn’t really control the Senate. … If anyone has a responsibility to try to govern the Senate, it’s the responsibility of the two leaders.

...a change is gonna come. This picture is from Saturday. Million man march? Nope. Did Jesus come back and I forgot to get my ticket? Nope. This is B. Obama at a rally in Missouri. 100,000 plus people came out, which made it the largest turnout for a presidential rally, ever. Between this picture, and Colin Powell (republican) announcement of him endorsing Obama, John McCain, Sarah Palin, Joe the Plummer, George Bush, Bristol's babydaddy, Fox News and R.Kelly can all go have a seat in nursery chairs and wait for Terrance Howard to bring the baby wipes and Obama pacifiers.

Ok...imagine if this woman was gonna run for Vice President 24 years later...

Lawd...wipe me down! This chick is dumber than a bag of nickles. Scary isn't it? Well...some pageant ladies tend to FAIL on these things. Now, as I mentioned at the top, a pageant contestant possibly running for Vice President 24 years later. Seems scary, right? Let's take a trip back to 1984 (aka 24 years ago) to the Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant...

Sarah (Heath) Palin Swimsuit Competition:

Talk about a rectangle booty! Now, you know how they said that Cassie be "f*ckin for tracks?" Now....naw....I'm not gonna go there...proceed...

Sarah (Heath) Palin Talent Show Competition:

You can't tell me that she didn't look cross-eyed. I can so see Osama bin Laden playing this clip right before he comes on the screen and tells America that he's coming (that's only if she's Vice President). You know that fool bin Laden is effecient with a camera. Aight, moving right along.

Sarah (Heath) Palin Evening Gown Competition:

Gosh! I swear she sat on books all her life. SMH. And what in the hell is she talking about? "In Alaska, we have mosquitos and beautiful mountians." Is this why you should win the pageant? (*sigh*)

It's too early in the morning for this! How do you show up to your birthday and your hair looks like you've been caught in a hurricane for 40 days and 40 nights? Her edges look like stuck together raisins. Ladies, you know it's time for a weave when your wet n' wavy tracks start looking like dreadlocks. Dem' shits is locking on there own! Jesus be a Dark and Lovely SUPER SUPREME PERM and a beautician with a heavy hand. SMH

DO YOU SEE HER TITTAY HANGING OUT?! *FTFO* These women these days I tell ya! Classless....not to mention she got that ghetto ass necklace on with that dress. SLAP YOUR STYLIST NOW!

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"Hell naw playa...not me" is what 50 was thinkin. You know...this whole "chain snatch" epidemic in hiphop has gotten out of hand. Who in the recession hell is gonna pay rent money to go to a show, just to take a chain? Is it premeditated? Do you layout your clothes the night before like..."yeah son, I can't wait for this concert tommorrow. I'ma wear my dark clothes too, so he don't see me go for the chain." Chances are, if you got tickets that close to the performer, then you got ok money.

This entire picture is just wrong. The girl with the tie-dyed hair is making my head hurt. She HAD to use food coloring for that. I refuse to believe L'oreal chemist are hard at work putting together pastel colored dyes. "Becky" is just too "hood" for me. *rolls eyes* I dare her ass walk through the projects when the party is over like that.

What? I oughta bust her in the head with my laptop. All of that for Plies? Plies? She said she spent $600 to see Plies (who was nowhere near the main headliner). She also said...(and yes, I caught this)...that she just moved to the "apartment" but she still got to get the rest of her stuff from her "house." Downgrade? Or did we use mortgage payments to see Plies (once again...who was nowhere near the main headliner). Seriously...Plies was probably so close to the front of the show, that he was probably doing soundcheck.

She said she got God and Plies. Odd couple, but hey. I can "somewhat" work with it if she said she jumped for both, but Plies only? All of this for Plies? Did I miss something? Why Plies?

No Homo, but I can see if dis nicca was Denzel or Will Smith, but Plies? GTFO!

BREAKING NEWS: I just caught wind that she actually WON! (atleast she claims that she won) Go f*ckin figure. I wish I could gather some Pharisees and Saducees up so we can all stone her stupid azz for setting us black people back 250 years. Plies ain't jumping in no lake, puddle, tub, shower, etc. for you, but yo dumb azz did what? SMDH. *sigh* Obama better win, that's all I'm saying.

UPDATE: Someone in a forum made up a great point for this epic foolery:

"You'll jump off the bridge for a nigga that calls you a bitch and hoe in damn near every song he makes, but I bet you wouldn't jump off a bridge for a good man that really gives a f*ck about you."

Amen!

Update #2: :"Busted Baby" must have tracked her video down to us. The video is now set to private and you have to become her friend to view it. She's not that important for us to go through all of that. Trust, you guys aren't missing anything. Justin Time write up will save you the trouble.

~A. Red