My co-worker sent me this picture on Friday. I didn't have time to post it because I was too busy trying to find land because I was engulfed in bunk ass waves. We all know he didn't "brush" these joints in. That ain't nathan but a silk scarf, hard brush, and Jam gel. The fugg he think he's fooling?! He could have at least gelled those nappy kitchens down. Channeling Rihanna with those rolled up balls. Somebody needs to inform him that mess is NOT cute in any shape or fashion.

This trick is disrespectful on SOOOOOOOOO many levels it's not even funny. The bouncer who allowed her entrance into the clubs needs to be FIRED! Let's break it down why I wanna fugg her up with a Lucky Magazine Fashion Spread....

• She has on all $20 of her Claire's bracelets. Act like y'all don't know you can get 3 bracelets for $5. Bish can't even bend her arm!!
• She had too much time on her hands and used a razor to give her pants a "edgy" look. SEOD We all know she didn't buy those like that. If she did...I want that store closed expeditiously.
  
• She wearing a FASHION SCARF for a shirt!! You will NOT turn a Forever21 accessory scarf into a tittay sling! I won't accept that!
• Her PONYTAIL is combed down over her forehead to make a swoop bang. *kicks over computer* I give up!
• Her lips are in need of lipstick. I'm not even an advocate of lipstick, but when your lips are black like you've been lighting your lips instead of the blunt, you gotta cover that mess up.

Please continue to point out what I missed.....

Thanks Durty Mo

This futhamucka di-rec-ka-ly above....(*sigh*) read first:

State Representative John LaBruzzo of Metairie, Louisiana said many of his constituents are tired of paying for children from poor families and that is why he is considering proposing legislation that would pay women on government assistance $1,000 if they choose to be sterilized.

"You have these people who are just fed up with working their buns off to try to provide for their own family and being forced by the government to provide for others’ families who just want to have unlimited kids," he said.

LaBruzzo said he is studying voluntary sterilization for women whose sole financial support comes from the government in the form of welfare or other public assistance. His idea would be to give the women $1,000 if they had their tubes tied.

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It also speaks of men having vasectomies for the same price. Now, I can see the problem of having 8 kids without the means to provide for them, but come the f*ck on. We're not f*ckin dumb. Let's neuter these porch monkeys? Let's throw money to these spear-throwing apes? That's what the f*ck he's telling us! Yeah, blacks aren't the only ones that are poor, but damnit...Metairie, Louisiana (18 minutes from New Orleans) is as black as they come. And how are you gonna propose to give "poor" people $1,000, when "poor" people aren't good stewards over money? That's like saying, "Hey fat girl...if you get a gastric bypass, I'll let you live in McDonalds."

I'm done...y'all vent now.