Well folks...I'm back to my Myspace rant. I can't do it. I went on there yesterday to send a friend a note about whether or not she was going to our 10 year high school reunion and this is the fuckery I was greeted with.

Sam wants to be my friend on myspace. SEOD This 65 year old freaky jason, serial killer looking fool needs to find some business. Please help me comprehend what we're supposed to talk about. Viagra? Geritol? Depends? I'm at a lost.....

Not only did he request once and got denied. He came back A SECOND TIME like maybe my hand mistakingly hit the "DAMN THAT" button. It didn't sir...you're not getting in. I wish a back link would post on his page for him to see this shat! If you want to get your roast game up or get a early Halloween scare, check out his page here.

I'm about to go find a Myspace bodyguard to watch my setup because he makes me nervous. LMAO He's from Illinois and that's not what I want!

Pictures are worth a thousand words, so I'll let them tell the story.










This is precisely why I don't eat at people houses! I'm the person that stops at McDonald's before BBQ's or Parties. Just Ewwwwwwwwww!

This joint is an actual gang war with two Russian gangs! Ladies...gentlemens...this is a FIGHT! Sheeead...I would've called in sick this day. I doubt it if it was a Blood vs Crips fight, but I think it's safe to say that the red team (or gang) won, even after the blue gang regrouped and came from a different direction.

I've completely had it with television. And these following shows are the reason why....


MTV's Paris BFF. *blank stare* What in the low self-esteem hell is this? I think this show wins for the DUMBEST show of all times. You're living in a house with a thousand folks, having stupid arguments, all for the sake of being someone's crony? Just pathetic. Pathetic like Paris acting skills. She can't even "act normal" to save her life.

MTV's Top Flop Pop Group is a complete and utter waste of a television slot. Jesus be some talent for the talentless. I've been more entertained by the crack heads dancing and singing for change around my way. Mario Lopez better quit playing and stick with the dancing show. This show will take him back to the bottom of the barrel where he came from before Wayne can get to the bottom of that purp in his Styrofoam cup.

"Man and Wife" is a certified DO.NOT.WANT. I can't believe MTV actually entertained this foolishness. Just thinking of what they do in bed is enough to make my stomach turn. Sorry, but if you need to take advice from Fatman Scoop, you don't deserve to be in a relationship in the first damn place. And the content is seriously OFF THE CHAIN. You will NOT show this mess during prime time television. At least wait until the kids are sleep. SMH Then they want to know why kids are out here effin' like jackrabbits.

Real Chance of Love is coming to television November 3rd. I mean wtf?! Since when do you need television to find love? That mess is not even remotely entertaining anymore. The only think I'll be looking forward to is seeing what products Real use in that pretty hair of his and what concoction of a hairstyle their 3rd sister brother of theirs will have.

Ice-T and his cave bitch Coco make me sick! He makes money off degrading her and she acts like its okay. He's worried about Soulja Boy messing up hip hop, but he's making black men in general look like pigs. I want to give a big.......

Yung Bird was arrested this weekend. He's doing WHATEVER it takes to become relevant.

"Rapper Yung Berg was busted early yesterday morning in New York City after police investigated a complaint by a limo driver.

Sources say a limo driver reported a dispute with five passengers, and when police investigated the complaint, they busted Berg and his buddies on a pile of charges.

Cops say Berg, real name Christian Ward, was charged with criminal possession of a weapon, criminal possession of marijuana and menacing." (source)

He should have been arrested a long time ago for being a dumbass. He's the only idiot in America to get arrested (or almost arrested) on a video shoot for smoking weed. *dead* And now this...maybe he should have taken the sign when he was dropped off DMX label. This industry does not seem to agree with him.

Khia is like a fly. No matter how much you try to stop it from buzzing around, irritating the heck out of you, you can never quite make it happen without taken them COMPLETELY OUT.

I fell out when I saw this messitivity. These are some stills from her new video shoot (shot via Samsung camera phone) "Be Your Lady" which is a song dedicated to none other than Weezy. Talk about being named the ugliest couple in history if that was to ever happen.

The Hanes His Way wife beater and the matching granny panties and matching earrings did me in! This is unacceptable and disrespectful! This bish is salmonella; she has the ability to make everybody who comes into contact with her sick.

Tell me if I'm wrong ladies, but didn't those type of shoes go out of a style a few years ago? I had a few pair but they're all at the Salvation Army now. And you got to be a fool to eat anything Khia prepares. She many just add her special ingredient of panty pudding and that aint whatchu want!

Peep the behind the scenes video for this fuckery.

Seen at Bossip & Tha Feedback

This has got to be a joke. T-Pain and Lil Wayne have a "Best of Both Worlds" album in the works (source) . They've already recorded a few joints together, but will finish the rest of the album in October. Timberland has signed on as a producer to further the madness

I don't know if I'm down for this. I mean one or two song, cool. But an entire album is something different. I can only take so much of T-Pain crooning and Lil Wayne trying to harmonize with him.

I tell you one thing, this will certifiably be one of the ugliest groups in history. Chuuch!

Peeped at Necole Bitchie

The Super Bust Deezy is back! Karrine Stephans a.k.a. Superhead decided to give her knees, throat, and back a break for awhile. She's coming back with yet another book, which I personally think should be named "Memoirs of a Bustdown." The grapevine has informed me that this book will be about how to please your man*clears throat* via below the waist. Do you think Oprah will put this in her book club?

Why is this hoe still relevant? I can't believe she's become famous by being a human condom. This is sickening and pisses me off. She's set women back 100 years for this tomfoolery and Oprah needs her ass kicked for even showcases this slut bucket. This book deal was for SIX FIGURES yall! And we still have to stomach another book after this one. WILL.SHE.PLEASE.JUST.GO.AWAY?! Where is MY publishing deal?

All I have to say is any man who lets her LOOK at it will indeed catch SARS and the package that never ends!

source from Necole Bitchie

Joy to the world! Ass-hanti's back with another album. This new album just may be able to get her in the Guinness Book of Records for saying the most "baby's" in a lifetime. At least something good will come out of it. Lord knows the chick won't sell acrylic, let alone gold.

I've heard mixed review so I'm going to let you guys be the judge. I won't know for sure because I'll be damned if I subject myself to this fuckery. Caterwauling at the moon is NOT what I consider music; Thank you.

You can purchase her cd from your local hustleman...you got to be a fool to actually go to a store and get it. NO.THANKS!

On a high note, she does look great. Kanye's work out plan and getting worked out by Nelly most definitely does a body good. Gone girl! I can't even hate on you.